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"No one wishes to see a man dance!"

heheheheh.

CSB Time: I used to be a bouncer/driver for strippers who performed at private parties. One of the "tricks" the main girl I worked for like to do was what she called a "Bush Beer". She would bring some Busch beer and she would lay a guy down, straddle his face and then pour the cheep beer over her vagina and into their mouths. She would get $20 every time she did that. The drunk guys would act like it was the greatest thing in the world, meanwhile I would just sit back shaking my head, thinking "That is a cheep beer douche from a stripper, you have no idea where that thing has been"

DRTFA

*his mouth

jdmac: "That is a cheep beer douche from a stripper, you have no idea where that thing has been"

I don't see the problem.

MoronLessOff: jdmac: "That is a cheep beer douche from a stripper, you have no idea where that thing has been"

I don't see the problem.

She coulda used better beer?

Cyno01: MoronLessOff: jdmac: "That is a cheep beer douche from a stripper, you have no idea where that thing has been"

I don't see the problem.

She coulda used better beer?

WOULD THE GUY HAVE GOTTEN A YEAST INFECTION FROM THE BEER

meh capslock

i assume anything stronger would have been unpleasant for her

Ya know here's the thing---and I am saying this after working in Strip Clubs in the 90's where we had male strippers.
#1. Men do not do choreographed stripping dances together. NEVER. NEVER HAPPENS.
#2. If you go to a male strip club and you are a woman. Don't get pissed when the guys are all dancing for the gay mens. Gay men pay better and don't try to grab the weenie all the time. biatches are way MORE touchy feely then men in a city (Atlanta) where touching is a NO NO.
#3. Once you've seen it--it's kinda feh. I mean really penises are not that pretty. Maybe it's the lighting I don't know. But I have never seen a stage penis that is FABULOUS.
#4. I bet this movie is not full frontal nude.
#5. Why would anyone waste money to see this?
#6. Did I mention that men don't choreograph dances just like female strippers are not all burlesque dancers?
#7. Numbering things is fun.
#8. It's friday.
#9. I just wanted to get to ten.
#10. THERE.

"Channing" is by far the most gay name one could give a boy. He would sound more manly named Carol, Alice, Terry, Sue - whatever. 'Channing' is a wonderful name for a pretty girl.

/so ghey

So earlier, I said I'd link a picture I took that's different from what I usually contribute. Here it is:

What a male stripper might look like NSFW

This is a picture of a guy. Fellas, if you click, don't get angry about the penis.

Pic taken 18 July 2010

what was her stage name? crystal maybe? yes, let's call her crystal. great chick. kind of a horse face but loved to party and rub herself off on you. she liked to drop acid whenever she was working (which I think would freak me out but she was already pretty freaky, you know what I mean?). So one time some guy starts to heckle her and she's all tripping balls swinging around the pole and decided she had enough so she gives a big swing around and slices the guy's forehead open with her stiletto heels so he's all screaming and bleeding in his eyes. I always imagine this occurred while "cherry pie" by warrant was blaring but she didn't remember the song when she told me the story.

"And so I got fired for that," she said, sipping merrily away at her watered-down $5 whiskey and water.

"Was it worth it?" I asked.

"Oh yes, it was sure with it! Fark that ashole!" she smiled and I wondered if I had another $20 left for a lap dance.

Rose goes in the front, big guy.

I guess I am just no fun. :( I never saw the appeal in male strippers. And yes, I am a hetero female who is in no way a prude. They just seem like poor caricatures of male sex appeal that comes off as too garish and fake for me to even get turned on over.
Then again...there are also no celebrities that I would want to bang out.

/think there is something wrong with me

I Love Rooster: They just seem like poor caricatures of male sex appeal that comes off as too garish and fake for me to even get turned on over.

So you DO get it!

Note to self: Time to re-instate Weeners category on Fark.

/enuff explanation?