I apologize, but I have to do this:


Was she hot?

dahmers love zombie: Was she hot?

Not as hot as the place you're going to for asking that question.

dahmers love zombie: I apologize, but I have to do this:


Was she hot?

Briefly.

News now, but 5, maybe 10 years down the road when people are recollecting the story, they'll start with "It was once a pond of crime"

Ohm my.

That was a short game

/window seat, please

I_Am_Weasel: News now, but 5, maybe 10 years down the road when people are recollecting the story, they'll start with "It was once a pond of crime"

The place will only be famous faraday or two.

dahmers love zombie: I_Am_Weasel: News now, but 5, maybe 10 years down the road when people are recollecting the story, they'll start with "It was once a pond of crime"

The place will only be famous faraday or two.

watt?

the pond had alternating currents

That's what she gets for putting her foot in the water.

Lost a stroke then had one.

Welcome to fark, yeah yeah...she was 11 and playing mini golf. It's not like she was a dumbass adult who deserved it.

That's a mulligan.

Knock knock

Who's there ?

Electrocuting pond

Electrocuting pond wh-

BZZZZZT

Jesus, on a trip to Orlando, no less. Effing sad.

Lesson: When your ball goes into the pond at a mini golf course just let it go because it is gone.

There has to be a way to adapt this into a prime-time reality game show.

Mark Ratner: Welcome to fark, yeah yeah...she was 11 and playing mini golf. It's not like she was a dumbass adult who deserved it.

Yeah I was all set to snark until I RTFA. Kid tries to fish her ball out of a mini golf pond.... I wouldn't think an adult was an idiot for that.

see this is why i support stand your ground

I blame Ben Franklin.

Sad tag broken subby?

Tymast: see this is why i support stand your ground

nno wai t
:P i want a redo. . stand, you're ground!

I heard they cant get execution drugs now. They could just bring condemned inmates over, let them play a few holes, maybe a last meal hot dog and coke, then in the pond they go!

I'm shocked ... that the Florida tag wasn't used.

She stepped over the line.

That's horrible. Pedo Bear isn't into necrophilia, is he?

WaltFlanagansDog: Jesus, on a trip to Orlando, no less. Effing sad.

So sad it hertz

I bet she was distracted by Electric Avenue playing in the background...

As the father of a three year old, hearing things like this terrifies me. I think the worst thing in life would be to lose a kid because of something stupid like this. But then again, I am nowhere near Florida so I'm not that worried.

Ashtrey: Mark Ratner: Welcome to fark, yeah yeah...she was 11 and playing mini golf. It's not like she was a dumbass adult who deserved it.

Yeah I was all set to snark until I RTFA. Kid tries to fish her ball out of a mini golf pond.... I wouldn't think an adult was an idiot for that.

Good point, an adult doing the same thing wouldn't be stupid either. I just don't find it funny poking fun at a sad tragedy involving a child on vacation.

FTA: The girl died shortly after arriving at Florida Hospital Celebration.

No one at the paper read that and thought they should try alternate phrase structure, or maybe some clarification?

WaltFlanagansDog: Jesus, on a trip to Orlando, no less. Effing sad.



"I am altering the 13 hole. Pray I don't alter it any further."

/hot

putt - putt for the fun of it!!!

All it takes is a mean-spirited thread like this to make me realize what a tremendous waste of time Fark really is.

I put a curse on you trolls who find amusement in a girl's death: you are damned to go through life as a mean-spirited sack of crap, trolling the Intranets to compensate for your own miserable existences.

/it's already working
//fark Fark
///I really do have better things to do
////Auf Nimmerwiedersehen

Pointy Tail of Satan: I heard they cant get execution drugs now. They could just bring condemned inmates over, let them play a few holes, maybe a last meal hot dog and coke, then in the pond they go!

that's ridiculous ... i sentence you to 23 ponds

Red Shirt Blues: Ohm my.

Weird, weird, weird coincidence:

I favorited MaudlinMutantMollusk (the farker who commented directly below you) because he once said "Ohm my" in a thread.

I have to say, The Electrocuting Pond is not my favourite Lovecraft story...

Rat farts!

The good news is it's a timeshare, so they'll get to go back and finish the game next year.

dahmers love zombie: I apologize, but I have to do this:


Was she hot?

Don't know if she was hot but, I heard she was well grounded.

/ Aisle seat, please.

Next up on Current Events...

WaltFlanagansDog: Jesus, on a trip to Orlando, no less. Effing sad.

This. Perhaps it's because I'm a Dad, but I just can't even begin to try and think something snarky to say. This story has tragic written all over it. Even though I still laugh at the comments here, stories like this one remind me of how shocked I was at the comments when I first came to FARK many years ago. Not shocked any longer and I have posted enough tasteless comments to earn a first class ticket, but damn this story if sad.

/cue welcome to FARK jpg
/the girl at the locker is my favorite one

This is truly a horrible story and I hope many of you who laughed at this one gets some sort of nice, large shock in the near future.

This should never of been greenlit.

Wowowow this is why i try not to leave my house. Death is around every corner.

Lawsuit jackpot! Big time.

OBBN: stories like this one remind me of how shocked I was

You were shocked? Don't be such a little girl.

Whoa, I was just at this resort two weeks ago.

And I played multiple rounds of mini golf with my 12 and 3 year old sons.

Farkin A.

I don't understand how she could've screamed while being electrocuted. Any help?

Did she remember to sign her score card first?

Precision Boobery: OBBN: stories like this one remind me of how shocked I was

You were shocked? Don't be such a little girl.

Wow, I didn't even see what I had done there, another upgrade on that ticket.

FLA vacation nasties. when we visited there was a family out in a boat first morning in FLA. a flying fish impaled the Mom and she died on the spot. holy crap on a cracker. just wanted a little sunshine but noooooo!