(F)(A)(R)(K)(S)(C)(A)(N)(T)(R)(O)(N)(S )

I will sharpen a #2 pencil to a very fine point in his memory

/RIP tormentor of my youth

R.I.P. Lime cat

Mmmmmmmmm...

Nice.

Anyone else think Aretha Franklin died?

At first I thought Aretha Franklin died. She's still alive, right?

He will be buried at C.

Ashtrey: Anyone else think Aretha Franklin died?

Precision Boobery: At first I thought Aretha Franklin died. She's still alive, right?

26 seconds... so close

I can't stand scantrons. Anyone who's tried to feed them through the stupid machine will agree with me. Darken the circles completely, people!

RIP

All of my high school students hate it when I pull out the Scantron forms. But, I want them to get used to it as they will see a lot of Scantron tests in college.

I have moved much of my assessment tools to the Internet. They seem to like on-line tests a lot more than Scantrons.

yup. bury him with a #2 pencil fer sure, fer sure

i hate it when the reporter doesn't research his history...the battle of Monte Casino was in early 1944...if this guy was fighting the war from 45-47 who was he fighting ?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ashtrey: Anyone else think Aretha Franklin died?

Precision Boobery: At first I thought Aretha Franklin died. She's still alive, right?

26 seconds... so close

But it was still good for you right?

RIP Reptron

Ashtrey: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ashtrey: Anyone else think Aretha Franklin died?

Precision Boobery: At first I thought Aretha Franklin died. She's still alive, right?

26 seconds... so close

But it was still good for you right?

meh.. just would have been a great simulpost

(●) RIP Don Juan

As an employee of the company that now owns Scantron, I haz a sad.

/I work in a different division.

Article: "Between the years 1945 and 1947, Sokolski served in Italy, fighting in the battle of Monte Cassino as a tank driver."

Monte Cassino was in 1944.

Sokolski served in Italy, fighting in the battle of Monte Cassino as a tank driver.

Hmm, he and my granddad had something in common

/RIP nazi fightin, fill in the bubble completely, guy

(D) We salute you, academic hero, for making our tests so easy

Headline failed by not being merely (C)

Precision Boobery: At first I thought Aretha Franklin died. She's still alive, right?

Ummm, no.

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I hate that...

Ashtrey: Anyone else think Aretha Franklin died?

That was my first thought on reading the headline

/took a Scantron final for Biology not even 8 hours ago

I recall these. What I don't recall was the teachers "teaching the test".

Baz the Spaz: All of my high school students hate it when I pull out the Scantron forms. But, I want them to get used to it as they will see a lot of Scantron tests in college.

How do you think kids' grades in class are submitted by their instructors?

/i for one welcome our scantron overlords

Precision Boobery: At first I thought Aretha Franklin died. She's still alive, right?

She's still alive.

Baz the Spaz: All of my high school students hate it when I pull out the Scantron forms. But, I want them to get used to it as they will see a lot of Scantron tests in college.

I have moved much of my assessment tools to the Internet. They seem to like on-line tests a lot more than Scantrons.

No shiat, cuz they can cheat 10x easier.

Say what you will about scantron tests, but mail in scantron voting is awesomesauce.

/Seriously, there just isn't a better way to do it.

bedspread: i hate it when the reporter doesn't research his history...the battle of Monte Casino was in early 1944...if this guy was fighting the war from 45-47 who was he fighting ?

B-b-b-b-but the right answer wasn't on the test. So I picked the closest one.

You can gather some exceptional qualitative data by doing short quick assessments. Not the best for a full test of a content area, but great for tracking progress and spotting decencies. The machines are now linked to computers and the data is instantly available. Plus , the use a a database to maintain the data.

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On March 18, 1965, a large load of bananas was spilled enroute to Scranto, PA. How many pounds of Bananas were spilled that day?

(A) 10,000
(B) 20,000
(C) 30,000
(D) 40,000

bedspread: i hate it when the reporter doesn't research his history...the battle of Monte Casino was in early 1944...if this guy was fighting the war from 45-47 who was he fighting ?

Came here to say that. Glad I'm not the only one who did a WTF?

(R) (E) (S) (T) (i) (n) (P) (E) (A) (C) (E)

The answer is always c.

RIP Scanlon

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ashtrey: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ashtrey: Anyone else think Aretha Franklin died?

Precision Boobery: At first I thought Aretha Franklin died. She's still alive, right?

26 seconds... so close

But it was still good for you right?

meh.. just would have been a great simulpost

I did have to check and see if she was still alive before posting.

Subby spelled the headline wrong. Should've been: ⓇⓔⓢⓣⓘⓝⓅⓔⓐⓒⓔ
/Need Arial Unicode MS or some other full Unicode 2+ font installed to read that. Lucida Sans Unicode will not suffice.

bedspread: i hate it when the reporter doesn't research his history...the battle of Monte Casino was in early 1944...if this guy was fighting the war from 45-47 who was he fighting ?

Buncha farkers with #3 pencils who wouldn't fill in the circles, that's who.

Said to be inconsolable.

I have 13 letters in my last name. As a fellow Pole, you'd think he'd give me enough room to fill my name in, but no! Only 11 farking spaces. Year after year!

/that's been pent up for 15 years
//screw him

Came for a lisp thread,

/left disappointed.

ArmasFM: Said to be inconsolable.

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Oh Wesley...

CSB: The office office I worked in got a new scanner when the SAT changed to include essays. Whereas the old one was a very benign-looking little beige thing, the new one was much larger, black, and had lots of smoked glass.

One guy looks at it for about a second and says "Look, it's Darth Grader."

It got such a good laugh that a visiting VP went and sent a company-wide email stealing his joke--except she called it "Darth Scanner." She didn't understand why nobody thought her joke was funny.

abacadaba

Aaaaaaand... pencils down.

/g'night, testy man.

Ashtrey: Anyone else think Aretha Franklin died?

Precision Boobery: At first I thought Aretha Franklin died. She's still alive, right?

I would plant a Christmas tree on his grave in his honor. Anyone who's taken a Scantron test knows what I mean.

I thought Aretha Franklin died.

/just waking up