Please, like that would stop me.

Wait - are they USED tissues? Because that would be a little weird.

Some women stuff a handkerchief in their bras or cleavage, because they don't want to carry a bag. It happens.

What a coincidence - the millions of males were using tissues too

Rev. Skarekroe: Please, like that would stop me.

Wait - are they USED tissues? Because that would be a little weird.

Hell, I'd pay extra for that.

foo monkey: Rev. Skarekroe: Please, like that would stop me.

Wait - are they USED tissues? Because that would be a little weird.

Hell, I'd pay extra for that.

It depends on what they were used for.

MoronLessOff: foo monkey: Rev. Skarekroe: Please, like that would stop me.

Wait - are they USED tissues? Because that would be a little weird.

Hell, I'd pay extra for that.

It depends on what they were used for.

Seriously. Who's to say Beiber didn't wank into that tissue?

I may not like her "adorkable" persona or her hit singles, but Katy Perry is a hot, hittable package of woman. While nice, the boobs are merely a part of the entire gestalt.

Or maybe it's just farking dress tape

MoronLessOff:

It depends on what they were used for.

My fantasy is still rock solid.

Someone notify me if the tissues wind up on Ebay.

Beiber has a $200,000 minivan? The fark, you little brat, get a proper limo for that money so you can appear to be a little less of a dork.

theorellior: I may not like her "adorkable" persona or her hit singles, but Katy Perry is a hot, hittable package of woman. While nice, the boobs are merely a part of the entire gestalt.



Also, no, she is not "hot," though technically, anything with an appropriately sized hole is "hittable." Katy Perry is the demon queen of the Uncanny Valley.

Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.

Just the other day I saw a busty woman wearing a dress, waiting for a bus. Her iPhone was nestled in her cleavage. It was just barely visible above the top of her strapless dress. Makes sense, I guess, she had no pockets. I thought it was funny that her earphones were plugged in the phone too.

She had great tits, just like Katy. It doesn't matter what the ladies might stuff in between 'em.

Not in the know, but dresses don't come with pockets AFAIK. Seems to me it would be the sensible place to keep a kleenex for personal use.

Chicks have been shoving things down their cleavages forever, guys.
It's now called Victoria's Secret Compartment.

My only Katy Perry fantasy is hearing about her untimely death.

Lemme try that link again...

Katy Perry stuffs her bra with tissues, ending the fantasy of millions of males
...and quite a few females, I'm sure.

bdub77: Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.

If zooey is anything like the hipster weirdo persona she cultivates, Katy would be a lot more fun, in and out of the sack.

Or you can enjoy listening to her ask you if its raining when the windows are open, leave the house a farking pigsty, and then dance around like a moron to old music.

Ya, I went there :D

bdub77: Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.

Zooey Deschanel? She the chick in that movie where she makes snarky comments in a monotone with a bored expression on her face?

Smackledorfer: bdub77: Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.

If zooey is anything like the hipster weirdo persona she cultivates, Katy would be a lot more fun, in and out of the sack.

Yeah, I can imagine you'd have to buy her coffee, listen to her recite gawd-awful poetry and take long, moonlit walks barefoot in the park before you got remotely close to getting in her pants. Way too much work.

check out boobpedia's (nsfw idiot) article. she has 32 DDs. big enough.

I should clarify, lest anyone get the wrong idea: Both are out of my league, even if they weren't rich and famous. Neither are my masturbatory fantasy of choice.

LoneWolf343: Katy Perry is the demon queen of the Uncanny Valley.

Sometimes, yes. Other times, no. Depends on how stylized she wants her makeup.

Wow...

bdub77: Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.


5/10

Ive seen my roomate put her cigs in her clevage. Ill try and get a picture next time

I would still motorboat that so hard.

Katy Perry bonus: Women raised under strict catholic households are usually oh so very freaky.

So really I would hit it....

like the fist of an angry god.

But I swear to god I will gag that biatch if she so much as utters a single line of any of her songs...

groppet: Ive seen my roomate put her cigs in her clevage. Ill try and get a picture next time

Next time? You mean she's done this before and you DIDN'T take a picture?

You sir are a disgrace to fark.

acaciaavenue: Smackledorfer: bdub77: Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.

If zooey is anything like the hipster weirdo persona she cultivates, Katy would be a lot more fun, in and out of the sack.

Yeah, I can imagine you'd have to buy her coffee, listen to her recite gawd-awful poetry and take long, moonlit walks barefoot in the park before you got remotely close to getting in her pants. Way too much work.

Plus, she's a vegan with celiac disease. EVERYTHING is bound to be overly annoying. Whereas Katy, in addition to being a great, just great, pop star, has a demonstrably good sense of humor with a strong vitality about her.

/Do enjoy Zooey in New Girl, where they go mock her Manic Pixie Dream Girl persona at least as much as they praise it.

bdub77: Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.

If you want cute, quirky, and talented without the obnoxious quirk that Zooey exudes, try some Sara Bareilles.

bdub77: Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.

Strategeryz0r: groppet: Ive seen my roomate put her cigs in her clevage. Ill try and get a picture next time

Next time? You mean she's done this before and you DIDN'T take a picture?

You sir are a disgrace to fark.

Cut him some slack. His CSBs have been a great service to Fark.

zarberg:
If you want cute, quirky, and talented without the obnoxious quirk that Zooey exudes, try some Sara Bareilles.

Thank you for that!

MoronLessOff: Strategeryz0r: groppet: Ive seen my roomate put her cigs in her clevage. Ill try and get a picture next time

Next time? You mean she's done this before and you DIDN'T take a picture?

You sir are a disgrace to fark.

Cut him some slack. His CSBs have been a great service to Fark.

Slack cut. Can't argue when someone else sticks up for him.

Strategeryz0r: I would still motorboat that so hard.

Katy Perry bonus: Women raised under strict catholic households are usually oh so very freaky.

So really I would hit it....

like the fist of an angry god.

But I swear to god I will gag that biatch if she so much as utters a single line of any of her songs...

She's very much not Catholic. Her parents belong to some small evangelical Biblical literalist cult and she herself is no longer a member, but she's still some sort of Protestant. Probably that denomination that calls themselves "non-denominational".

luidprand: Strategeryz0r: I would still motorboat that so hard.

Katy Perry bonus: Women raised under strict catholic households are usually oh so very freaky.

So really I would hit it....

like the fist of an angry god.

But I swear to god I will gag that biatch if she so much as utters a single line of any of her songs...

She's very much not Catholic. Her parents belong to some small evangelical Biblical literalist cult and she herself is no longer a member, but she's still some sort of Protestant. Probably that denomination that calls themselves "non-denominational".

That's why I said:

"Women raised under strict catholic households are usually oh so very freaky."

"Women raised under strict catholic households are usually oh so very freaky."

"raised under"

;) never said she still was, more than obvious she isn't now lol. Pretty sure you get excommunicated for showing that much cleavage.

Strategeryz0r:

"raised under"

;) never said she still was, more than obvious she isn't now lol. Pretty sure you get excommunicated for showing that much cleavage.

No, she was never raised Catholic. The Church is not the sort of evangelical Christians mean when they say evangelical, thinks works are of more value than faith, has always looked down on Biblical Literalism from Jesus on, and many other things which directly contradict Conservative Protestantism. Perry was raised in a small Pentacostal cult (but I repeat myself). Her closest relationship with Catholicism comes when she argues religion with Lady Gaga.
And the Catholic relationship with the human body is more localized and cultural than anything else. I mean, we got the entire country of Brazil, for God's sake.

/Any religion that promotes Catholic school girl uniforms can't be too conservative about the body.

zarberg: bdub77: Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.

If you want cute, quirky, and talented without the obnoxious quirk that Zooey exudes, try some Sara Bareilles.

For some reason that reminded me of KT Tunstall.

With tits like her's there could be a concealed weapon down there.

MOGGEE: bdub77: Katy Perry is basically a crappy version of Zooey Deschanel. I would still hit her with the power of the sun but seriously Zooey is cuter.

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Why not have both at the same time?

Seems like a good thing to me. It's handy for cleaning up after a good titty farking.

I still like her.

A runny nose would probably fit perfectly right there...

it wasn't stuffed with tissues, it was part of her bra lace
lol

daily fail reported it and zeroed in on it. its clearly part of the bra lace

I would fark any woman that is not fat and younger than 30.