from 2008? wtf?

Not that I think this is real or anything, and not that I think aliens are even visiting us, but if one did fly round tomorrow in broad daylight and be filmed by someone with a camera capable of focussing and put on youtube it would still be dismissed as a fake.

Whenever I hear 'Maui Jim Sunglasses' I can't help but picture Shades from the 80s B-Movie awesomeness that is Hard Ticket to Hawaii!

I'll save everyone some time. First ufo is so crappy there's nothing to grab.

2nd ufo:


3rd ufo:


I'll admit these are impressive, but the 2nd one is clearly the batwing, and the 3rd one is Russell's flying teacup.

I couldn't find the screenshot that supposedly shows the aliens.

True story: I few years back I was abducted for a few hours by some aliens. I don't remember much about it, but I do recall being pretty disappointed in the amenities of the spacecraft. Seriously, a six disc CD changer but no media jack for an iPod hook up??? And don't get me started about the cloth seating... I told them that even a moderately equipped Ford Fusion has leather upholstery. I guess they got tired of my biatching because they let me go.

I haven't spoken of that day until today.

You know what bugs me about Independence Day?

Randy Quiad is treated like a kook because he claims he was abducted.
Then freakin' aliens ATTACK!

So then he says "I'm in, Mr. President! They abducted me and I'm looking for some payback"
And everyone in the crowd laughs and rolls their eyes at him.

They're being ATTACKED by aliens, but he's still a kook?!?!

Wow that was some... fantastic blurry lights. I simply cannot express with any words known to man how terrifying and exciting that was to watch. The way that some random lights exist is just... mind blowing. I can't believe these Turkish men found some greenish lights to film. I am just shocked beyond belief. Please, someone try to calm me down. I cannot contain my excitement.

/WTFFFFFF is this bullsh*t????
//this gets greened?????????????? Some weird foreign home movie where you can't see anything???

sure haven't: >>/WTFFFFFF is this bullsh*t????
//this gets greened??????????????

why is it, that people can film great amazing moments in life on a hand held camera or a phone camera and its in perfect focus, and no shaking. (even weird and scary events, happen.)

i mean seriously, lol look at half the shiat on liveleak lol thats from a hand pov. no shaking. in focus. but every farking time an alien/ufo video comes up, the camera is shaking and out of focus.

What was the deal with that plastic model spaceship?

buntz: You know what bugs me about Independence Day?

Randy Quiad is treated like a kook because he claims he was abducted.
Then freakin' aliens ATTACK!

So then he says "I'm in, Mr. President! They abducted me and I'm looking for some payback"
And everyone in the crowd laughs and rolls their eyes at him.

They're being ATTACKED by aliens, but he's still a kook?!?!


Glad I'm not the only one.

I've seen this before, I just cant' remember where........

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kvetched: why is it, that people can film great amazing moments in life on a hand held camera or a phone camera and its in perfect focus, and no shaking. (even weird and scary events, happen.)

i mean seriously, lol look at half the shiat on liveleak lol thats from a hand pov. no shaking. in focus. but every farking time an alien/ufo video comes up, the camera is shaking and out of focus.

Fake UFO videos are deliberately shaky and blurry, so you can't clearly see what's really there. The people who take these are just trolling. Things like this only get greened because there are always new rubes to be taken in. Barnum was right about that: you'll never run out of suckers.

jermadem: buntz: You know what bugs me about Independence Day?

Randy Quiad is treated like a kook because he claims he was abducted.
Then freakin' aliens ATTACK!

So then he says "I'm in, Mr. President! They abducted me and I'm looking for some payback"
And everyone in the crowd laughs and rolls their eyes at him.

They're being ATTACKED by aliens, but he's still a kook?!?!


Glad I'm not the only one.

To be fair, the entire movie end to end is pretty stupid. So I wouldn't get hung up on any details like that. It's like complaining that some detail in 'Armageddon' might be wrong.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: jermadem: buntz: You know what bugs me about Independence Day?

Randy Quiad is treated like a kook because he claims he was abducted.
Then freakin' aliens ATTACK!

So then he says "I'm in, Mr. President! They abducted me and I'm looking for some payback"
And everyone in the crowd laughs and rolls their eyes at him.

They're being ATTACKED by aliens, but he's still a kook?!?!


Glad I'm not the only one.

To be fair, the entire movie end to end is pretty stupid. So I wouldn't get hung up on any details like that. It's like complaining that some detail in 'Armageddon' might be wrong.

What? Armageddon was the pinnacle of accuracy in film. Well, except for one thing...I know for a fact that animal crackers do not wander across Liv Tyler's abdomen on a regular basis.

Teufelaffe: I know for a fact that animal crackers do not wander across Liv Tyler's abdomen on a regular basis.

I'd just like to know how you know that.

IT'S THE TARDIS!!!

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Teufelaffe: I know for a fact that animal crackers do not wander across Liv Tyler's abdomen on a regular basis.

I'd just like to know how you know that.

Well, I had extensive video proof, but the police confiscated it. Something about "evidence" or some such nonsense.

Teufelaffe: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Teufelaffe: I know for a fact that animal crackers do not wander across Liv Tyler's abdomen on a regular basis.

I'd just like to know how you know that.

Well, I had extensive video proof, but the police confiscated it. Something about "evidence" or some such nonsense.

Crap. Stupid law enforcement. They ruin everything.

Slaxl: Not that I think this is real or anything, and not that I think aliens are even visiting us, but if one did fly round tomorrow in broad daylight and be filmed by someone with a camera capable of focussing and put on youtube it would still be dismissed as a fake.

When a fight breaks out at a party there are a dozen different videos of it. I think if an alien spaceship were spotted in broad daylight at a reasonable distance in a populated area, there would be multiple decent quality videos posted in short succession, so if there was only one, or one followed by others days later, of course it would rightfully be dismissed as fake.

DmGdDawg: True story: I few years back I was abducted for a few hours by some aliens. I don't remember much about it, but I do recall being pretty disappointed in the amenities of the spacecraft. Seriously, a six disc CD changer but no media jack for an iPod hook up??? And don't get me started about the cloth seating... I told them that even a moderately equipped Ford Fusion has leather upholstery. I guess they got tired of my biatching because they let me go.

I haven't spoken of that day until today.

The aliens that took me had no media jack either....only something called Eight Track Tape? WTF? And there was an advanced covering throughout the vehicle called SHAG. Thank God there were some portals towards the back of the craft that at least allowed me a peak outside. Then in my head I heard their communications.....Breaker 1 9...pedal to the metal....hey good buddy...smokey from finoky...some sort of god damn code best I could reckon. Next thing I I knew I woke up outside a Denny's

And that's the last time I did Bath Salts....

It's a streetlight.

/am I really the first?

If you can see the same UFO four nights in a row in the same place, it's anchored to the ground, therefore not a flying object.

sandbar67: It's a streetlight.

/am I really the first?

No, you're the 3,781st.

Mark Ratner:

so you still work at the movie theatre, Ratner?

Couldn't see any alien dudes, but it was impressive the way the light rotated around the object right near the end of the video. Certainly more detailed than most blurry nighttime ufo videos I've seen.

Too bad they didn't have a tripod. If I was able to film ufo activity outside my home I think the first thing I'd do is rush out and get a tripod in case they came back more than once.

I read a book awhile ago that postulated that these things may not be alien in nature. It recounted a story where a fellow got abducted for the usual unwanted nocturnal medical tests, and when he objected to getting probed he angrily referred to the little dudes as 'aliens' and the overheard them laughing to one another, saying 'He thinks we're aliens, lol'.

The book went on to wonder why they bother to light up their craft so ostentatiously. If they're here observing and covertly studying us earthlings, why do they light up their ships at night like hovering disco balls? Maybe they're not really aliens, but inter-dimensional beings, alternate earthlings, ancient fae or time-travellers from the future trolling humanity for the lulz.

FarkinSneakyBastage:

I couldn't find the screenshot that supposedly shows the aliens.

You need to learn to use Google then...

no clever name here just move along: Mark Ratner:

so you still work at the movie theatre, Ratner?

I own it now, so yes. Stacey and I are happily married, too. Thanks for asking.

buntz: You know what bugs me about Independence Day?

Randy Quiad is treated like a kook because he claims he was abducted.
Then freakin' aliens ATTACK!

So then he says "I'm in, Mr. President! They abducted me and I'm looking for some payback"
And everyone in the crowd laughs and rolls their eyes at him.

They're being ATTACKED by aliens, but he's still a kook?!?!

What bugged me about that movie was that it completely sucked.

gmoney101: FarkinSneakyBastage:

I couldn't find the screenshot that supposedly shows the aliens.

You need to learn to use Google then...

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If I ever get my flying saucer I want one like that one, with a convertable top.