Special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz writers: phlegmmo, timharrod, ivan, and Sinto

Last week's winners:

N-deutetrei 1007
Sofa King Smart 949
binkyman 939
Dallymo 923
Lego Pirate 915
feffer 914
Evildog 912
DuudeStanky 911
ssc2cc 908
HelperKitty 897

I'm at the office. Do I really have to take my shirt off?

I just took my shirt off but I don't want to do the quiz.

Think I'll go get in the shower instead.

I would but my floppers keep hitting the wrong keys.

These frantic pups need support and control.

Final Score:

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 551
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (95 seconds)

Meh


wxboy 556
texdent 551
Tziva 515
Unfreakable 0

875. I need to go outside more.

/ outside and topless

And if this one is too hard, there's also the Easy Quiz

But I'm at work.
Screw it.
*removes shirt*
LET'S DO THIS SH*T!

Working nights seems to have afforded me FAR too much time on Fark...

Woo Hoo!!! (Short lived) first place!!!

I am number four(not be confused with the movie of the same name)

9/11
795 points!! Best I've ever done.

Strangely proud.

2nd place!!! (for now) Wow 10 out of 11 I must have really be slacking at work this week.

T-O-P-L-E-S-S?

LostInTO: I am number four(not be confused with the movie of the same name)

9/11
795 points!! Best I've ever done.

Strangely proud.

So is Rudy Guilliani.

Tziva: I'm at the office. Do I really have to take my shirt off?

Me too. i hate it when the boss comes by and gives me purple nurples.

Dammit 10/11. I'll get you one day 11/11

TheGreatGazoo: LostInTO: I am number four(not be confused with the movie of the same name)

9/11
795 points!! Best I've ever done.

Strangely proud.

So is Rudy Guilliani.

Ha!

I miss my old job where I didn't have to wear pants to work

One of my lamest headlines ever inspired a quiz question. I feel redeemed.

Why do all of the quiz headlines have to contain tasteless innuendo? Grow up.

10/11. Dammit I guess I'll have to start clicking on the sports tab.

spentmiles: Why do all of the quiz headlines have to contain tasteless innuendo? Grow up.

I found the innuendo to be yummy.

spentmiles: Why do all of the quiz headlines have to contain tasteless innuendo? Grow up.



In your endo.

Unfreakable: And if this one is too hard, there's also the Easy Quiz

Yes, it was very hard. I must've had a productive work week.

10/10 on the easy version...well, I guess that excuse doesn't work anymore.

9/11....803. two of my bosses decided to have a conversation with one another right across my half wall cubicle during the damn quiz so I had to minimize and pray. good thing it doesn't auto go to the next question.
/a holes

Obviously last week was a fluke. That, or i've actually done more, you know, other things this week.

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 656

/working from home, so topless
// should be pantless, too.
/// damn it's hot

DirkTheDaring: T-O-P-L-E-S-S?

Ronnie, GTFO out of here and get to your block party.

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 534

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (160 seconds)

I started out 4 for 4 too, dammit!

Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 849
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (63 seconds)

Not perfect but OK.

Cajnik: I miss my old job where I didn't have to wear pants to work

catholic priest?

Unfreakable: Special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz writers: phlegmmo, timharrod, ivan, and Sinto

Yes. Thank you, everybody who helps to make this quiz happen. It is a fun and very interesting part of the Fark week. Gratitude.

Snap.

463 (hard)
459 (easy)

What?

Who else got thrown by Florida (#6) I could have sworn that there was a drug and gun cache being guarded by Capybaras who needed a makeshift voodoo exorcism in the "news" from FL at some point every week this year.

/909, I wonder if I can somehow use this to my advantage during my employee evaluation?

HOLY CRAP!!!
MoronLessOff 1004
Al_Khowarizmi 952
Glenford 943
Tchernobog 931
dallylamma 927
downpaymentblues 922
besco 913
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 909
Skipdallas 904
relaxitsjustme 903

MoronLessOff: HOLY CRAP!!!
MoronLessOff 1004
Al_Khowarizmi 952
Glenford 943
Tchernobog 931
dallylamma 927
downpaymentblues 922
besco 913
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 909
Skipdallas 904
relaxitsjustme 903

Jeezus get a job you bum :)

OK - I am getting complaints on the whole topless thing.

And I did trrble this week.

And Unfreak did I stay on the leaderboard for the Easy Version last week?

groppet: MoronLessOff: HOLY CRAP!!!
MoronLessOff 1004
Al_Khowarizmi 952
Glenford 943
Tchernobog 931
dallylamma 927
downpaymentblues 922
besco 913
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 909
Skipdallas 904
relaxitsjustme 903

Jeezus get a job you bum :)

That's the problem. I've been at work all week. I may have come in 4th before, but it was very short lived. I don't think this is my first 100%, but I rocketed through it. I know I really shouldn't get so excited. I'm sure I'll be booted before long.

MoronLessOff: HOLY CRAP!!!
MoronLessOff 1004
Al_Khowarizmi 952
Glenford 943
Tchernobog 931
dallylamma 927
downpaymentblues 922
besco 913
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 909
Skipdallas 904
relaxitsjustme 903

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 657

/Mediocrity

Goddammit:
eiming 1012
MoronLessOff 1004

justadadX3: OK - I am getting complaints on the whole topless thing.

And I did trrble this week.

And Unfreak did I stay on the leaderboard for the Easy Version last week?

Oh come on, thats like the gold in the special olympics

/why did someone just give me a ticket? ...one way to hell... aw shiat

WalMartian: Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests

The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.

Bathia_Mapes: WalMartian: Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests

The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.

You just don't get to put your shirt back on.

MoronLessOff: Bathia_Mapes: WalMartian: Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests

The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.

You just don't get to put your shirt back on.

On the contrary. We insist you put your shirt back on. :-D

Bathia_Mapes: MoronLessOff: Bathia_Mapes: WalMartian: Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests

The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.

You just don't get to put your shirt back on.

On the contrary. We insist you put your shirt back on. :-D

But, it's like a hundred degrees outside!

once I got the first one wrong, I was on a crusade. Unfortunately, I managed to answer two of them correctly.

Bathia_Mapes
The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.

10/11, and I'm teaching summer school.

No lectures this week, though (otherwise it would be 6/11 or so)

thecpt: justadadX3: OK - I am getting complaints on the whole topless thing.

And I did trrble this week.

And Unfreak did I stay on the leaderboard for the Easy Version last week?

Oh come on, thats like the gold in the special olympics

/why did someone just give me a ticket? ...one way to hell... aw shiat

Dammit

shopball 945
hunches 933
jyarbrough79 933
scrumpox 929
skieur 928
DirkTheDaring 926
Bruxellensis 915
americathon 885
Md37 856
sandi_fish 854