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   Usher was granted a restraining order against a woman who claims she has been on his payroll, was promised a home and career help. He went to court, she hit YouTube. w/vid

29 Jun 2012 01:11 PM   |   10657 clicks   |   Bitten and Bound
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OldManDownDRoad     
I can't be the only person here who was expecting a Budd Dwyer . . .

29 Jun 2012 01:14 PM
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Nickster79    [TotalFark]  
When you were those glasses with that sweater vest, you can't blame the ladies for going a bit crazy.

www.bittenandbound.com

29 Jun 2012 01:15 PM
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imtheonlylp     
celebratingtvandfilmgeeks.files.wordpress.com
www.bittenandbound.com

29 Jun 2012 01:16 PM
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abhorrent1     
Site blocked. Someone post the youtube link please.

29 Jun 2012 01:16 PM
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Jedekai     
Tom DuBois will TAKE THE CASE!

29 Jun 2012 01:18 PM
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FarkinHostile     
You can almost hear and smell her brain wiring short circuiting as she talks.

29 Jun 2012 01:18 PM
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SultanofSchwing     
That is some Grade A crazy.

29 Jun 2012 01:19 PM
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bloatboy     
abhorrent1: Site blocked. Someone post the youtube link please.

Here you go.

29 Jun 2012 01:19 PM
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mooseyfate     
He should take a few pointers from Quincy Jones on how to deal with women like her.

29 Jun 2012 01:19 PM
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fawlty     
Where'd she film that, the welfare office?

29 Jun 2012 01:21 PM
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Pontious Pilates     
From what I heard, she got a baby by Busta.

29 Jun 2012 01:22 PM
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ontariolightning     
Before you all feel sorry for Usher just remember he is the one who unleashed the Bieber on the world.

29 Jun 2012 01:22 PM
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OldManDownDRoad     
mooseyfate: He should take a few pointers from Quincy Jones on how to deal with women like her.

Or Miles Davis.

I used to work with a woman who, every time Miles Davis came on the office radio, would start yelling: "He beat Miss Jane Pittman!"

29 Jun 2012 01:23 PM
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tetsoushima     
turimusic.com
This is all I could think of while watching the entire video.

29 Jun 2012 01:23 PM
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Benjimin_Dover     
Usher looks more like a woman than that chickdude does.

29 Jun 2012 01:24 PM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
"Hmm, where should I record my video? I know! The largest room full of people I can possibly find! Brilliant!"

29 Jun 2012 01:25 PM
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BumpInTheNight     
Still a better love story then Twilight.

29 Jun 2012 01:28 PM
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face90     
It's not Video, it's Vertical Video.

29 Jun 2012 01:28 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
userserve-ak.last.fm

but we're still on the payroll.

29 Jun 2012 01:32 PM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  
Honest Bender: "Hmm, where should I record my video? I know! The largest room full of people I can possibly find! Brilliant!"

She has to stay in public or the assassins will get her.

29 Jun 2012 01:32 PM
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Two16     
Why would you do this to yourself?

And by "yourself" I mean Usher.

Son, you have dun stucken yo dick in the krazy. I am dissapoint.

29 Jun 2012 01:36 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  
ontariolightning: Before you all feel sorry for Usher just remember he is the one who unleashed the Bieber on the world.

Well, you're making me think that Usher likes little boys who look effeminate... Oh, and that makes complete sense because, why else would Usher refuse the advances of such a delightful woman?

/thanks for all the help there

29 Jun 2012 01:42 PM
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Office Ninja     
Nice how she holds her restraining order with her full name right up there in front of the laptop camera.

29 Jun 2012 01:44 PM
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cleveoh     
Yee-ikes, looks like she's heading down the Ricardo Lopez career path.

/Hope not, for everyone's sake.

29 Jun 2012 01:47 PM
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MythDragon     
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
"Dis motherfarker went to youtube?"

/Stomp her in the vag

29 Jun 2012 01:50 PM
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ontariolightning     
special20: ontariolightning: Before you all feel sorry for Usher just remember he is the one who unleashed the Bieber on the world.

Well, you're making me think that Usher likes little boys who look effeminate... Oh, and that makes complete sense because, why else would Usher refuse the advances of such a delightful woman?

/thanks for all the help there


www.dtrainderailed.com

29 Jun 2012 01:53 PM
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JackieRabbit     
I don't care.

29 Jun 2012 01:54 PM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
JackieRabbit: I don't care.

No one cares that you don't care. You know how you don't care that I don't care? We all feel that way about your level of caring.

29 Jun 2012 01:59 PM
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tarheel07     
We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.

29 Jun 2012 01:59 PM
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G-Rot     
Dang, I feel a bit sorry for her. Not because I think she's telling the truth, but because she's definitely got some bad wiring, and she honestly believes in the reality she created for herself.

There's some crazy behind those eyes...but there's also a lot of desperation.

29 Jun 2012 02:00 PM
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mikewadestr     
Man talk about a woman having a bad vagina day!

29 Jun 2012 02:01 PM
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moonage daydream     
JackieRabbit: I don't care.

And yet, here you are.

29 Jun 2012 02:06 PM
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KeithLM    [TotalFark]  
Oooh, she's filing formal charges of "slander and defamation". Boy he's in trouble now. And they've been "exchanging finances". She's got a solid case there, because obviously she has records to back that up, right?

29 Jun 2012 02:26 PM
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sweet-daddy-2     
Well,you know how those people are.

29 Jun 2012 02:27 PM
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Posh Naranek     
img839.imageshack.us

29 Jun 2012 02:28 PM
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hippyneil     
Nickster79: When you were those glasses...

I have NEVER been those glasses. Either with the sweater or not.

29 Jun 2012 02:38 PM
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stuffy     
God that was the most boring video. You would think bat shiat crazy would be more entertaining.

29 Jun 2012 02:39 PM
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theflatline    [TotalFark]  
Search google, for "man dies on ushers boat" or the death of Craig Rochel. He was a deck hand who was an experienced diver, excellent, seaman, and never dove at night. Yet he was found dead with the claim he went night diving alone.

Usher's response was "I am not responsible."

Except for a backpage story, it was covered up.

The dead guy, my cousin. Usher can suck a dick.

29 Jun 2012 02:49 PM
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vudukungfu     
Totes stick you dick in cray cray.

29 Jun 2012 02:55 PM
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IlGreven     
Two16: Why would you do this to yourself?

And by "yourself" I mean Usher.

Son, you have dun stucken yo dick in the krazy. I am dissapoint.


...there's no evidence that she came anywhere near him, let alone his dick. She's a classic stalker.

29 Jun 2012 02:55 PM
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weapon13     
KeithLM: Oooh, she's filing formal charges of "slander and defamation". Boy he's in trouble now. And they've been "exchanging finances". She's got a solid case there, because obviously she has records to back that up, right?

I believe her. They exchanged finances via Western Union! He even used the fake name 'James'!

29 Jun 2012 02:59 PM
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DrLearned     
I currently am running the mechanical Turing machine that fills my basement in an attempt to formulate a method by which I can actually give a flying f*ck about this story. I shall report back later....

29 Jun 2012 03:06 PM
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vudukungfu     
IlGreven: . She's a classic stalker.

No class for that.
run of teh mill dick sniffer, then,.

29 Jun 2012 03:18 PM
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trippdogg     
Just the syrupy sentimental and utterly meaningless pop chickens coming home to roost.

29 Jun 2012 04:24 PM
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ImRonBurgundy     
She's got it bad.

29 Jun 2012 04:28 PM
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psydave     
Delusional Disorder...scary stuff

29 Jun 2012 04:53 PM
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nytmare     
JackieRabbit: I don't care.

Is this your attempt at rivaling Youtube comments for inane stupidity?

29 Jun 2012 05:00 PM
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vwarb     
theflatline: Search google, for "man dies on ushers boat" or the death of Craig Rochel. He was a deck hand who was an experienced diver, excellent, seaman, and never dove at night. Yet he was found dead with the claim he went night diving alone.

Usher's response was "I am not responsible."

Except for a backpage story, it was covered up.

The dead guy, my cousin. Usher can suck a dick.


That sucks about your cousin (condolences), but out of curiosity what do you think Usher could have done to cause his death?

29 Jun 2012 05:11 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
YeahNo,yeahno,yeahno,yeah no,yeahno,YEAHNO!

/Oblig

29 Jun 2012 05:13 PM
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steve_lou     

With lyrics like these it's easy to see why women get so infatuated:

From Let Me See:

Chanel hoodie on,
looking like Trayvon Martin,
George Zimmerman don't want it


(technically Rick Ross raps that verse)

29 Jun 2012 06:11 PM
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