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03 Jul 2012 12:43 PM   |   7013 clicks   |   Pat's Papers
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BurnShrike     
A three-year-old California boy ended up in the hospital over the weekend after eating a plate of his grandma's cookies.

He was in hospital for a weekend?! Who the hell keeps someone in hospital because they had some pot?!

Can we blame ObamaCare for this?

03 Jul 2012 09:24 AM
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BurnShrike     
Also Subby, is it too much to ask that you link to the actual article instead of some shiatty blog that sums the article up into a couple sentences?

03 Jul 2012 09:26 AM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
BurnShrike: Also Subby, is it too much to ask that you link to the actual article instead of some shiatty blog that sums the article up into a couple sentences?

Relax, perhaps a cookie will help.

03 Jul 2012 10:32 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

03 Jul 2012 12:47 PM
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MyNameIsMofuga     
Pot cookies can make your toddler take a 20 hour nap? Can I get the recipe please?

03 Jul 2012 12:48 PM
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purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde     
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03 Jul 2012 12:49 PM
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bsoder     
They got worried only after he had been asleep for 20 HOURS?

03 Jul 2012 12:50 PM
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Charlie Chingas     
This is why they should never legalize marijuana. It is a dangerous drug. They should all be prosecuted for child endangerment. The federal government should just start prosecuting state Governor's whose state's have legalized that dangerous drug. Praise Jesus.

/am I doing it right?

03 Jul 2012 12:51 PM
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Coelacanth    [TotalFark]  
I'm babysitting my nieces next week. Anybody got the recipe?

03 Jul 2012 12:51 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

03 Jul 2012 12:52 PM
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Fuggin Bizzy     
MyNameIsMofuga: Pot cookies can make your toddler take a 20 hour nap? Can I get the recipe please?

This. Sounds like the suspended animation chamber I've been dreaming about for my three kids.

03 Jul 2012 12:52 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
Charlie Chingas: This is why they should never legalize marijuana. It is a dangerous drug. They should all be prosecuted for child endangerment. The federal government should just start prosecuting state Governor's whose state's have legalized that dangerous drug. Praise Jesus.

/am I doing it right?


where as the chamomile tea drinking children wouldn't fall asleep?

03 Jul 2012 12:53 PM
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Julieahni     
Is our children napping?

03 Jul 2012 12:55 PM
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vernterv    [TotalFark]  
bsoder: They got worried only after he had been asleep for 20 HOURS?

This is where my mind went. The kid took a NAP for 20 hours.

03 Jul 2012 12:55 PM
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inelegy     
My grandma never had pot cookies lying around the house. Just fig Newtons. Lots of fig Newtons . . .

YOU SUCK GRANDMA!

/kids these days

03 Jul 2012 01:03 PM
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nunpunter     
Welcome to Obama's America?

03 Jul 2012 01:07 PM
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Toy_Cop     
trippinballs.jpg

03 Jul 2012 01:08 PM
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uselesslogin     
guys,

what is wrong with these people.

You never wake a sleeping baby!

03 Jul 2012 01:11 PM
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Charlie Chingas     
Jon iz teh kewl: Charlie Chingas: This is why they should never legalize marijuana. It is a dangerous drug. They should all be prosecuted for child endangerment. The federal government should just start prosecuting state Governor's whose state's have legalized that dangerous drug. Praise Jesus.

/am I doing it right?

where as the chamomile tea drinking children wouldn't fall asleep?


Chamomile tea is legal and does not turn people into crackheads. I'm surprise grandma didn't shoot that kid...

03 Jul 2012 01:13 PM
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sweet-daddy-2     
Was granny's name Alice?
may be obscure for youngsters without lawns

03 Jul 2012 01:19 PM
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obamadidcoke     
Of course this will be used to demonstrate the dangers of pot and the disregard that pot users have for children. But what they will not say is that about 194 children are seen in emergency rooms everyday for unintentional overdose on medications that are produced by major drug companies commonly prescribed by physicians.(Link)

It amazes me that the tiny, unique, one in a million story will so influence our perception of the risk pot poses to children, while we ignore the mountains of data that clearly show the risk to children of many manufactured drugs.

It's almost as though its some kind of conspiracy...

03 Jul 2012 01:21 PM
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probesport     
sweet-daddy-2: Was granny's name Alice?
may be obscure for youngsters without lawns


Kid........ Have you rehabilitated yourself?

03 Jul 2012 01:33 PM
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GloomCookie613     
sweet-daddy-2: Was granny's name Alice?
may be obscure for youngsters without lawns


Don't know. Why don't you go ask her?

/no lawn
//grew up reading mom's old paperbacks
///I have slashies though

03 Jul 2012 01:48 PM
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Ranger677     
Relax, from the actual article, it was only 16 1/2 hours (5 PM to 9:30 AM or so the next day.

03 Jul 2012 02:04 PM
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TrainingWheelsNeeded     
that is scary as hell but if that didn't OD the toddler then pot may be relatively safe in correct dosages.

03 Jul 2012 02:22 PM
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Kevin72     
My daddy beats my mommy
My mommy clobbers me
My grandpa is a commie
My grandma pushes tea
My sister wears a mustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious no wonder I'm a mess

/pushes tea is 1950s for pushes pot ie teapot
/NOT obscure

03 Jul 2012 02:43 PM
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Celerian    [TotalFark]  
TrainingWheelsNeeded: that is scary as hell but if that didn't OD the toddler then pot may be relatively safe in correct dosages.

No one has ever OD'ed on Marijuana.

I can, with 100% faith, assure you that the marijuana was not what caused the toddler to sleep for 20 hours.

I can also, with 100% faith, assure you that marijuana was not the cause of the Florida zombies.

I have my bets on marijuana being laced with something much more psychotropic, like PCP.

03 Jul 2012 02:49 PM
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LordOfThePings     
Jon iz teh kewl: Barney

"Then let's make some bread" ????

Dammit, I need answers!

03 Jul 2012 03:11 PM
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Charlie Chingas     
Celerian: TrainingWheelsNeeded: that is scary as hell but if that didn't OD the toddler then pot may be relatively safe in correct dosages.

No one has ever OD'ed on Marijuana.

I can, with 100% faith, assure you that the marijuana was not what caused the toddler to sleep for 20 hours.

I can also, with 100% faith, assure you that marijuana was not the cause of the Florida zombies.

I have my bets on marijuana being laced with something much more psychotropic, like PCP.


Which makes Marijuana a gateway drug and should continue to be illegal. And yes, plenty of people have OD'ed on Marijuana: Amy Winehouse, Marylin Monroe, Chris Farley, John Belushi. All Marijuana overdoses.

03 Jul 2012 03:17 PM
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Girl_Friday_19     
Charlie Chingas: Celerian: TrainingWheelsNeeded: that is scary as hell but if that didn't OD the toddler then pot may be relatively safe in correct dosages.

No one has ever OD'ed on Marijuana.

I can, with 100% faith, assure you that the marijuana was not what caused the toddler to sleep for 20 hours.

I can also, with 100% faith, assure you that marijuana was not the cause of the Florida zombies.

I have my bets on marijuana being laced with something much more psychotropic, like PCP.

Which makes Marijuana a gateway drug and should continue to be illegal. And yes, plenty of people have OD'ed on Marijuana: Amy Winehouse, Marylin Monroe, Chris Farley, John Belushi. All Marijuana overdoses.


According to the coroner those were all just heart failure. (Except Marylin Monroe. She was murdered.) Cause celebrities never do drugs. and it's not a gateway drug. i know tons of stoners that have smoked pot for years and never touched something harder.

03 Jul 2012 05:21 PM
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Maechyll     
Girl_Friday_19: smoked pot for years and never touched something harder

Exhibit A.

*raises hand*

03 Jul 2012 05:35 PM
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Zoomaster     
probesport: sweet-daddy-2: Was granny's name Alice?
may be obscure for youngsters without lawns

Kid........ Have you rehabilitated yourself?


==============

Kid........ we don't like your kind

03 Jul 2012 05:47 PM
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BobCumbers     
My dog ate a pot cookie and slept for 24 hours.

03 Jul 2012 05:51 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
Girl_Friday_19: Charlie Chingas: Celerian: TrainingWheelsNeeded: that is scary as hell but if that didn't OD the toddler then pot may be relatively safe in correct dosages.

No one has ever OD'ed on Marijuana.

I can, with 100% faith, assure you that the marijuana was not what caused the toddler to sleep for 20 hours.

I can also, with 100% faith, assure you that marijuana was not the cause of the Florida zombies.

I have my bets on marijuana being laced with something much more psychotropic, like PCP.

Which makes Marijuana a gateway drug and should continue to be illegal. And yes, plenty of people have OD'ed on Marijuana: Amy Winehouse, Marylin Monroe, Chris Farley, John Belushi. All Marijuana overdoses.

According to the coroner those were all just heart failure. (Except Marylin Monroe. She was murdered.) Cause celebrities never do drugs. and it's not a gateway drug. i know tons of stoners that have smoked pot for years and never touched something harder.


the whole which drug is harder thing is bullshiat. cause it steers people away from meth. and theres NOTHING WRONG WITH METH GODDAMMIT

03 Jul 2012 06:23 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
now i want meth cookies.

03 Jul 2012 07:15 PM
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suid     
MyNameIsMofuga: Pot cookies can make your toddler take a 20 hour nap?

The downside is that he wakes up with a SERIOUS case of the munchies..

CSB: our younger kid was sort of like that, except minus the pot cookies. Even at a few months old, he would sleep for 8 or 9 hours at a stretch, and then wake up and scream the house down unless we plugged his mouth with a giant bottle of formula (breastfeeding being way too slow for someone's liking)..

04 Jul 2012 12:24 AM
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6_string_psycho     
There aren't gateway drugs...just gateway drug dealers...

04 Jul 2012 01:34 AM
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UseLessHuman     
OMG MASSIVE OVERDOSE IN A SMALL CHILD OF THIS VERY DANGEROUS ILLEGAL DRUG RESULTS IN: a long nap.

It hardly seems possible to take an anti-pot message away from this.
Don't leave your stuff out when kids are around. This applies to tools, knives, chemicals, appliances, and millions of other things you shouldn't let kids have access to but you don't go to jail for having or using. There is a middle ground here people, it's right there. Do you see it?

04 Jul 2012 03:16 AM
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awoulf     
vernterv: bsoder: They got worried only after he had been asleep for 20 HOURS?

This is where my mind went. The kid took a NAP for 20 hours.


maybe they were just enjoying the quiet time or perhaps they had some cookies themselves

04 Jul 2012 10:47 AM
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