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   Science cannot discern our visceral reaction to music, whether it is the ominous feel of the Jaws theme, melancholy at Adele, or homicidal rage at Nickelback

28 Jun 2012 10:26 AM   |   736 clicks   |   Slate
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DamnYankees    [TotalFark]  
"Discern" can't possibly be the right verb for that sentence.

28 Jun 2012 09:14 AM
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SchlingFocker     
I don't understand Nickelback hate.

They're the Poison of this century.

28 Jun 2012 09:52 AM
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ZMugg     
SchlingFocker: I don't understand Nickelback hate.

They're the Poison of this century.


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28 Jun 2012 10:50 AM
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Millennium     
SchlingFocker: I don't understand Nickelback hate.

They're the Poison of this century.


Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

/seriously, which is it?

28 Jun 2012 11:55 AM
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Wasilla Hillbilly     
I think I might hate Adele more than Nickelback.

28 Jun 2012 12:03 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
*Reads article*

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How would ennui be musically expressed?

28 Jun 2012 12:09 PM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
I have hated Supertramp with every fiber of my being from the very first time I heard them, and it hasn't subsided. So far I'm the only one I know who feels that way.

28 Jun 2012 12:10 PM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
Apos: *Reads article*

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How would ennui be musically expressed?


with the lyric 'Give me ambiguity, or give me something else.'

28 Jun 2012 12:11 PM
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Odd Bird     
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
With all the other bands out there, new and old, why are they being played 30% of the time I turn to a rock station?
This gets me all stabby.

28 Jun 2012 12:14 PM
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phaseolus     
"We may be animals underneath it all, but there are still some things that separate man and marmot."

Very much this. Music's ... special. No matter what the evolutionary origins or neurochemical reasons ultimately turn out to be, It's a form of communication, usually one-to-many, that works in non-verbal channels that I can only describe as 'soul'.

Listen to this -- Jordi Savall and Hesperion XX's recording of John Dowland's Lachrimae Antiquae, for all y'all who love melancholy music

28 Jun 2012 12:20 PM
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facisto     
SchlingFocker: I don't understand Nickelback hate.

They're the Poison of this century.


The second statement solves the mystery of the first one.

28 Jun 2012 12:23 PM
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The English Major    [TotalFark]  
Apos: *Reads article*

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How would ennui be musically expressed?


Jimi Hendrix.

28 Jun 2012 01:29 PM
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dajoro     
I'll admit to kinda loving the fist song of theirs I heard, that bottom-of-every-bottle song. Every song of theirs I've heard since just irritates me.

28 Jun 2012 01:50 PM
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whither_apophis    [TotalFark]  
I think of how John Williams "borrows" heavily from public domain classical music, that Adele is probably FIB, and that every generation has a corporate backed "alt" rock band that gets big.

28 Jun 2012 02:19 PM
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SchlingFocker     
facisto: The second statement solves the mystery of the first one.

Not really.

80s hair bands still get a shiatload of love from the people who grew up with them, despite the fact that they're no better than the pop-rock bands out today that the same people so vehemently hate.

28 Jun 2012 02:35 PM
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regindyn     
SchlingFocker: I don't understand Nickelback hate.

I liked them when they started, but I think I've outgrown them. They're just too...safe? I feel as a band they try nothing out of the ordinary, and I like bands to be inventive/creative.

/actually went to a Nickelback concert in 2001
//still listen to the band that opened for them, so something of value was gained

28 Jun 2012 03:29 PM
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mjohnson71     
SchlingFocker: facisto: The second statement solves the mystery of the first one.

Not really.

80s hair bands still get a shiatload of love from the people who grew up with them, despite the fact that they're no better than the pop-rock bands out today that the same people so vehemently hate.


For my birthday a relative gave me some tickets to one of those 80's hairband combo concerts at the local amphitheater, thinking that I liked Def Leppard and Motley Crue (I didn't back then and I don't now). I reluctantly went and expected it to be mostly people my age an older: but I'd guess half the people there were 30 and under.

28 Jun 2012 05:27 PM
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Pyro Messiah     
Wasilla Hillbilly: I think I might hate Adele more than Nickelback.

So much this. She is just awful. Awful.

/awful

28 Jun 2012 05:33 PM
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Rent Party     
Slate writers should check in with Duke University, because they've been doing loads of research on this topic for a while.

Duke Institute for Brain Sciences Music and the Brain Symposium.

/ Duke sucks

28 Jun 2012 06:59 PM
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scalpod     
I seem to remember a study that showed musicians listened with the left hemisphere while non-musicians used the right almost exclusively.

But I could've just made all that up. I wouldn't put it past me.

28 Jun 2012 08:18 PM
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Six_By_Nine     
Wasilla Hillbilly: I think I might hate Adele more than Nickelback.

This. At least I get Nickelback. They might not be great musical artists (for reference I do feel some revulsion when I hear "Sexy and I Know It". fark's sake, repeating the word "wiggle" does not count as songwriting.) But at least they've got some personality.

Adele is just a whiner who clips her own voice too much. She's pretty much the new Celine Dion: her fans are people who mistake volume for range. If you can belt on key, then you must be a great singer, right?

28 Jun 2012 08:59 PM
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