Why even focus on this instead of just self-driving cars? Seems like wasted effort to me.

"Yes, I'm blind. What are you, farking deaf?"

"Yes, yes, I'm farking deaf."

Why would an increase likelihood of a positive reply to my question result in my inability to ask it in the first place?

You're not making sense, subby, you just ain't.

I'll just Twitter their plate number so everybody knows that Drive1, 2, 3 is inferior software for self driving cars


as compared to Sync

/I couldn't quite say that with a straight face.

Will be still be able to yell out "You must be a woman, because you certainly know how to drive like one!"

Yes? No?

I'd say Google's got quite the headstart on this initiative.

/want, because I'm lazy

serial_crusher: Why even focus on this instead of just self-driving cars? Seems like wasted effort to me.

They want to feel like they are doing something. Perhaps we could put the steering wheel on like on kiddie rides so they can saw back and forth to their heart's content.

The house of the future!

Blinds are like regulars, now!

"When was the last time you updated your driver, Y2K?!?"


/sick burn

You drive like your car is running Ice Cream Sandwich!

What the hell are we waiting for? Are you downloading a patch?

Hey genius, why don't you let Siri drive you to the Apple Store and get a new driver?

I'm wary about this. Even cagers with good vision have enough trouble noticing us.

Sa-weet!