As a child of the 70s, this headline is stirring up old memories.

"Elmo wants to see ta-tas"

Wished he had said that when he was running around Katy Perry's legs.

I under stand there will also be a gambling facility in the back room.

*understand

No! Elmo wants to get a lap dance!

They talked about the high price of hard liquor and drugs,
And fire insurance for ladybugs,
Ladybugs 12, at the ladybug picnic.

Rule 34 delivers.

This story brought to you by the letters T and A.

Superhero approved!

Three, THREE Ceasarean scars, Ah Ah Ah!

make bert and ernie stop!

/

Sunny day
Watchin' girls strip for pay
On my way to where the
ass
is
sweet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?

Careful, he works for John Gotti.

Wouldn't Elmo be pickled?

*"And now, please welcome to the stage, Ms. Snuffleupagus."*

- "Wow.... that's... that's a lot of body hair. I wonder if... Dude! Put your bills down! She's heading this way!"
- "I... I... can't... I can't look away!"

One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.

Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?

NOO-KIE! OM NOM NOM NOM...

And where was Grover during all this, in the can?

luktti: And where was Grover during all this, in the can?

Come on, we all know Oscar's the one in the can. That's where he lives, which explains his grouchiness.

The bouncers:

StrikitRich: Wouldn't Elmo be pickled?

First you should give him two test pickles.

There is no sex in Mr. Hoopers Store..NONE...

Elmo stopped his anti-Semitic tirade long enough for a response?

6655321: One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
[www.roflgirls.com image 500x416]
Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?

Several years ago there were protesters like that woman holding the sign out side of a strip joint (which was on the news.) Basically the protesters were unable to respond when a mention of money and the dancers pay came up; this being a kind of "high end" strip club, it was shown that many dancers at that shop were taking home a thousand bucks a night in pooled tips. $50.00/hr base pay plus tip-out of hundreds of dollars an hour.. Yeah... some had six figures on a W2. When a dancer asked where else she could make $300.00 an hour part time.... instead of $150/day full time some of the protesters made, the question remained unanswered.

This thread has potential.

/Totally a bookmark.

Can you tell me how to get, how to get some singles?

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: They talked about the high price of hard liquor and drugs,
And fire insurance for ladybugs,
Ladybugs 12, at the ladybug picnic.

Haha, awesome.

S is for stripper, that's good enough for me...

Can you tell me how to get --
How to get some manual release?

Now they will have to deal with all the 18 to 20 yr olds wandering the Sesame Street.

Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters H and O




HO

Yes, it's real and I actually own a copy of this.

6655321: One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
[www.roflgirls.com image 500x416]
Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?

It's the blonde cavewoman in back! She doesn't belong! Did I get it? Am I right?

/Pants belong, darn it. I don't care what Elmo says.

genepool lifeboat: This thread has potential.

/Totally a bookmark.

I think everyone shot their wad in the restaurant uniform thread on the main page.

So Bert and Ernie only show up on Chippendales night?

Unfortunately, the strippers all look like Grundgetta.

Evil Bert is pleased by this news...

MrBentor: 6655321: One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
[www.roflgirls.com image 500x416]
Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?

Several years ago there were protesters like that woman holding the sign out side of a strip joint (which was on the news.) Basically the protesters were unable to respond when a mention of money and the dancers pay came up; this being a kind of "high end" strip club, it was shown that many dancers at that shop were taking home a thousand bucks a night in pooled tips. $50.00/hr base pay plus tip-out of hundreds of dollars an hour.. Yeah... some had six figures on a W2. When a dancer asked where else she could make $300.00 an hour part time.... instead of $150/day full time some of the protesters made, the question remained unanswered.

Why would it need an answer? Immoral doesn't become moral when the pay is raised.

/doesn't consider stripping immoral

This is a really obscure one:

Grover: STOP PUSHING THE RED BUTTON!

if you had a "Talk and Play" in the eighties you just might understand.

Smackledorfer: Why would it need an answer? Immoral doesn't become moral when the pay is raised.

You would make a terrible businessman.