christsicles? NOT to be confused with the christicles

Don't eat the yellow ones.

Haha, cue up catholic league outrage in 5,4,3....

LOL.

When will someone make Christ's blood sausages?

The comments in the article are amusing, and basically boil down to "magic doesn't work that way!"

Christianity has a long history of making money of trinkets. Why not something blasphemilicious?

Christian Books

Christian Lingerie

Christian Gifts

Christian Electronics

Sebastian Errazuriz brings the wine; Catholics bring the whine.

It actually looks pretty tasty, but I imagine licking the last of the pop off the cross at the end would feel a little creepy.

I find it very amusing that people who supposedly reject magic think that a handkerchief that a Saint^tm sneezed in will cure their cancer.

I still prefer chocolate Jesus....

That cherry popsicle died for your sins.

Wow, great work. He really nailed it.

Oh Lord....

I wonder what he uses to freeze them, given that they're made with wine? Would dry ice be enough?

Some moronic kid is going to have it get stuck against the roof of their mouth.

"Hellff! Hellff! My heesus cwath goth stuch!

Then BAM! Lawsuits.

Jesus on a stick

Everything's better on a stick

was he battered by the Romans?

hinten: Christianity has a long history of making money of trinkets. Why not something blasphemilicious?

Christian Books

Christian Lingerie

Christian Gifts

Christian Electronics

Christian Bingo

I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my popcicle Jesus

Insensitivity towards the deeply-held beliefs of others is pretty antisocial.

lilplatinum: I still prefer chocolate Jesus....

The X-rated version has him anatomically correct.

spentmiles: I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my popcicle Jesus

I LOL'd.

Cake or Popsicle?

Jesus Christ are these ever good!

PreMortem: Haha, cue up catholic league outrage in 5,4,3....

Based on the discription of how it was "blessed", no Catholic with any knowledge of theology would consider it to be consecrated. So yeah, I predict the catholic league will make an ass of themselves over this one.

Holy..."Jesus Christ inadvertently blessed wine frozen on a Popsicle stick cross!!!!!!"...doesn't exactly roll off the tongue (so to speak) now does it?

/or *does* it?!?!?!?!?

Jesus Christ on a Popsicle Stick...

/wait, didn't we used to say that to Christians to fark with them??

Eternity in Hell won't be nearly so terrible with a few of these to keep cool with.

hinten: Christianity has a long history of making money of trinkets. Why not something blasphemilicious?

Christian Books

Christian Lingerie

Christian Gifts

Christian Electronics

There is also a christian sex shop.

/at work, so can't grab the link

Millennium: I wonder what he uses to freeze them, given that they're made with wine? Would dry ice be enough?

Trust me, wine can and does freeze.

AverageAmericanGuy: Insensitivity towards the deeply-held beliefs of others is pretty antisocial.

If they don't want their beliefs mocked, they should have such stupid beliefs.

I don't see how you can honestly believe that wine turns into blood when a few words are said over it by a guy in a white robe. Additionally, why would you be a part of a cult that eats the flesh and drinks the blood of their supposed savior?

Sounds creepy to me.

And yet these people are outraged that the blood they are supposed to drink is frozen in popsicle form?

AverageAmericanGuy: Insensitivity towards the deeply-held beliefs of others is pretty antisocial.

I agree. He's getting quite a bit of undeserved flak from Catholics who are pissed simply because he doesn't share their religion.

lenfromak: Millennium: I wonder what he uses to freeze them, given that they're made with wine? Would dry ice be enough?

Trust me, wine can and does freeze.

In a normal kitchen freezer.

AverageAmericanGuy: Insensitivity towards the deeply-held beliefs of others is pretty antisocial.

So your insensitivity to our deeply held belief of the ridiculousness of Christianity makes you anti social? Good to know!

Couldn't tell if that was wine or blood.

AverageAmericanGuy: Insensitivity towards the deeply-held beliefs of others is pretty antisocial.

Using deeply-held beliefs to be insensitive to others is pretty antisocial.

// what were we talking about?
// oh, right - frozen wine on a stick
// unbunch your habit

THX 1138: AverageAmericanGuy: Insensitivity towards the deeply-held beliefs of others is pretty antisocial.

I agree. He's getting quite a bit of undeserved flak from Catholics who are pissed simply because he doesn't share their religion.

He's also made a really shiatty popsicle.

The artist sees these as representing Christianity, because Bombhead Mohammed represents Islam the same way...

It's my theory that the more "artistic" or "creative" a person is, the more disconnected they are from logic and common sense. That's not a bad thing, mind you, just something to keep in mind when they make idiotic pronouncements about politics, religion or social matters,


Without creative thinking, there would be no invention... but creative thinkers are not very practical and almost never pragmatic thinkers.

give us this day our daily popcicle,
and forgive us our sweating,
as we forgive those who sweat against us,
and lead us not into brain freeze,
but deliver us from the heat.

LesserEvil: The artist sees these as representing Christianity, because Bombhead Mohammed represents Islam the same way...

Did that sentence make sense to you when you typed it out?

BurnShrike: give us this day our daily popcicle,
and forgive us our sweating,
as we forgive those who sweat against us,
and lead us not into brain freeze,
but deliver us from the heat.

Yea, though I walk the the scorching hot valley looking for a shadow I shall fear no heat stroke for thou art with me.

I suddenly have the urge to give Jesus a lick.

A wine popsicle? Makes sense, considering He died for your zins.

Ungga bunga Boo. Humina hummina voo doo blood!

/christ, what a bunch of maroons.
//imaginary voodoo with imaginary friends
///baby butt farkers, too.

Errazuriz said, he concealed it in a cooler and took it into a church, where it was "inadvertently blessed by the priest while turning wine into the blood of Christ during the Eucharist."

So how does that work?
Is all wine in the building blessed when the priest does his conjuring?
Does it have to be in earshot of the priest?
Is there a radius around the priest? If so how big is it.? If you live next door to the church is all your wine blessed?

The artist is using those nasty wooden sticks, though. They put my teeth on edge when I bite them, which is why I never eat popsicles.

Great. Now Priests have something new to tempt little kids with.

Oblig:

/hot

Born with a tail
Great tune.

LesserEvil: It's my theory that the more "artistic" or "creative" a person is, the more disconnected they are from logic and common sense.

He represented Christianity as a food item that is appealing to many but, in reality, is actually devoid of any nutritional value...

I think its a fitting representation...

spentmiles: I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my popcicle Jesus

Reach out and eat faith
Your own Popsicle Jesus
Someone who's cherry or wine,
Someone who's lime
Your own Popsicle Jesus
Someone who's on a stick
Someone you'll lick