I read the anti-stall might have caught and caused the sudden acceleration. She has serious head injuries, hope she pulls thru.

Stitch Jones: I read the anti-stall might have caught and caused the sudden acceleration. She has serious head injuries, hope she pulls thru.

No doubt.

Those sandwiches in pit lane ain't gonna make themselves.

Who has a kitchen big enough to do F1 testing in?

/Obligitory

I'd hit it... like a support truck.

oh hell yes. not classically beautiful but very....."best friend's mom" / "hot high school teacher" vibe.

Stitch Jones: I read the anti-stall might have caught and caused the sudden acceleration. She has serious head injuries, hope she pulls thru.

Funny, I've never seen Timo Glock or Charles Pic have any sort of sudden acceleration.

BBC page updated to say she has regained consciousness so that's good.

SultanofSchwing: Those sandwiches in pit lane ain't gonna make themselves.

DoBeDoBeDo: Who has a kitchen big enough to do F1 testing in?

Time to update the joke stockpile, guys. Seriously.

Di Atribe: SultanofSchwing: Those sandwiches in pit lane ain't gonna make themselves.

DoBeDoBeDo: Who has a kitchen big enough to do F1 testing in?

Time to update the joke stockpile, guys. Seriously.

Time to update the sandwich stockpile, can't be doing that on the internet. Chop chop.

Di Atribe: SultanofSchwing: Those sandwiches in pit lane ain't gonna make themselves.

DoBeDoBeDo: Who has a kitchen big enough to do F1 testing in?

Time to update the joke stockpile, guys. Seriously.

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Q:Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

A:because she was a woman

DoBeDoBeDo: Di Atribe: SultanofSchwing: Those sandwiches in pit lane ain't gonna make themselves.

DoBeDoBeDo: Who has a kitchen big enough to do F1 testing in?

Time to update the joke stockpile, guys. Seriously.

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Yeah, welcome to Fark where we just say the same old things over & over under the guise of "being funny." Nothing is funny about those jokes. They're not clever or unexpected.


E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Q:Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

A:because she was a woman

Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove hurrr hurrrrr geddit because women are our personal domestic slaves isn't that hysterical hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nobody thought about that before, I bet.

Must be that time of the month.

UNC_Samurai: Stitch Jones: I read the anti-stall might have caught and caused the sudden acceleration. She has serious head injuries, hope she pulls thru.

Funny, I've never seen Timo Glock or Charles Pic have any sort of sudden acceleration.

FTFY


/Marussia is bad.
//Speedy recovery and all that

Why does the bride wear white on her wedding day?

To match the other appliances.

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Di Atribe:

DoBeDoBeDo: Di Atribe:


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I'm not "hurt" by your stupid "jokes." I just think they're unfunny & you should probably find some new material. Is it really that hard to find new material? To move on from an old & busted cliche? If you honestly can't find anything funnier than "make me a sammich," I can only assume you have an IQ of a lobotomized earthworm. At least their shiat is useful.

Who's being funny? I'm hungry, honey, a sandwich would be good about now. I'm sure you still know how to find the kitchen, right sweet cheeks?

Oh, and toots, a cold beer while you're at it?

You're gonna be a very hungry & thirsty man

Di Atribe: rabble rabble

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SultanofSchwing: Di Atribe: rabble rabble

Dear __Disproportionately Upset Female__,

We're sorry that the recent __completely harmless stereotypical joking__ on __Fark.com__ have encouraged you to __lash out irrationally__ over what you perceived to be __misogynistic hate speech__. Misunderstandings like this happen frequently on the internet when opinions between __normal fun-loving people__ collide with opinions of __humorless land manatees__ and create conflict. In future we suggest avoiding situations that could lead to __unmitigated butthurt__. That way everyone can be happy.

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I'm not upset. I just think old & tired cliches aren't funny. Why do you find that so threatening? I never called anyone a misogynist or labeled their "jokes" as hate speech. In your over-reacting, did you even bother to read what I wrote? Of course not. You just saw, "rabble rabble" because heaven forbid someone point out how stupid & unfunny someone's lame, old, tired jokes are.

Cute though, calling me fat. I couldn't possibly just have an opinion of my own, right? My sense of humor is perfectly in tact, which is exactly why I can identify it when people just aren't funny. My physical appearance really isn't relevant in the least. Also, real brave calling me names while your profile is empty.

Well isn't that special.

Di Atribe: DoBeDoBeDo: Di Atribe:


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I'm not "hurt" by your stupid "jokes." I just think they're unfunny & you should probably find some new material. Is it really that hard to find new material? To move on from an old & busted cliche? If you honestly can't find anything funnier than "make me a sammich," I can only assume you have an IQ of a lobotomized earthworm. At least their shiat is useful.

Why so angry? I disagree about the "old & busted cliche" bit. That Helen Keller joke is as relevant today as it was the day the Nazis kicked in her door.

umad: Why so angry? I disagree about the "old & busted cliche" bit. That Helen Keller joke is as relevant today as it was the day the Nazis kicked in her door.

What about anything I said makes you think I'm angry? Pointing out that old & busted jokes aren't funny any more is all it is.

umad: That Helen Keller joke is as relevant today as it was the day the Nazis kicked in her door.

Also, this just registered with me. THAT is funny. Well-played.

Visibly upset.

We're lucky to get a damn mid-week thread about F1, and you schmucks stink it all up!

/can't wait to see McLaren dominate on their home track

UNC_Samurai: We're lucky to get a damn mid-week thread about F1, and you schmucks stink it all up!

/can't wait to see McLaren dominate on their home track

Hey we were just having fun, then someone hooked up the shiat sprinklers.

Let's see: somebody who has (or had) driven a Formula One car in their careers driving a racing vehicle into a track support vehicle at high speed. Hmm... where have I heard this before? Oh yeah!

bluorangefyre: Let's see: somebody who has (or had) driven a Formula One car in their careers driving a racing vehicle into a track support vehicle at high speed. Hmm... where have I heard this before? Oh yeah!
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Was Montoya putting mascara on when he was behind the wheel too?

SultanofSchwing: Visibly upset.

I'm not. You just want me to be so you can invalidate my comments. It's really so sad for you that you can't take the tiniest sliver of criticism. But really, we should stop now that the racing fans are actually here. Let them talk about racing.

Di Atribe: SultanofSchwing: Visibly upset.

I'm not. You just want me to be so you can invalidate my comments. It's really so sad for you that you can't take the tiniest sliver of criticism. But really, we should stop now that the racing fans are actually here. Let them talk about racing.

For someone not upset, you sure are commenting a lot.

In case you haven't figured it out, the entire point is that the jokes are old and cliche. The only sad part here is that you actually think anyone gives a shiat.

SultanofSchwing: For someone not upset, you sure are commenting a lot.

In case you haven't figured it out, the entire point is that the jokes are old and cliche. The only sad part here is that you actually think anyone gives a shiat.

You think that just because I make a lot of words that I'm angry? That's a pretty big leap there, lawyer-boy.

Nice back-pedal by the way. If you don't give a shiat, then why do you keep responding? You must be really pissed.

Di Atribe: SultanofSchwing: For someone not upset, you sure are commenting a lot.

In case you haven't figured it out, the entire point is that the jokes are old and cliche. The only sad part here is that you actually think anyone gives a shiat.

You think that just because I make a lot of words that I'm angry? That's a pretty big leap there, lawyer-boy.

Nice back-pedal by the way. If you don't give a shiat, then why do you keep responding? You must be really pissed.

Hurr durr.

Not sure where you get "lawyer-boy" from.

UNC_Samurai: We're lucky to get a damn mid-week thread about F1, and you schmucks stink it all up!

/can't wait to see McLaren dominate on their home track

How about turning the thread political and mention that the hospital treating her is a "socialized medicine" NHS hospital? How would the Fox News nutjobs who claim anyone who can afford it avoids the NHS explain that?

Di Atribe: SultanofSchwing: Di Atribe: rabble rabble

Dear __Disproportionately Upset Female__,

We're sorry that the recent __completely harmless stereotypical joking__ on __Fark.com__ have encouraged you to __lash out irrationally__ over what you perceived to be __misogynistic hate speech__. Misunderstandings like this happen frequently on the internet when opinions between __normal fun-loving people__ collide with opinions of __humorless land manatees__ and create conflict. In future we suggest avoiding situations that could lead to __unmitigated butthurt__. That way everyone can be happy.

Sincerely,
__Everyone__

I'm not upset. I just think old & tired cliches aren't funny. Why do you find that so threatening? I never called anyone a misogynist or labeled their "jokes" as hate speech. In your over-reacting, did you even bother to read what I wrote? Of course not. You just saw, "rabble rabble" because heaven forbid someone point out how stupid & unfunny someone's lame, old, tired jokes are.

Cute though, calling me fat. I couldn't possibly just have an opinion of my own, right? My sense of humor is perfectly in tact, which is exactly why I can identify it when people just aren't funny. My physical appearance really isn't relevant in the least. Also, real brave calling me names while your profile is empty.

Di Atribe: umad: That Helen Keller joke is as relevant today as it was the day the Nazis kicked in her door.

Also, this just registered with me. THAT is funny. Well-played.

Thanks. I couldn't have done it without the perfect setup, so you get half the credit.

DoBeDoBeDo: Who's being funny? I'm hungry, honey, a sandwich would be good about now. I'm sure you still know how to find the kitchen, right sweet cheeks?

Right after you go club some big dumb animal and drag him back while grunting and pounding your chest.....

lazyguineapig33:

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Pretty sure I've said about 5 times that I'm not mad.

BTW a woman has been on a class winning Le Mans team, won events on the World Rally Championship tour, won the Pikes Peak International Hill Climb and some other stuff. And it was all the same woman, Michele Mouton. Who quit rallying when the FIA did away with Group B rally cars. Just because the new cars would still be the best rally cars in the world, they'd be smaller and slower, and she just didn't see a point in driving inferior cars. And if not for the reliability issues of the Audi Quatro in 1982, she'd have won the world rally championship.

Di Atribe: You're gonna be a very hungry & thirsty man

No, on the whole, women still choose to be somewhat subservient to men. Especially rich men that treat them like tarts, but spend lots of money on them.

Welcome to earth.

Di Atribe: DoBeDoBeDo: Di Atribe: SultanofSchwing: Those sandwiches in pit lane ain't gonna make themselves.

DoBeDoBeDo: Who has a kitchen big enough to do F1 testing in?

Time to update the joke stockpile, guys. Seriously.

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Yeah, welcome to Fark where we just say the same old things over & over under the guise of "being funny." Nothing is funny about those jokes. They're not clever or unexpected.


E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: Q:Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

A:because she was a woman

Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove hurrr hurrrrr geddit because women are our personal domestic slaves isn't that hysterical hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nobody thought about that before, I bet.

Aw shut up. Let the little inch-dicks feel like "real men" for a few pitiful seconds of their sad, unlaid lives.

s2s2s2: Di Atribe: You're gonna be a very hungry & thirsty man

No, on the whole, women still choose to be somewhat subservient to men. Especially rich men that treat them like tarts, but spend lots of money on them.

Well, maybe - but that's not how they treat losers like you.
U mad?

SultanofSchwing: Di Atribe: rabble rabble

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Sincerely,
__Everyone__

Saving that one.

Well, she was in Duxford, so there's your problem.

Wait, Juan Puablo Montoya may be effeminate, but he is hardly a woman.

Im assuming only Juan Puablo Montoya could wreck a race care while parking it