"I want a million dollars, a helicopter, and an empty Gatorade bottle."

Why didn't you think of that before we left the house?

He couldn't just pee in the car?

Did he get to finish?

Hate it when I have to stop mid-stream.

TsarTom: Did he get to finish?

Hate it when I have to stop mid-stream.

Considering he got tased and shot twice, I'd say he had a good bowel movement as well

Hope you had one hell of a pee, Arnold!

TsarTom: Did he get to finish?

Hate it when I have to stop mid-stream.

Especially when you get tased mid piss, he probably peed all over himself

When you gotta go,you gotta go...

I gotta suspend the stand off man, new shiat has come to light.

Ed Finnerty: "I want a million dollars, a helicopter, and an empty Gatorade bottle."

Don't forget the football helmet full of cottage cheese.

Nice police work there, Lou.

I can just picture the scene:

Bad guy: Yo cops! Time out! I gotta take a whiz, aight?

Cops: OK, time out.

(Bad guy gets out of car)

Cops: Time in! ZAP!! POW!!!

Assimilate This: I can just picture the scene:

Bad guy: Yo cops! Time out! I gotta take a whiz, aight?

Cops: OK, time out.

(Bad guy gets out of car)

Cops: Time in! ZAP!! POW!!!

"shiat. This dude's got piss all over. Whose car?"
"Not it!"
"not it."
"not it."
"Not it."
"na.. Godammit."

ALWAYS keep an empty coffee can in the car. My dad hated to stop at rest areas on road trips.

.. or just piss all over yourself so the coppers can have a nice stinky surprise

Should have worms his DPants

*worn, lol

Chilito: Ed Finnerty: "I want a million dollars, a helicopter, and an empty Gatorade bottle."

Don't forget the football helmet full of cottage cheese.

And having the letter "M" stricken from the English language.

krafty420: Should have worms his DPants

If your situation has gotten desperate enough for a police standoff then its desperate enough to piss yourself. No followthrough by this guy, probably how he got this screwed up to start.

Way of the road, Bubs, way of the road.

Bathia_Mapes: He couldn't just pee in the car?

Ya, right? Its not like his day had much of a chance of getting any better anyway.

I'd think that a police standoff would be one case where it would be okay to crap your pants.

Why DON'T they make diapers with holsters?

_{/seems like a good idea}

Negotiator: Nobody's gotten hurt yet. Let's keep it that way, OK?
Bad Guy: Ok.
Negotiator: What is it gonna take for us to work this out, and keep eveybody safe?
Bad Guy: Depends.

fecal matter?
Fecal Matter.
FECAL MATTER!

Aw, shiat!

Orlando

If your city name starts with and ends in a vowel, you have already lost.

Omaha

fartface

Bang!

Bang!

BANG!

Bathia_Mapes: He couldn't just pee in the car?

He didn't want to WETZEL himself.

He was just participating in the new "Pee-Pee for Po-Po's" trend sweeping the nation right now.

Farkenhostile: TsarTom: Did he get to finish?

Hate it when I have to stop mid-stream.

Especially when you get tased mid piss, he probably peed all over himself

laying flat on your back in the street peeing all over yourself is no way to go through life, son