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   Chad Ochocinco says he's developing a "Brokeback Mountain chemistry" with the Dolphins. That's just ghey

29 Jun 2012 01:32 PM   |   653 clicks   |   Cincinnati Enquirer
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Huck And Molly Ziegler     
He'll never quit them?

/pictures, please.

29 Jun 2012 01:34 PM
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rynthetyn    [TotalFark]  
So which one is he in this scenario? Jake Gyllenhaal or Heath Ledger?

29 Jun 2012 01:37 PM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
Something tells me he didn't stay awake for the whole movie.

29 Jun 2012 01:42 PM
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wrenchboy     
Maybe he was "down-low" during the naughty bits.

29 Jun 2012 01:46 PM
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Bullseyed     
He said this like a week ago... why is this on Fark now?

29 Jun 2012 01:51 PM
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Allen262     
images.sodahead.com

29 Jun 2012 02:19 PM
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grinding_journalist     
"Chad Ochocinco" is a character. He is smart enough to understand this. He is one of the few who "get it" about the media's relationship with the NFL, and makes use of it as he sees fit. Whenever he says anything that gets media attention, I sigh an "Oh, you", and move along.

Still a fan of the guy though.

29 Jun 2012 02:55 PM
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Kenny B    [TotalFark]  
Never thought he was THAT kind of reciever.

29 Jun 2012 03:25 PM
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ununcle     
"He's behind a little, but we've been spoon feeding him to a certain degree, helping him out a little bit here and there," Philbin said. "Obviously, at some point in time we've got to kind of take the training wheels off. He'll have to go out there and play, so to speak."

Wow! The Coach said that? That sounds pretty um,,, insulting.

29 Jun 2012 04:47 PM
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upndn     
So, is he still a wide receiver or is he moving to tight end?

29 Jun 2012 06:06 PM
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McManus_brothers     
Ohhh this is gonna be an interesting season.

/Dolphins fan

29 Jun 2012 06:52 PM
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skrame     
upndn: So, is he still a wide receiver or is he moving to tight end?

Is it possible to go from wide receiver to tight end?

29 Jun 2012 07:02 PM
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ununcle     
McManus_brothers: Ohhh this is gonna be an interesting season.

/Dolphins fan


As long as the playbook has plays drawn up in cartoon form featuring sesame street characters you should have yourself a pretty good showboat.

/Pats fan

29 Jun 2012 07:02 PM
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ununcle     
skrame: upndn: So, is he still a wide receiver or is he moving to tight end?

Is it possible to go from wide receiver to tight end?


No.

29 Jun 2012 07:03 PM
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McManus_brothers     
ununcle: skrame: upndn: So, is he still a wide receiver or is he moving to tight end?

Is it possible to go from wide receiver to tight end?

No.


Sure, lots of Kegels.

29 Jun 2012 07:24 PM
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rjakobi     
I am sending him pudding.

29 Jun 2012 08:22 PM
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ununcle     
McManus_brothers: Kegels

And henways. Lot's of henways.

29 Jun 2012 08:37 PM
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Capt_Fodder     
rjakobi: I am sending him pudding.

Because he ate his meat?

/Not sure if I got where you're coming from, but I might have

29 Jun 2012 10:08 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
skrame: upndn: So, is he still a wide receiver or is he moving to tight end?

Is it possible to go from wide receiver to tight end?


You never go wide receiver to tight end.

29 Jun 2012 10:12 PM
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macadamnut     
McManus_brothers: Ohhh this is gonna be an interesting season.

/Dolphins fan


Isn't it always?

Like the Chinese curse, "may you live in interesting times."

29 Jun 2012 10:46 PM
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macadamnut     
Also,

i512.photobucket.com

29 Jun 2012 10:48 PM
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ununcle     
macadamnut: Also,

[i512.photobucket.com image 540x357]


That's funny. That's my quarterback man,,,,

29 Jun 2012 11:21 PM
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mephisto6    [TotalFark]  
ununcle: McManus_brothers: Ohhh this is gonna be an interesting season.

/Dolphins fan

As long as the playbook has plays drawn up in cartoon form featuring sesame street characters you should have yourself a pretty good showboat.

/Pats fan


"Near... ?"
[huff puff huff puff huff]
"Far!"

30 Jun 2012 01:59 AM
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30 Jun 2012 04:17 PM
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