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29 Jun 2012 12:28 PM   |   12296 clicks   |   Starpulse
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Tell Me How My Blog Tastes    [TotalFark]  
I'd kill all of you to be with Elizabeth Banks. That is all.

29 Jun 2012 12:19 PM
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Uzzah     
Used, I hope...

29 Jun 2012 12:32 PM
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Churchy LaFemme     
She totally looks like Julie Bowen....

29 Jun 2012 12:35 PM
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mcmnky     
Uzzah: Used, I hope...

My thoughts exactly.

29 Jun 2012 12:39 PM
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groppet     
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'd kill all of you to be with Elizabeth Banks. That is all.

Not if I kill you first!

29 Jun 2012 12:42 PM
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Inaditch     
Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

29 Jun 2012 12:42 PM
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TheraTx     
Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

go on...

29 Jun 2012 12:43 PM
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GavinTheAlmighty     
I imagine that she has a movie coming out soon

29 Jun 2012 12:45 PM
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Uncle Pooky     
GavinTheAlmighty: I imagine that she has a movie me coming out soon

FTFY

29 Jun 2012 12:54 PM
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Cosmoboy     
4.bp.blogspot.com
www.bestcelebrityhairstyles.com
Just popped in to say that I think Elizabeth Banks is about the hottest actress on the planet. But then someone mentioned Julie Bowen....
www.meltedbrain.com

29 Jun 2012 01:00 PM
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Alphax     
She's done a lot of movies lately, that I've not seen yet, but I'm a fan of her anyway.

29 Jun 2012 01:03 PM
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Cosmoboy     
Hmmm, didn't really want the orange Julie Bowen. Ehhhh, hard to find hot pictures of her....
2.bp.blogspot.com

29 Jun 2012 01:03 PM
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LeroyBourne    [TotalFark]  
I have the feeling she's a real hoot IRL, in and out of the bedroom.

29 Jun 2012 01:05 PM
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Zombie DJ     
She better have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.

29 Jun 2012 01:06 PM
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buttery_shame_cave     
yeah i'd probably let her staple my nuts to a block of dry ice for the privelege of rimming her...

29 Jun 2012 01:08 PM
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Zoomaster     
I'ld like to use her sex toys!

/if you know what I mean

29 Jun 2012 01:10 PM
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MonkeyAngst     
We wonder if she doled out the sex toys to her "Hunger Games" cast? Jennifer Lawrence is 21, Josh Hutcherson is just 19 and Liam Hemsworth is 22.
Yeah! Won't somebody think of the... uh... adults?

Not sure I'm seeing the author's point here.

29 Jun 2012 01:12 PM
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stoli n coke     
I think I'd enjoy having sex with Elizabeth Banks, if you get what I'm saying.

29 Jun 2012 01:14 PM
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indarwinsshadow     
Zombie DJ: She better have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.

t0.gstatic.com

29 Jun 2012 01:14 PM
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jmr61     
I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.

29 Jun 2012 01:16 PM
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jaggars     
jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.


Looks like someone got into the bath salts again...

29 Jun 2012 01:19 PM
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mariner314     
I've adored this woman for over a decade.

29 Jun 2012 01:21 PM
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Wellon Dowd     
Ugh! Too old! I'm only interested in women half my age or younger.

29 Jun 2012 01:26 PM
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PizzaJedi81     
Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

2.bp.blogspot.com

Totally gets you, man.

29 Jun 2012 01:28 PM
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Rwa2play    [TotalFark]  
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'd kill all of you to be with Elizabeth Banks. That is all.

Not if I get to her first and kill you.

29 Jun 2012 01:41 PM
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PizzaJedi81     
Rwa2play: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'd kill all of you to be with Elizabeth Banks. That is all.

Not if I get to her first and kill you.


I'd kill Elizabeth Banks for a chance with you all...wait, hold on, that's not right...

29 Jun 2012 01:58 PM
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Zoomaster     
Never mind that, "Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes set to divorce"

/oh my god, who saw that coming

29 Jun 2012 02:14 PM
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monoski     
Zoomaster: Never mind that, "Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes set to divorce"

/oh my god, who saw that coming


Tried to submit it already with the following headline:

Dudes, Katie Holmes is going back on the market. Gay dudes, so is Tom Cruise

29 Jun 2012 02:17 PM
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Handsome B. Wonderful     
I'd stimulate it.

29 Jun 2012 02:27 PM
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ender44     
I remember when I first saw her in Spiderman, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

29 Jun 2012 02:28 PM
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PizzaJedi81     
ender44: I remember when I first saw her in Spiderman, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

Wait, what? Who was she in that?

29 Jun 2012 02:30 PM
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TDBoedy     
she's a keeper folks

29 Jun 2012 02:49 PM
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Zoomaster     
monoski: Zoomaster: Never mind that, "Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes set to divorce"

/oh my god, who saw that coming

Tried to submit it already with the following headline:

Dudes, Katie Holmes is going back on the market. Gay dudes, so is Tom Cruise


==============

I see it has its own thread now with over 150 comments

/but you heard it from us first
//breaking news
///just like CNN

29 Jun 2012 02:56 PM
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espiaboricua     
MonkeyAngst: We wonder if she doled out the sex toys to her "Hunger Games" cast? Jennifer Lawrence is 21, Josh Hutcherson is just 19 and Liam Hemsworth is 22.
Yeah! Won't somebody think of the... uh... adults people who have seen "The Hunger Games" who think that Jennifer, Josh and Liam are children because they played teenagers in that movie?

Not sure I'm seeing the author's point here.



FTFY so you can see the point... such as it is... the Glee cast is in the same boat.. see: the non-controversy about the GQ cover.

29 Jun 2012 02:58 PM
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Nana's Vibrator     
Just a quick note. The fact that this woman comes from Pittsfield, Massachusetts is akin to a homeless guy drinking too much and miraculously puking up a winning Powerball ticket.

29 Jun 2012 03:19 PM
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Uncle Pooky     
Cosmoboy - never seen that football pic of Ms. Banks before. Thank you for improving my life.

29 Jun 2012 03:23 PM
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ender44     
PizzaJedi81: ender44: I remember when I first saw her in Spiderman, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

Wait, what? Who was she in that?


She was Jonah Jameson's receptionist. In the film for like 15 seconds, but 15 smoking hot seconds. She has a short black haircut.

29 Jun 2012 03:26 PM
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PDXBishop     
PizzaJedi81: ender44: I remember when I first saw her in Spiderman, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

Wait, what? Who was she in that?


She was Betty Brant in all three movies, J. Jonah Jameson's secretary (the one Peter is mercilessly hitting on in the third one, where it looks like they're about to start boning right there on her desk).

29 Jun 2012 03:32 PM
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Figaro     
Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

Ass to ass!!

29 Jun 2012 03:49 PM
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Roto-Rot     
Figaro: Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

Ass to ass!!


Ass to ass

29 Jun 2012 03:55 PM
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Debeo Summa Credo     
Nana's Vibrator: Just a quick note. The fact that this woman comes from Pittsfield, Massachusetts is akin to a homeless guy drinking too much and miraculously puking up a winning Powerball ticket.

Really? I drove through there once 20 years ago on the way to go camping. I thought it was nice. At least not noteworthily dumpy.

29 Jun 2012 04:09 PM
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WarningMayContainPeanuts     
somethings wrong with her underpants.

29 Jun 2012 05:03 PM
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PDXBishop     
Roto-Rot: Figaro: Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

Ass to ass!!

Ass to ass


Thanks to some friends of mine, I can't watch that scene anymore without hearing the theme to "Catdog" in my head.

/One fine day with a woof and a purr
//A baby was born and it caused a little stir...

29 Jun 2012 05:11 PM
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Cognitive Displaysia     
monoski: Zoomaster: Never mind that, "Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes set to divorce"

/oh my god, who saw that coming

Tried to submit it already with the following headline:

Dudes, Katie Holmes is going back on the market. Gay dudes, so is Tom Cruise


Dude, your headline sucked. Let it go.

29 Jun 2012 05:23 PM
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Apos     
Sptiffy

29 Jun 2012 05:29 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
WarningMayContainPeanuts: somethings wrong with her underpants.

yes. they are not wrapped around my head. or stuffed in my mouth.

29 Jun 2012 06:40 PM
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rogue49     
Elizabeth Banks is hot
...and sassy.

/me likes, nuff said

29 Jun 2012 07:16 PM
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Gulper Eel    [TotalFark]  
ender44: I remember when I first saw her in Spiderman Wet Hot American Summer, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

I saw her first.

www.tvsquad.com

She's mine, you understand? Mine! All mine! Get back in there! Down, down, down! Go, go, go! Mine, mine, mine!

29 Jun 2012 08:15 PM
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Huggermugger     
I'm a straight female, but she is my girl crush.

/gorgeous
//very good actress, can do comedy with the best
///witty
////intelligent

29 Jun 2012 08:32 PM
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nein     
Nana's Vibrator: Just a quick note. The fact that this woman comes from Pittsfield, Massachusetts is akin to a homeless guy drinking too much and miraculously puking up a winning Powerball ticket.

She went to UPenn before becoming an actress, so clearly her success isn't completely miraculous.

29 Jun 2012 09:32 PM
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