Let the LOOties commence!

Alas, I wasn't quick enough ...

Vote whore entry in to counter Lootie

He's Bob the Plumber........ and Joe the Plumber has nothing on him...

I think you're all farked in the head.

We're ten hours from the farking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much farking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy shiat!