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   WWE's Monday Night Raw has reached the point where the only thing that could save the show is if Zeus appears to pimp the new No Holds Barred DVD

02 Jul 2012 07:00 PM   |   1302 clicks   |   Bleacher Report
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
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02 Jul 2012 03:17 AM
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Ed Becker     
Actually, one of the sheets is saying the rumor is the superstar of the past will be DDP.

02 Jul 2012 05:16 AM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

02 Jul 2012 09:27 AM
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ThatGuyGreg    [TotalFark]  
Fun fact: No Holds Barred was one of this 10 year old mark's favorite movies.

/TMYK 彡☆

02 Jul 2012 09:32 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Ed Becker: Actually, one of the sheets is saying the rumor is the superstar of the past will be DDP.

I said it in the last thread...

They could get DDP Any time. They could show a half-hour of DDP Yoga, and it would be better than the average RAW opening segment.

But dammit, on the day before you re-release No Holds Barred on DVD, you get Zeus to come back as part of yous old guys get to squash Heath Slater program.

02 Jul 2012 09:39 AM
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hobblekitty     
Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.


I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

02 Jul 2012 09:50 AM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.


sweet!

02 Jul 2012 10:18 AM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 320x240]

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02 Jul 2012 10:21 AM
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hobblekitty     
Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!


The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.

02 Jul 2012 10:21 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
The sheets are saying that WWE wants Bruno Sammartino for the 2013 HoF ceremony.

Of course, Vince also wants ratings in the 5s, and for Kane to have a three-foot dick, and those things ain't happening, either.

Punk vs. Austin for Wrestlemania 29 probably won't happen.

Good.

02 Jul 2012 11:10 AM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!

The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.


BTW, just out of curosity: Will we be seeing a 2nd quarter 2012 Gredunza plaque? :D

02 Jul 2012 11:23 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!

The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.

BTW, just out of curosity: Will we be seeing a 2nd quarter 2012 Gredunza plaque? :D


She would have to compile the list. I gave up after people started intentionally farking it up.

02 Jul 2012 11:30 AM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!

The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.

BTW, just out of curosity: Will we be seeing a 2nd quarter 2012 Gredunza plaque? :D

She would have to compile the list. I gave up after people started intentionally farking it up.


Alas, a good point indeed. Oh well. :)

BTW, sheets are again teasing an Angle return to WWE. Personally, I'd love to see it - esp. if they stage it as "cena challenges anyone in the back to a match, then angle comes out".

02 Jul 2012 11:33 AM
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hobblekitty     
FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I think we need a Cena Kitteh rating scale, so we can rate each Raw.

If tonight's show gets to 3/5 Cena Kittehs, that would be a miracle.

I am going to photoshop this when I get home. This is an awesome idea.

sweet!

The fWc can vote on the number of Cena Kittehs they give a particular show, and the average can determine how many Cena Kittehs the show gets overall. I like it. Book it - done.

BTW, just out of curosity: Will we be seeing a 2nd quarter 2012 Gredunza plaque? :D

She would have to compile the list. I gave up after people started intentionally farking it up.


Yeah I thought about this this morning and realized I was going to have to gather the names. I am going to try, but I won't promise. I would like to if possible. :-)

02 Jul 2012 11:42 AM
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Fisty Bum    [TotalFark]  
Mornin' FWC.

I'm currently enjoying my day off, killing off my Canada Day hangover watching old Botchamania episodes. CZW is turrble.

If DDP does come back tonight, I'll be OK with that. I'm just hoping they don't massively pimp out the No Holds Barred DVD release.

02 Jul 2012 11:47 AM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.

02 Jul 2012 01:45 PM
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hobblekitty     
Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.


Do we wish to regale everyone with the finalized artwork? :-) I still have it in my email if necessary.

02 Jul 2012 01:50 PM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.

Do we wish to regale everyone with the finalized artwork? :-) I still have it in my email if necessary.


Yes, please do. I can't get to my image host from here.

Also, I did send them a correction to fix the "cross out" on the hat. they switch it to cross out only the C before it goes to print.

02 Jul 2012 01:55 PM
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hobblekitty     
Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: Grand_Moff_Joseph: T-Shirt Update!

Final artwork has been approved, so we're all set there. The folks at the printing shop devised a great way to re-jigger the color usage to effectively give us a 2-color design instead of a 3-color design. That means cheaper shirts for all! :)

Also, it looks like shipping will be $5 flat to anywhere in the US. I know a few folks have ordered multiple shirts, so you guys may be a bit higher. I'll handle that - and any orders from our Canadian friends - separately.

SO: Please get any final orders in to me (EIP) by WEDNESDAY, so I can finalize the number of shirts in this order. I'll then start contacting folks to setup payment.

Do we wish to regale everyone with the finalized artwork? :-) I still have it in my email if necessary.

Yes, please do. I can't get to my image host from here.

Also, I did send them a correction to fix the "cross out" on the hat. they switch it to cross out only the C before it goes to print.


OH yeah, good catch! I didn't notice that - 30 lashes with wet noodle for me. ;-)

i107.photobucket.com

02 Jul 2012 02:30 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
moviequoter.com

/tonight will suck without Zeus.
//I'd even accept Z-Gangsta.

02 Jul 2012 03:36 PM
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Dougie AXP    [TotalFark]  
Douchebags

02 Jul 2012 03:37 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Dougie AXP: Douchebags

You could have at least registered the name Dirty Yellow Dog and posted under that for a night.

02 Jul 2012 03:39 PM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
Bleacher is reporting that R-Truth may make an appearance tonight as well.

/lil' jimmy!

02 Jul 2012 04:00 PM
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hobblekitty     
Dougie AXP: Douchebags

Oh I KNOW you're not talking to ME!!

;-)
/broski fist bump

02 Jul 2012 05:09 PM
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ontariolightning     
WWEs star power is waning. Cenas personal life is catching up to him and will ruin him. Guerrero and Benoit dead. JBL & Edge too crippled to wrestle for good. Orton & Mysterio going through drug problems with WWE. Angle too crippled for a WWE schedule and signed 3 yrs with TNA

Jericho, Foley, Rock, Lesnar all making periodic attempts but to no avail

Triple H sucks now

Vince is more senile

Punk losing the star power he had and is becoming boring
The Big Slow & Big boring retard Kane

fark WWE shiats not worth it anymore

02 Jul 2012 05:11 PM
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ontariolightning     
meh @ DDP

He was not that interesting, by the way, RIP Kanyon
Who betta than Kanyon?

02 Jul 2012 05:14 PM
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ontariolightning     
Have fun watching 2 hours of Vickie Guerrero, Michael Cole, Fat Albert Japanese man & Rikishi wannabe Brodus Clay

02 Jul 2012 05:17 PM
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Dougie AXP    [TotalFark]  
ontariolightning: meh @ DDP

He was not that interesting, by the way, RIP Kanyon
Who betta than Kanyon?


Death.

02 Jul 2012 05:19 PM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  

02 Jul 2012 06:12 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some good flashback material:

These guys made calling someone cool way before Brodus showed up


Some now-hilarious, and kind of sad flashback material...

Cure for the common show? Not anymore.

02 Jul 2012 06:13 PM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some good flashback material:

These guys made calling someone cool way before Brodus showed up

Some now-hilarious, and kind of sad flashback material...

Cure for the common show? Not anymore.


True enough, but still better than most anything on in primetime. No one knows how to do a sitcom anymore.

02 Jul 2012 06:16 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Some good flashback material:

These guys made calling someone cool way before Brodus showed up

Some now-hilarious, and kind of sad flashback material...

Cure for the common show? Not anymore.

True enough, but still better than most anything on in primetime. No one knows how to do a sitcom anymore.


The problem is the three camera + laughtrack vs. one camera and no laugh track divide.

Three camera laugh track shows are outdated and stale. However, that's what gets the ratings because people have no taste and will watch pretty much any old crap.

Oh, and shows running longer than they should is another problem.

And that's why British Television is better.

/we're not including cable in this discussion, only network TV.

02 Jul 2012 06:19 PM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
Don't know where this came from, but it's funny:

j.wigflip.com

02 Jul 2012 06:23 PM
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P-Money All $tar     
From people of Wal mart website
you can't herpderp
my herpderp is derp
media.peopleofwalmart.com

"WWE star John Cena signing autographs at Walmart...now I don't follow wrestling so someone is going to have to tell me if he is still popular or if he has now entered weird Ric Flair territory."

media.peopleofwalmart.com

"Mr. Flair, could you please..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Um, could you please make it out to..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Could you please make it out to Lu..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's kind of annoying. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" F*ck you Ric Flair!"


02 Jul 2012 06:40 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
P-Money All $tar:

"Mr. Flair, could you please..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Um, could you please make it out to..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Could you please make it out to Lu..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's kind of annoying. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" F*ck you Ric Flair!"


The way that exchange really ends is with Flair standing up, dropping his pants, whipping out his cock, and showing the woman the helicopter.

02 Jul 2012 06:42 PM
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KellyKellyKelly    [TotalFark]  
P-Money All $tar: From people of Wal mart website
you can't herpderp
my herpderp is derp
[media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]

"WWE star John Cena signing autographs at Walmart...now I don't follow wrestling so someone is going to have to tell me if he is still popular or if he has now entered weird Ric Flair territory."

[media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]

"Mr. Flair, could you please..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Um, could you please make it out to..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Could you please make it out to Lu..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's kind of annoying. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" F*ck you Ric Flair!"


Makes me wish I still had the photo of Mick Foley I took while he was signing his first book in the men's underwear section. I think the boxers behind him were appropriately covered with smiley faces.

02 Jul 2012 07:06 PM
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FinFangFark     
FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar:

"Mr. Flair, could you please..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Um, could you please make it out to..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Could you please make it out to Lu..."WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That's kind of annoying. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" F*ck you Ric Flair!"

The way that exchange really ends is with Flair standing up, dropping his pants, whipping out his cock, and showing the woman the helicopter.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

good evening all.

i10.photobucket.com

02 Jul 2012 07:08 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Ivan Koloff used to do signings at Wal-Mart all the time for the Children's Miracle Network.

02 Jul 2012 07:08 PM
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Gunny Highway     
Here is hoping for a good show.

DDP will be cool.

02 Jul 2012 07:09 PM
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silgryphon     
Angelina Love, an original member of TNA Wrestling's Knockouts division, announced Sunday via Twitter that she has been granted her release from the organization.

02 Jul 2012 07:12 PM
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phedex     
I just yesterday, after it being dead forever... was able to get my external hard drive working long enough to copy over my wrestling files.

in it, I had
-13 ECW Pay Per Views
-3 years of RAW..97,98, and 99
-4 years of NITRO... 96,97,98, and 99
-15 years of Royal Rumbles

Yes, I nearly cried tears of joy. I am tempted to buy another drive, copy them over just for safe keeping and put it in the closet so I won't lose that stuff again.

02 Jul 2012 07:14 PM
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ontariolightning     
phedex: I just yesterday, after it being dead forever... was able to get my external hard drive working long enough to copy over my wrestling files.

in it, I had
-13 ECW Pay Per Views
-3 years of RAW..97,98, and 99
-4 years of NITRO... 96,97,98, and 99
-15 years of Royal Rumbles

Yes, I nearly cried tears of joy. I am tempted to buy another drive, copy them over just for safe keeping and put it in the closet so I won't lose that stuff again.


Not gonna do you much good when the power grid gets wiped out but go for it

02 Jul 2012 07:17 PM
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eddievercetti     
So this is the RAW thread?

02 Jul 2012 07:17 PM
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silgryphon     
eddievercetti: So this is the RAW thread?

No, it's the TNA thread

02 Jul 2012 07:17 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
eddievercetti: So this is the RAW thread?

When originally submitted, the thread had a bit more at the end, including the usual "9 PM on USA" bit. But I like the edited version. It seems even more bleak than what was originally submitted.

02 Jul 2012 07:19 PM
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you are a puppet     
Also tonight Lesnar will respond to Triple H's challenge. The insider scoop is he will say "No" and Triple H will say "okay" and the angle will end forever.

02 Jul 2012 07:20 PM
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
silgryphon: Angelina Love, an original member of TNA Wrestling's Knockouts division, announced Sunday via Twitter that she has been granted her release from the organization.

imageshack.us

02 Jul 2012 07:21 PM
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KellyKellyKelly    [TotalFark]  
you are a puppet: Also tonight Lesnar will respond to Triple H's challenge. The insider scoop is he will say "No" and Triple H will say "okay" and the angle will end forever.

i177.photobucket.com

02 Jul 2012 07:22 PM
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Fisty Bum    [TotalFark]  
you are a puppet: Also tonight Lesnar will respond to Triple H's challenge. The insider scoop is he will say "No" and Triple H will say "okay" and the angle will end forever.

Which would be the lamest way for it to end. The entire Lesnar comeback has been one big clusterfark.

02 Jul 2012 07:22 PM
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eddievercetti     
Ok here's the problem, looks like some asses vandalized my complex including farking up my dish last night, come back after a 2 day trip to Tucson and that's what I come home to. So unless the Scion FR-S works tonight, I might miss the show.

02 Jul 2012 07:24 PM
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