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28 Jun 2012 11:38 PM   |   27341 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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ModernLuddite     
Ghost of Richard Nixon?

*click article*

shiat.

28 Jun 2012 08:30 PM
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Chariset    [TotalFark]  
Berlusconi?

28 Jun 2012 08:34 PM
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GAT_00     
Wow he looks really old there.

28 Jun 2012 08:43 PM
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cameroncrazy1984     
FTFA:

Mr Howard hails from Killavullen and Mrs Howard from Minneapolis, Missouri.

Daily Fail indeed.

28 Jun 2012 08:47 PM
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TheDumbBlonde    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.

28 Jun 2012 08:48 PM
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SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
TheDumbBlonde: GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.


he's sixty five, and looks a good 10 years older than that in that picture.

28 Jun 2012 08:59 PM
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GAT_00     
SilentStrider: TheDumbBlonde: GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.

he's sixty five, and looks a good 10 years older than that in that picture.


I'm surprised everyone doesn't have that asshole on ignore. Even when I'm pissed off I don't insult people as much as that login does.

28 Jun 2012 09:03 PM
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TheDumbBlonde    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: SilentStrider: TheDumbBlonde: GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.

he's sixty five, and looks a good 10 years older than that in that picture.

I'm surprised everyone doesn't have that asshole on ignore. Even when I'm pissed off I don't insult people as much as that login does.


LOL.

28 Jun 2012 09:20 PM
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Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
Is his fly down? And why am I surprised if it is?

28 Jun 2012 09:21 PM
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Spad31    [TotalFark]  
Heh

28 Jun 2012 09:27 PM
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propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
I'm betting some chubby bridesmaid has a story to tell.
Rock on, Bubba!

28 Jun 2012 09:34 PM
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foo monkey     
This is why Hillary Clinton should be elected President in 2016. Imagine First Husband, Bill Clinton. She's giving a speech in the Red Room and he rolls in, wearing a full-length smoking jacket asking, "Where the white women at?"

28 Jun 2012 09:38 PM
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Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
cameroncrazy1984: FTFA:

Mr Howard hails from Killavullen and Mrs Howard from Minneapolis, Missouri.

Daily Fail indeed.


Came to post this...

28 Jun 2012 09:38 PM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
He's learned his lesson. It's much harder to see the semen marks on a white dress.

28 Jun 2012 09:52 PM
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Rufus_T_Firefly    [TotalFark]  
generatormeme.com

28 Jun 2012 09:57 PM
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fat boy    [TotalFark]  
Kelly Seamans

Heh

28 Jun 2012 10:21 PM
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Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  
foo monkey: This is why Hillary Clinton should be elected President in 2016. Imagine First Husband, Bill Clinton. She's giving a speech in the Red Room and he rolls in, wearing a full-length smoking jacket asking, "Where the white women at?"

Bill isn't that bad. He likes women of all color and sizes.

28 Jun 2012 10:22 PM
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feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  
My relatives in Cork are clowns, they love the guy.

28 Jun 2012 10:30 PM
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
SilentStrider: TheDumbBlonde: GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.

he's sixty five, and looks a good 10 years older than that in that picture.


I think it's because he got so skinny. He looked younger when he was chubby.

28 Jun 2012 10:45 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
At least his nose doesn't look quite as much like a penis head as it did for a while

/or maybe that was just a subconscious thing...
//nevermind

28 Jun 2012 11:10 PM
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Kanemano     
in on in on

fail indeed

28 Jun 2012 11:42 PM
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Gaius     
MaudlinMutantMollusk: At least his nose doesn't look quite as much like a penis head as it did for a while

/or maybe that was just a subconscious thing...
//nevermind


Looks like he quit drinking.

28 Jun 2012 11:45 PM
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d3     
Wow, major static cling on the pants there Bill!

28 Jun 2012 11:45 PM
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Morgellons     
Carter? Is it Carter? It's Carter, isn't it?

(clicks link)

Dammit!

28 Jun 2012 11:49 PM
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Benjimin_Dover     
foo monkey: This is why Hillary Clinton should be elected President in 2016. Imagine First Husband, Bill Clinton. She's giving a speech in the Red Room and he rolls in, wearing a full-length smoking jacket asking, "Where the white fatass women at?"

Fixed.

28 Jun 2012 11:49 PM
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Foolkiller     
bdub77: He's learned his lesson. It's much harder to see the semen marks on a white dress.

fat boy: Kelly Seamans

Heh

28 Jun 2012 11:50 PM
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gojirast     
I don't understand how President Sheridan can spare the time for such antics.

28 Jun 2012 11:51 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
i.dailymail.co.uk

28 Jun 2012 11:56 PM
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MAYORBOB     
Did he assert the droit du seignior?

28 Jun 2012 11:57 PM
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InternetSecurityGuard     
GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

I guess it depends on perspective. He's 13 years my senior and I think ol' Bill is lookin pretty good there.

I wouldn't have minded him showing up at my wedding. But that would have been pretty strange since it was 1983 and he was living in Arkansas and still farking Hillary.

28 Jun 2012 11:58 PM
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Arkanaut     
Is it just me or does the groom look kinda like Drew?

28 Jun 2012 11:59 PM
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D-Liver     
Darth_Lukecash: Bill isn't that bad. He likes women of all color and sizes.

i.imgur.com

28 Jun 2012 11:59 PM
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HotWingAgenda     
Headline fail for not inserting some Seamans.

29 Jun 2012 12:01 AM
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InternetSecurityGuard     
D-Liver: Darth_Lukecash: Bill isn't that bad. He likes women of all color and sizes.

That photo and caption is great. The apparent look of embarassment on Obama's face makes it even better.

29 Jun 2012 12:04 AM
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Your Average Witty Fark User     
Based on the groom's smile, I don't think they were exactly concerned about it, so fark you subby. I'd sit down and have a beer with him any day, and I don't even drink beer.

29 Jun 2012 12:04 AM
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gojirast     
Satanic_Hamster: Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x530]


Groom looks like he's clutching bride to keep her from catching teh slow from Captain Slow.

I'd ask why Jeremy is in blackface, but it doesn't really suprise me at all.

29 Jun 2012 12:05 AM
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PanicMan     
Wow, he really doesn't look good. And someone fix his pants next time.

29 Jun 2012 12:06 AM
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Rufus_T_Firefly    [TotalFark]  
About Bill's pants: it's not static, the effect is from the wind.

29 Jun 2012 12:11 AM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
gojirast: Satanic_Hamster: Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x530]

Groom looks like he's clutching bride to keep her from catching teh slow from Captain Slow.

I'd ask why Jeremy is in blackface, but it doesn't really suprise me at all.


Yeah, but notice how she's leaning into May.

29 Jun 2012 12:14 AM
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Ashtrey     
That would be pretty cool. The only better wedding crasher I could think of is Bill Murray.

Satanic_Hamster: Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x530]


Ok, maybe that, but only if they let me drive something cool around the block.

29 Jun 2012 12:16 AM
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badLogic    [TotalFark]  
Maybe he was hoping for a little Prima Nocta action?

29 Jun 2012 12:16 AM
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gojirast     
Satanic_Hamster: gojirast: Satanic_Hamster: Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x530]

Groom looks like he's clutching bride to keep her from catching teh slow from Captain Slow.

I'd ask why Jeremy is in blackface, but it doesn't really suprise me at all.

Yeah, but notice how she's leaning into May.


Oh, you're right. I thought that was just an odd spinal problem she had. That or Hammond is standing behind her with his hand up the back of her dress.

29 Jun 2012 12:24 AM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
MaudlinMutantMollusk: At least his nose doesn't look quite as much like a penis head as it did for a while

/or maybe that was just a subconscious thing...
//nevermind


Nah, you're thinking of Joe Camel.

file.vintageadbrowser.com

29 Jun 2012 12:27 AM
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Buffet     
Ol' Bill's not lookin' so hot man. Like all shrivled up n' s*h*i*t? Is he sick?

29 Jun 2012 12:27 AM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
gojirast: Oh, you're right. I thought that was just an odd spinal problem she had. That or Hammond is standing behind her with his hand up the back of her dress.

Hammond's motorcycle broke down; he wasn't even near them.

29 Jun 2012 12:30 AM
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madgonad     
badLogic: Maybe he was hoping for a little Prima Nocta action?

I thought the same.

/it's Bill, he could probably get it

29 Jun 2012 12:34 AM
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SharkTrager     
foo monkey: This is why Hillary Clinton should be elected President in 2016. Imagine First Husband, Bill Clinton. She's giving a speech in the Red Room and he rolls in, wearing a full-length smoking jacket asking, "Where the white women at?"

He'll be dead by then.

29 Jun 2012 12:37 AM
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badLogic    [TotalFark]  
madgonad: badLogic: Maybe he was hoping for a little Prima Nocta action?

I thought the same.

/it's Bill, he could probably get it


One of my classmates has met Clinton in person. She said that in a one on one conversation he is irrefusable.

29 Jun 2012 12:43 AM
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thatboyoverthere     
Minneapolis, Missouri? Really Daily Fail?
/I had it pegged as Clinton the second I read it. Both Bushes are the type and Carter is too busy with humanitarian efforts.
//I can see Obama reading to kids just to get Republican to just straight out yell about how education is bad.

29 Jun 2012 12:51 AM
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OriginalGamer     
I recognize Mr. Clarkson, that was from an episode where he shoveled coal on a train. No idea why he went to that wedding before cleaning up assuming its not a clever Photoshop or something.

29 Jun 2012 01:05 AM
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