Why the hell would I want to see that?

hudef: Why the hell would I want to see that?

to see if you missed any?

hudef: Why the hell would I want to see that?

Yeah, I need more commercials in my life. Thanks, Stubby.

Needs auto-play. For all of them at once.

three years, already - jeesh - I need to start making some changes.

LOUD NOISES

I was thinking Willie Mays.

Was very disappointed.

tl;dw.
Probably would take three years to watch, but you'd have lost your sanity well before then.

RIP

"I looove beautiful wood...don't you?"

/snert

I read that as Bill Maher, so my celebration was premature.

RIP Strawnose

Hi, Billy Mays here for death! The revolutionary way to kill yourself! Watch how easy death is! Boom! You're no longer alive! Order now and I'll throw in a second death absolutely free!

I can't help but notice the sharp reduction in infomercials since his passing. Of course, I no longer have cable TV - what with being dirt poor and all.

holy crap that awesome auger is a great deal for only 20 bucks they even give you the drill

HI, BILLY MAYES HERE FOR FARK COMMENTS...YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC.

Billy Mays here with another fantastic product... (NSFW?)

Has it been three years already? I burned up a lot of calories scrambling to click the close button on many a pop up from him.

irving47: Needs auto-play. For all of them at once.

Got you covered: Link

Billy Mays was awesome.. you won't really appreciate how badass this guy was unless you've seen the show Pitchmen.. awesome and timely show.

BILLY MAYS HERE

"I'm having trouble CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!"


I think he spoke loud because.. well his audience

He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves

Useless Fact Of The Day:

In Switzerland, "Mays" can mean loud, annoying noise.