Could be worse:

At least he didn't just shove the corpse in a closet or leave it in the bed like they usually do in these stories.

Um, couldn't you empty the account and have the body buried?

*Legitimately

I'll choose D) Burn in Hell , but that's okay, you obviously have no soul anyway you bastard.

Must have been quite the bank account, to afford a V-tailed doctor killer.

I feel that I might have a crazy stripper party/light switch rave in that situation.

/ there isn't any situation that doesn't call for a crazy stripper party/light switch rave

born_yesterday: Um, couldn't you empty the account and have the body buried?

Apparently not. My mother was in a joint checking account with her brother-in-law for years and helped him by making his deposits and paying bills while he was progressively getting worse. When he died, the lawyer told mom she should not even make deposits for a few months while the details of the will were settled. Even though she is technically and legally entitled to half the account, she cannot yet use it.

My answer depends on how drunk I am.

i thought you had to give it to Obama's registry?

born_yesterday: Um, couldn't you empty the account and have the body buried?

Not to be snarky about it, but a proper burial costs an arm and a leg.

This stuff probably happens several times a month, if not several times a day.

These backyard tomatoes remind me of mom.

born_yesterday: Um, couldn't you empty the account and have the body buried?

If she had, say, outstanding credit card debts or back taxes, those are supposed to be paid out of the estate before the inheritors get a penny. Will or no will.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Have a bonanza with the checking account? Is that how English works now?

iheartscotch: I feel that I might have a crazy stripper party/light switch rave in that situation.

/ there isn't any situation that doesn't call for a crazy stripper party/light switch rave



THE SYSTEM IS DOWN

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN

trappedspirit: Have a bonanza with the checking account? Is that how English works now?

It should be more natural, brother, it should flow out like this: "Look man, I ain't havin' no bonanza with the checkin' account!"

BANK ACCOUNT BONANZA!!!! YEEEEEE HAW!

I'd let Christina Applegate handle it

Depends on how much is in the account.

We all handle grief differently, Subby. He handle his with retail therapy.

Will Clark Griswald be giving the prayer at the funeral?

Fark Bonanza! That show sucked. Give me "Have Gun, Will Travel"

This one was patient. I have 2 aunts that that didn't wait for the death of my grandparents. One each on my mothers and fathers sides of the family. Why split with your family when you can run thru the cash sell the antiques and cash out life insurance policies. I am so glad that my brother and I don't want or need anything from our parents.

I live not far from there. Maybe this will keep the local yokels busy and slow the speedtrap mentality in that town.

/sad....rip

mat catastrophe: born_yesterday: Um, couldn't you empty the account and have the body buried?

Apparently not. My mother was in a joint checking account with her brother-in-law for years and helped him by making his deposits and paying bills while he was progressively getting worse. When he died, the lawyer told mom she should not even make deposits for a few months while the details of the will were settled. Even though she is technically and legally entitled to half the account, she cannot yet use it.

Yep. I have a friend who almost did the "she's dead, can't I just drain her accounts?" thing. Fortunately, we stopped her before she did something that would make the IRS and probate court come knocking.

trappedspirit: Have a bonanza with the checking account? Is that how English works now?

Yes this worked quite the fine way for me thank you very much for the compliment of this!

Also I believe that the issue here could also be that this is not really the mother of him and she is also the missing person because the police are trying to solve this and perhaps he had the lover who was the elderly woman.

/submitter of the thread upon which you have had the bonanza

uncleacid: These backyard tomatoes remind me of mom.

Tomacco?

dragonchild: born_yesterday: Um, couldn't you empty the account and have the body buried?

Not to be snarky about it, but a proper burial costs an arm and a leg.

This stuff probably happens several times a month, if not several times a day.

That got me to thinking, randomly, what if you didn't like the deceased person and didn't want to spend any money on the burial. Could you just call 911 and report the body and be done with it? Presumably the coroner would eventually contact you to release the body. Could you just say "I don't want it, do whatever you want with it"?

/I don't have any relations I'd do that for
//but it's Friday and my mind is wandering

It was the Ice Truck Killer!

meow said the dog: trappedspirit: Have a bonanza with the checking account? Is that how English works now?

Yes this worked quite the fine way for me thank you very much for the compliment of this!

Also I believe that the issue here could also be that this is not really the mother of him and she is also the missing person because the police are trying to solve this and perhaps he had the lover who was the elderly woman.

/submitter of the thread upon which you have had the bonanza

Wouldn't the checking account BE the bonanza and not something with which a bonanza would been have had with?

Jument: That got me to thinking, randomly, what if you didn't like the deceased person and didn't want to spend any money on the burial.

trappedspirit: meow said the dog: trappedspirit: Have a bonanza with the checking account? Is that how English works now?

Yes this worked quite the fine way for me thank you very much for the compliment of this!

Also I believe that the issue here could also be that this is not really the mother of him and she is also the missing person because the police are trying to solve this and perhaps he had the lover who was the elderly woman.

/submitter of the thread upon which you have had the bonanza

Wouldn't the checking account BE the bonanza and not something with which a bonanza would been have had with?

This be the bonanza:

This will prolly happen to me whee I die. I know my roomate will still be with me damn her!! But I hope by then I will be broke.

born_yesterday: Um, couldn't you empty the account and have the body buried?

Hey, that's another two grand I could be spending!

depends on the digits, subbster. first i look at the purse. bullshiat going to jail for some measly affair. i'm after big cash, lots of prizes. a bonanza.

/i'd like to buy a vowel

groppet: This will prolly happen to me whee I die. I know my roomate will still be with me damn her!! But I hope by then I will be broke.

you could be broke by tomorrow if you really put some effort into it.

You can't have a bonanza until the rest of the tontine dies.

Well...

Was she a biatch?

Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!: Well...

Was she a biatch?

What?