Artesian weed? Is that weed that grows continuously?

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EABOD subby.

Kowtow to the Zionists?

whyRpeoplesostupid: Artesian weed? Is that weed that grows continuously?

Whatever it is, I want it. It sounds delightful.

whyRpeoplesostupid: Artesian weed? Is that weed that grows continuously?

It just springs out of the ground.

Porous Horace: Kowtow to the Zionists?

We never had a Jew fly a plane into a building here.

R.A.Danny: Porous Horace: Kowtow to the Zionists?

We never had a Jew fly a plane into a building here.

According to an old coworker, Mossad agents were seeing leaving the towers right before they came down. He was supposedly an engineer.

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whyRpeoplesostupid: Artesian weed? Is that weed that grows continuously?

It just springs out of the ground.


What sad times are these when passing ruffians can mix up 'artesian' and 'artisanal' at will. There is a pestilence upon this land.

I don't think you're going to get away with saying America is good at anything on Fark, subby.

Much less the best at 50 things....

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Movies, music, and microcode.

/and high-speed pizza delivery

The Muthaship: I don't think you're going to get away with saying America is good at anything on Fark, subby.

Much less the best at 50 things....

That's enough, Governor Romney.

Tat'dGreaser: R.A.Danny: Porous Horace: Kowtow to the Zionists?

We never had a Jew fly a plane into a building here.

According to an old coworker, Mossad agents were seeing leaving the towers right before they came down. He was supposedly an engineer.

Sounds serious, did they go to 31 flavors afterwards?

whyRpeoplesostupid: Artesian weed? Is that weed that grows continuously?

It think maybe "artisanal" weed is meant. Like "artisinal" bread, cheese, soap, furniture, pottery, etc., to distinguish it from the cheap, nasty, mass-produced stuff you get from industrial scale grow-ops in apartments, barns, former missile silos and other places convenient for large scale herbiculture.

Artesian weed would be something to see. Let's all stop and imagine a geyser of weed in the land where pies grow on trees and bushes produce hotdogs and buns and seven kinds of condiment*, known to the French as the pays de Cogagne and to hobos and tramps as the Great Rock Candy Mountain.

*Squeeze a tomato there and you get ketchup out of the hollow stem! Fish jump out of the rivers and ponds ready-cooked.

That website sucks more than subby's mom.

stevie1der: Tat'dGreaser: R.A.Danny: Porous Horace: Kowtow to the Zionists?

We never had a Jew fly a plane into a building here.

According to an old coworker, Mossad agents were seeing leaving the towers right before they came down. He was supposedly an engineer.

Sounds serious, did they go to 31 flavors afterwards?

They're all about the froyo

stevie1der: Sounds serious, did they go to 31 flavors afterwards?

Yes and someone painted "Save Mossad" on a water tower.

I'd like to thank the author for proclaiming, right up front, that Nashville is the coolest city in the South.

That saved me from having to read any further.

KumquatMay: I do not think that word means what you think it means.

At the very least, subby could have used the adjectival form of the word.

whyRpeoplesostupid: Artesian weed? Is that weed that grows continuously?

I've heard of artesian springs but never artesian weed. How does that work?

That list better include beer.

Tat'dGreaser: According to an old coworker, Mossad agents were seeing leaving the towers right before they came down. He was supposedly an engineer.

He could tell because they all had jackets on that read "MOSSAD" across the back.

Thorak: He could tell because they all had jackets on that read "MOSSAD" across the back.

Well yea you need to tell who your buddies are when you're setting up those Islams for the fall.

Thorak: He could tell because they all had jackets on that read "MOSSAD" across the back

Fake agents, the fact that it reads left to right is a dead give away.

Peppy style: France
Billionaires: China is catching up fast
Sneakers: Der Adidas?
Violent sports: riots anywhere in the world?
Porn: In England the girls pay to be in the movies
Hip Hop: ok a win
Pot: Um no.
What?
Meth: Win!
Bad Assed Preppies: Aren't they Canadians?
Designer what? Maybe a win?
Freedom: Freedom for delusions is a win
Getting Mad: See sports riots unless your talking about white people problem rage.
Music Collaborations: Without the Brits or Canadians or Aussies?
Dole? The Pineapple candidate?
Red White and Blue? Like how many other countries?
T-shirts? Ok that one is a win.

Hey we are Americans we were born to lead not to read.....or do math. Thank you president Schwarzenegger.

Obesity.

From the UK the link redirects to the gq.co.uk main page. I guess it would just damage our fragile egos to read about anything the US is good at.

Tat'dGreaser: R.A.Danny: Porous Horace: Kowtow to the Zionists?

We never had a Jew fly a plane into a building here.

According to an old coworker, Mossad agents were seeing leaving the towers right before they came down. He was supposedly an engineer.

For some reason, engineers can be nuts, and I say this as an engineer.

Why do so many engineers become terrorists?

R.A.Danny: Porous Horace: Kowtow to the Zionists?

We never had a Jew fly a plane into a building here.

No, those terrorists prefer to murder sailors instead.

Porn? Nope, the East European porn stars are much hotter.

farkeruk: Porn? Nope, the East European porn stars are much hotter.

And they come here if they get the slightest chance.

Make shiatty "comedic"movies. Every country would be #1 in that category if they had their own Adam Sandler

#51: making a slideshow even worse by hideing it behind a mess of pics.

farkeruk: Porn? Nope, the East European porn stars are much hotter.

THIS can be said for European porn in general.

Their product is also, by and large, far better directed.

/Yes, I'm serious.
//Yes, the difference is quite noticeable.

CreepyBasementGuy: That website sucks more than subby's mom.

Subby's mom...that he submitted something from GQ.....you do the math.

I can't think of anywhere else I'd rather live, but WLTGT would have to improve to suck. (And, yes, I've lived in Europe.)

//SubbyAnderson Cooper, is that you?

Rapmaster2000: For some reason, engineers can be nuts, and I say this as an engineer.

Why do so many engineers become terrorists?

My theory is they purposely try to recruit engineers because of their knowledge. If you have an engineer who can be exploited based on past experiences, then that's their golden goose. Most terrorists don't know what a support beam even is. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Army training next week to learn how to blow up bridges.

markfara: THIS can be said for European porn in general.

Their product is also, by and large, far better directed.

/Yes, I'm serious.
//Yes, the difference is quite noticeable.

I watch way too much porn, but I don't think I've ever sat down and watched an entire film.

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whyRpeoplesostupid: Artesian weed? Is that weed that grows continuously?

It just springs out of the ground.


What sad times are these when passing ruffians can mix up 'artesian' and 'artisanal' at will. There is a pestilence upon this land.

I dunno, I thought it was pretty deep.

American porn is boring.

Regarding the Porn entry. They interviewed porn star James Deen (who allegedly works 360 days a year). Here's a quote:

"Isn't this sort of career exhausting physically, spiritually? Doesn't he sometimes wish he'd picked another calling? No indeed. He loves his work. He'd do it even if he weren't getting paid: 'My life is pretty awesome.'"

Thanks Captain Obvious.

Tat'dGreaser: I watch way too much porn, but I don't think I've ever sat down and watched an entire film.

Once on fast forward and then I know all the good spots for future faperence.

traylor: American porn is boring.

THIS. It's all about reality hate farking; more actual pr0n than erotica. Hell, softcore pr0n is more erotic these days.

The Muthaship: I don't think you're going to get away with saying America is good at anything on Fark, subby.

Much less the best at 50 things....

Do you argue that the US is the best at kicking your ass for no particular reason? Because I gotta say, they're pretty damn good at that. I can't think of any country better than the US at kicking your ass for no reason whatsoever.

What American porn might look like [NSFW]

_{Only 18 days until I get to take more pics like this!}

Diogenes: Once on fast forward and then I know all the good spots for future faperence.

Exactly! I don't want to know WHY that guy is having sex with her, I just want to know when my favorite camera angle comes up.

Oppress black people?

Porous Horace: Oppress black people?

I think South Africa beats on that one.

DON.MAC: Porn: In England the girls pay to be in the movies

In England, they have to.

Some that weren't on the list:

Political campaigning - campaigns go on forever here compared to other countries

Unnecessarily large vehicles

Sports - yes, other countries go nuts about soccer, and some also care deeply about a second or third sport as well. The US supports four multi-billion dollar pro sports leagues, as well as two college sports that are also multi-billion dollar enterprises, a multi-billion dollar racing circuit (NASCAR), a number of smaller leagues (MLS, NLL, MLL, AFL), as well as minor and developmental leagues for the major sports. If that weren't enough, we also spend millions per year on golf, tennis, boxing, horse racing, bowling, billiards......No country in the world spends as much to watch and play sports as we do.