Unoriginal_Username: Already half way there so may as well turn this into a BIE thread

/have never received bie
//eip

Meetoo
/eip

Crap, wrong forum

piers morgan has 'extraordinary ability'?
i didn't know being a complete dickwad was 'extraordinary' ability

Dr Dreidel: Coming on a Bicycle: Visa is plural, ya morans!

What's the singular? Vesus?

Visum.

I can't believe Hef gave her up to go back to that extreme gold digging ho. Bechard is WAAAAAYY hotter.

Great, you're a genius. You are still a playmate and really have done nothing with that brain of yours.

ChrisDe: PsyLord: Guess I've been living in a cave since I have no clue WTF is Frisky Friday.

I didn't either, but it's worth your time to check it out on Twitter.

Do you need a Twitter account to do that?

/living in a van by the river, so no Twitter account

forteblast: So can we get Jenny McCarthy deported for extraordinary acts of dumbassery, then?

Yes please.

Is this the Friday Boobies thread? NSFW!

Just wonderin'.

_{Picture taken 17 July 2011}

PsyLord: ChrisDe: PsyLord: Guess I've been living in a cave since I have no clue WTF is Frisky Friday.

I didn't either, but it's worth your time to check it out on Twitter.

Do you need a Twitter account to do that?

/living in a van by the river, so no Twitter account

Nope. Go to twitter.com/search and search for #friskyfriday

strutin: Unoriginal_Username: Already half way there so may as well turn this into a BIE thread

/have never received bie
//eip

Meetoo
/eip

I did once. It was a glorious surprise.

/Could always use more
//EIP

Arkanaut: Franklin Delano Bluth: Arkanaut: probesport: I have no idea what any of that means.

Me neither. What's a visa?

She was allowed into the country on a special permit, a visa, cause she's canadian. But the kind of visa she got is typically reserved for really smart people or entrepreneurs, not pretty blond women who show their tits on twitter.

Well then clearly we need to create a visa for pretty blonde women who show their tits on twitter, if there isn't one already.

/Tits or gtfo?

I like the cut of your jib. 36DD visa to go along with H1B?

Genius? Sure, I can buy that - as a Playmate I'd think she's at least farking smart.

>_O

DirkTheDaring: Is this the Friday Boobies thread? NSFW!

Just wonderin'.

Picture taken 17 July 2011

How come every NSFW pic you post seems to come from some biker rally/nudist event/biatches-naked-outdoors event?

Not complaining, just wondering.

/am I invited?

Biv: strutin: Unoriginal_Username: Already half way there so may as well turn this into a BIE thread

/have never received bie
//eip

Meetoo
/eip

I did once. It was a glorious surprise.

/Could always use more
//EIP

Seconded.

EIP

23FPB23: How come every NSFW pic you post seems to come from some biker rally/nudist event/biatches-naked-outdoors event?

Because that is what is relevant to my interests.

23FPB23: /am I invited?

Email me for the details. The next one is only 22 days away.

FTA:

would not be an obvious candidate for the special visas that the U.S. government reserves for "individuals with extraordinary ability."

I'll be the judge of that...

/zip

What a Genius might look like:

How is it that no pictures have been posted of her in this thread?

SwiftFox: probesport: I have no idea what any of that means.

It means if you make jobs where you live, they let you into the US. OK with this image, anyone?

Won't someone think of the rich peoples children!?!

So if I claim to have invented the BIE/EIP meme, I'm a genius too?

BIE has gone away when the AW stopped coming here. I miss those two. Oh what was her name??

Apparantly, it means more people go to the Playboy website (by around 300% on a Friday). They probably leave, realising they could have just bought GQ for the same stuff.

Anyone seen the Jenny McCarthy spread. Does she show bush, or even tits?

DirkTheDaring: 23FPB23: How come every NSFW pic you post seems to come from some biker rally/nudist event/biatches-naked-outdoors event?

Because that is what is relevant to my interests.

23FPB23: /am I invited?

Email me for the details. The next one is only 22 days away.

Preshadit, but wifey is probably not down with my traveling to see other chics nakey!

23FPB23: DirkTheDaring: 23FPB23: How come every NSFW pic you post seems to come from some biker rally/nudist event/biatches-naked-outdoors event?

Because that is what is relevant to my interests.

23FPB23: /am I invited?

Email me for the details. The next one is only 22 days away.

Preshadit, but wifey is probably not down with my traveling to see other chics nakey!

Time for a new wife.

Biv: 23FPB23: DirkTheDaring: 23FPB23: How come every NSFW pic you post seems to come from some biker rally/nudist event/biatches-naked-outdoors event?

Because that is what is relevant to my interests.

23FPB23: /am I invited?

Email me for the details. The next one is only 22 days away.

Preshadit, but wifey is probably not down with my traveling to see other chics nakey!

Time for a new wife.

Or just bring her along. Plenty of naked dudes for her to check out, and at the end of the day, she'll be all keyed up.

DirkTheDaring: Is this the Friday Boobies thread? NSFW!

Just wonderin'.

Picture taken 17 July 2011

Hmm, a tramp stamp in the front. How novel.

farkeruk: Apparantly, it means more people go to the Playboy website (by around 300% on a Friday). They probably leave, realising they could have just bought GQ for the same stuff.

Anyone seen the Jenny McCarthy spread. Does she show bush, or even tits?

Do women in Playboy *have* bush anymore?? Is it even allowed?

Franklin Delano Bluth: Arkanaut: probesport: I have no idea what any of that means.

Me neither. What's a visa?

She was allowed into the country on a special permit, a visa, cause she's canadian. But the kind of visa she got is typically reserved for really smart people or entrepreneurs, not pretty blond women who show their tits on twitter.

Or athletes, or artists. I know a couple people who have gotten EB-1 visas (those are green cards, by the way, making them lawful permanent residents) due to their world class athletic abilities. And O visas are often used for people in the entertainment industry like actors, directors, musicians, etc., etc. The idea behind it is that if you're among the best in the world at what you do, America wants you to come here and contribute to making America better.

Obviously I don't know the details of her case, but this playmate seems like a bit of a stretch under most interpretations of these categories...

/back to work for me, because posting on fark isn't going to elevate my abilities to an extraordinary level...

eggrolls: farkeruk: Apparantly, it means more people go to the Playboy website (by around 300% on a Friday). They probably leave, realising they could have just bought GQ for the same stuff.

Anyone seen the Jenny McCarthy spread. Does she show bush, or even tits?

Do women in Playboy *have* bush anymore?? Is it even allowed?

From some random website:

When recently asked if she'll be showing everything, she responded:

"What's everything? I mean I grew out a bush so nobody sees anything. I figured [I'd do it] one more time before everything really falls apart.

I cant think of any reason not to have a "hottie" visa on its own merit.

easypray: I cant think of any reason not to have a "hottie" visa on its own merit.

That depends on whether said "hotties" are good for the economy.

Jesusfarkingchristonapogostick, do I have to do everything myself around here?

GIS "Shera Bechard" (safe search: OFF)... NSFW, obviously

Airportmatt: How is it that no pictures have been posted of her in this thread?

Guess you missed my post

Mouser: probesport: I have no idea what any of that means.

It means that if you're smart, you can buy US legal residency.

I, for one, have no problem with this. The purpose of immigration is to benefit the country the immigrant is coming to, not the immigrant themselves.

Came to say exactly this, leaving satisfied.

/wants moron deportation also, tho'

I think I may throw a curveball here, and come back later to post some pics from my NSFW collection.

How's that a curveball, you ask? These will be pics that the ladies will enjoy. Most of you guys, not so much.

_{No, they will not be of me. I said the ladies would enjoy them.}

Ignore previous post. It was intended for the stripper thread.

orezona: Jesusfarkingchristonapogostick, do I have to do everything myself around here?

GIS "Shera Bechard" (safe search: OFF)... NSFW, obviously

Thank you for your loyal Fark service!

/oh so... loyal
//bimb

EB1 is a classification for a green card. Its not a visa in and of itself. The adjudicator can say no when someone with a dubious O1 wants to become an legal permanent resident. Yes it does happen.

orezona: Jesusfarkingchristonapogostick, do I have to do everything myself around here?

GIS "Shera Bechard" (safe search: OFF)... NSFW, obviously

Pretty girl, but those are some bad bolt-on's.

/not that it would slow me down or anything

orezona: NSFW

She looks like the kind of exceptionally talented person we need to emigrate to this country!

EdVenture: Pretty girl, but those are some bad bolt-on's.

/not that it would slow me down or anything

That's what $3k in Tijuana buys you. Hope she gets them redone with some of her Playboy money.

i demand BIE because it is too goddamn hot outside and I just want to sit on the couch looking at nice things.
(EIP, of course)

Dirk

Message received.

Friday BIE thread? Friday BIE thread.

/eip

Steve McQueen's Motorcycle: Hmm, a tramp stamp in the front. How novel.

better than back boobs!

terrible day, shameless request for BIE

/eip

Is Playboy still a thing? I can't even remember the last time I saw one of there magazines.