Welp, I'm off to buy a mansion, get chest hair implants, and get some lasik eye surgery.

And leg extensions, don't forget those....

I'm guessing that red-headed boy's dad beats him

Eyesight? What the hell, man?

My dad was short, hairless, wore bifocals and killed babies for sport.


//I still miss him.

the two little black girls with the pink in their hair are hilarious.

Cute, but what's with the "don't kill your babies" business?

Apparently the perfect dad is a hirsute Reed Richards

I hope nobody asks my kids a question like this. They're way too honest and would probably tell all of my embarrassing secrets.

The two little black girls were hilarious.

"You're talking about my dad, aren't you?"

"I've never seen your dad!"

1) Don't say "Toodles" - Check
2) Hairy - Check
3) Tallest Person in my house - Check
4) Kids still alive - Check

Guess I am doing OK.

Moms shouldn't say "toodles" either.

Makes you wonder where such an adorable little girl picked up such language.

49 and 362/365 years old and I won't dream of saying "toodles".

PIP_the_TROLL: The two little black girls were hilarious.

"You're talking about my dad, aren't you?"

"I've never seen your dad!"

And this.

/Toodles

I plan on not killing my babies as often as I can.

Toodle-farkin-oo?

spittman: 1) Don't say "Toodles" - Check
2) Hairy - Check
3) Tallest Person in my house - Check
4) Kids still alive - Check

Guess I am doing OK.

Same here. But now I have 'ooooh toooodles' running through my head. Farking cartoons.

pxsteel: spittman: 1) Don't say "Toodles" - Check
2) Hairy - Check
3) Tallest Person in my house - Check
4) Kids still alive - Check

Guess I am doing OK.

Same here. But now I have 'ooooh toooodles' running through my head. Farking cartoons.

Thought the same thing lol. Farking Mickey Mouse club.

The biggest thing I got from that is my dad doesn't love me because he doesn't always say goodbye when he leaves.

Also, never kill your baby.

Those kids got some facked up grills.

The whole time I felt really bad for the one kid who didn't get interviewed in that class because s/he didn't have a father.

Lansan1ty: The whole time I felt really bad for the one three kids who didn't get interviewed in that class because s/he didn't have a father.


FTFY Chicagoans

My ex had a kid about this age. I coulda been a dad. We were engaged, too. fark.

chopit: My ex had a kid about this age. I coulda been a dad. We were engaged, too. fark.

Yeah, close one man. You truly snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.

The one thing I learned from being a stepfather is, "stepfathers are evil." At least that's how she felt about me.

/no, I didn't do anything evil
//unless you count marrying her mother
///I would rate that more as stupid than evil

Oh Toodles!!!

He always comes back when he says he will.

/aisle seat

PIP_the_TROLL: The two little black girls were hilarious.

"You're talking about my dad, aren't you?"

"I've never seen your dad!"

"Let's say he's hairy, then. OK?"

"Don't ever call my dad that."

That was like a nice version of this.Link