He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

Peepeye: He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

You can't saddle him with blame for using that word. He said he doesn't say responsibility for stupidityness.

BurnShrike: Peepeye: He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

You can't saddle him with blame for using that word. He said he doesn't say responsibility for stupidityness.

That's all it takes? Just to say it? Ok. I don't take responsibility for my electricity bill this month. YAY! Now I can afford more shoes!

Whose.

"I pray to God all the time that there's no fires. I'm praying for rain, so of course I'm concerned." Olguin said.

Ya know, there's a more active way to reduce the chance of fires, NOT LET YOUR WIFE SELL FIREWORKS!

Peepeye: That's all it takes? Just to say it? Ok. I don't take responsibility for my electricity bill this month. YAY! Now I can afford more shoes!

No, you have to pray too.

Peepeye: BurnShrike: Peepeye: He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

You can't saddle him with blame for using that word. He said he doesn't say responsibility for stupidityness.

That's all it takes? Just to say it? Ok. I don't take responsibility for my electricity bill this month. YAY! Now I can afford more shoes!

Shoes? Get some sandals. It's too hot for shoes.

mayor who's wife


Cindy Lou Who's mother has brought shame on her family!

Conflicts of interest, how do they work?

GoodyearPimp: Whose.

Will Subby take responsibility for stupidityness?

BurnShrike: Peepeye: He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

You can't saddle him with blame for using that word. He said he doesn't say responsibility for stupidityness.

Curses...I want to mock him, but he's too clever.

scottydoesntknow: "I pray to God all the time that there's no fires. I'm praying for rain, so of course I'm concerned." Olguin said.

Ya know, there's a more active way to reduce the chance of fires, NOT LET YOUR WIFE SELL FIREWORKS!

Peepeye: That's all it takes? Just to say it? Ok. I don't take responsibility for my electricity bill this month. YAY! Now I can afford more shoes!

No, you have to pray too.

D*mn it. I'm out.

HA! Peralta! We're way more smarterer here in Edgewood!

What the mayor of Peralta might look like:

Have you seen his wife? She's a real firecracker.

To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworks are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smoke
//but at least you can annoy the neighbors amiright?

bikerbob59: Peepeye: BurnShrike: Peepeye: He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

You can't saddle him with blame for using that word. He said he doesn't say responsibility for stupidityness.

That's all it takes? Just to say it? Ok. I don't take responsibility for my electricity bill this month. YAY! Now I can afford more shoes!

Shoes? Get some sandals. It's too hot for shoes.

Sandals don't count as shoes?

Joe Dirt: You're saying you have no black cats, Roman candles or screaming meemies? Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs... church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity-doodas, crap flappers?

Kicking Wing: No, I don't.

Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand... and say you have no whistling bungholes... spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs, Hüsker don'ts, Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick... or one single whistling kitty-chaser?

Stupidityessness. It's everywhereplace.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworks are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smoke
//but at least you can annoy the neighbors amiright?

Parties. You sound fun at them.

Apos: mayor who's wife


Cindy Lou Who's mother has brought shame on her family!


I must also add that with great power stupidityness comes great responsibility.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworks are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smoke
//but at least you can annoy the neighbors amiright?

Well, around here fireworks are only legal in rural counties, and there isn't much else to do besides get drunk and set off dangerous explosives near your house on a dry summer evening.

Fireworks don't start fires. People start fires. Unless the Obama admistration ordered her to sell the fireworks. Then its his fault.

Fuggin Bizzy: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworks are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smoke
//but at least you can annoy the neighbors amiright?

Parties. You sound fun at them.

If shooting off fireworks at a party are your idea of fun, then yes I doubt I'd enjoy being there.

/can't imagine Don Draper giggling like a schoolgirl that "the durn mortar sure shot good y'all"

Midnight Sunday, most of the county without power, grass dry as tinder, some arseholes were letting off fireworks. If they do it again, I should suggest they take their stupidityness to Hizzhonor's backyard.

my brown dry lawn, get off it

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworksfood are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smokestraight into your pie-hole
//but at least you can annoy the neighborsfeel full for a while, amiright?

You know what would cure this shiat real quick? Make these farkers who start fires by being stupid take some kind of responsibility for their actions. Not jail, service of some kind. They have to plant 10 trees for every acre their fire burned. And not next December either, as soon as the embers have died down. Or they have to go cook lunch for the local fire crew for a month, and make sure the firemen know why they're there. Of they're free labor for the construction companies that are tasked with cleaning up and rebuilding the houses that get torched.

I grew up in Kansas farming community, where every year there was probably a 30-40% chance wheat was still in the fields when the 4th came around. Trust me, we knew better than to shoot off anything close to a field that had either wheat or stubble in it, and we were dumbass 12 year olds. It's not that damn hard to avoid torching a measurable percentage of a state.

Seems like authorities have gotten pretty good at identifying the people responsible for these big fires in most cases. Make these people see the results of their stupidity.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworks are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smoke
//but at least you can annoy the neighbors amiright?

The one thing nazi-HOA's could be good for - banning fireworks - they never do.

I'm no expert but I have used a fair number of consumer grade fireworks and never had a mishap. I didn't even follow the safety guidelines all that strictly. Basically unless you are really being a dumbass you will probably be just fine. As for fire hazards, if you are going to ban fireworks due to a wildfire risk you had better ban cigarettes too because they start a huge number of wildfires every year.

Stupidityness... It's a real word... In the mayor's head.

What an idiot.

jayhawk88: You know what would cure this shiat real quick? Make these farkers who start fires by being stupid take some kind of responsibility for their actions. Not jail, service of some kind. They have to plant 10 trees for every acre their fire burned. And not next December either, as soon as the embers have died down. Or they have to go cook lunch for the local fire crew for a month, and make sure the firemen know why they're there. Of they're free labor for the construction companies that are tasked with cleaning up and rebuilding the houses that get torched.

I grew up in Kansas farming community, where every year there was probably a 30-40% chance wheat was still in the fields when the 4th came around. Trust me, we knew better than to shoot off anything close to a field that had either wheat or stubble in it, and we were dumbass 12 year olds. It's not that damn hard to avoid torching a measurable percentage of a state.

Seems like authorities have gotten pretty good at identifying the people responsible for these big fires in most cases. Make these people see the results of their stupidity stupidityness.

Sorry, pet peave.

Your post is spot on, though...

weapon13: Stupidityness... It's a real word... In the mayor's head.

What an idiot.

In before cromulent

These are not odd things in New Mexico. My favorite lately has been the Mora Sheriff Department's newsworthy events. Sheriff gets in fight with deputy that is audio recorded. Sheriff fires deputy and person who does audio recoding. Down to a sheriff, deputy and a dispatcher. Dispatcher quits a month later. This week the deputy gets busted for larceny for stealing panties from a home. PANTIES!! Then there is the Sunland Park elected mayor in jail but can't be mayor because he can't take oath from jail and judge wont visit to administer oath. He was in jail for sending a lap dancer to his opponent, filming it secretly, trying to extort opponent. He was still elected mayor after these events. Small town New Mexico politics are great!

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Fuggin Bizzy: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworks are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smoke
//but at least you can annoy the neighbors amiright?

Parties. You sound fun at them.

If shooting off fireworks at a party are your idea of fun, then yes I doubt I'd enjoy being there.

/can't imagine Don Draper giggling like a schoolgirl that "the durn mortar sure shot good y'all"

i don't necessarily disagree about blowing money on fireworks, but when did don draper, a fictional character, become the basis on which one judges one's existence?

rudemix: These are not odd things in New Mexico. My favorite lately has been the Mora Sheriff Department's newsworthy events. Sheriff gets in fight with deputy that is audio recorded. Sheriff fires deputy and person who does audio recoding. Down to a sheriff, deputy and a dispatcher. Dispatcher quits a month later. This week the deputy gets busted for larceny for stealing panties from a home. PANTIES!! Then there is the Sunland Park elected mayor in jail but can't be mayor because he can't take oath from jail and judge wont visit to administer oath. He was in jail for sending a lap dancer to his opponent, filming it secretly, trying to extort opponent. He was still elected mayor after these events. Small town New Mexico politics are great!

My favorite is the gun-running sheriff down there in Columbus, NM.

Egoy3k: I'm no expert but I have used a fair number of consumer grade fireworks and never had a mishap. I didn't even follow the safety guidelines all that strictly. Basically unless you are really being a dumbass you will probably be just fine. As for fire hazards, if you are going to ban fireworks due to a wildfire risk you had better ban cigarettes too because they start a huge number of wildfires every year.

Yes, but judging from your post, you're a reasonably intelligent person with common sense. This thread is about stupidityness.

johnny queso: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Fuggin Bizzy: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworks are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smoke
//but at least you can annoy the neighbors amiright?

Parties. You sound fun at them.

If shooting off fireworks at a party are your idea of fun, then yes I doubt I'd enjoy being there.

/can't imagine Don Draper giggling like a schoolgirl that "the durn mortar sure shot good y'all"

i don't necessarily disagree about blowing money on fireworks, but when did don draper, a fictional character, become the basis on which one judges one's existence?

I might have gone the wrong direction with my rebuttal, but that character is as far of a departure from a slack-jawed yokel I could think of. I'd rather hang out at a party hosted by him than someone like Cleetus from the Simpsons.

BurnShrike: Peepeye: He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

You can't saddle him with blame for using that word. He said he doesn't say responsibility for stupidityness.

I think you might have caught say of.

divgradcurl

Joe Dirt: You're saying you have no black cats, Roman candles or screaming meemies? Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs... church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity-doodas, crap flappers?

Kicking Wing: No, I don't.

Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand... and say you have no whistling bungholes... spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs, Hüsker don'ts, Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick... or one single whistling kitty-chaser?


That is a very underrated movie.


"It ain't about you. It's about the consumer."

offmymeds: rudemix: These are not odd things in New Mexico. My favorite lately has been the Mora Sheriff Department's newsworthy events. Sheriff gets in fight with deputy that is audio recorded. Sheriff fires deputy and person who does audio recoding. Down to a sheriff, deputy and a dispatcher. Dispatcher quits a month later. This week the deputy gets busted for larceny for stealing panties from a home. PANTIES!! Then there is the Sunland Park elected mayor in jail but can't be mayor because he can't take oath from jail and judge wont visit to administer oath. He was in jail for sending a lap dancer to his opponent, filming it secretly, trying to extort opponent. He was still elected mayor after these events. Small town New Mexico politics are great!

My favorite is the gun-running sheriff down there in Columbus, NM.

Forgot that in the delicious schadenfreude of the panty larceny.

trappedspirit: BurnShrike: Peepeye: He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

You can't saddle him with blame for using that word. He said he doesn't say take responsibility for stupidityness.

I think you might have caught say of.

Yeah yeah. I noticed that after I posted. I fixed it now.

Headline seems to be missing the (D).

There's some truthiness in his stupidityness observation, but when you combine July 4th drunkeness, fireworks & drought conditions, stupidityness will always win out.

It may not be in my business to protect others from their own stupidityesness, but it is when their stupididity can torch a few thousdand acres, homes, etc.

/just stupid dumb

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: johnny queso: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Fuggin Bizzy: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworks are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smoke
//but at least you can annoy the neighbors amiright?

Parties. You sound fun at them.

If shooting off fireworks at a party are your idea of fun, then yes I doubt I'd enjoy being there.

/can't imagine Don Draper giggling like a schoolgirl that "the durn mortar sure shot good y'all"

i don't necessarily disagree about blowing money on fireworks, but when did don draper, a fictional character, become the basis on which one judges one's existence?

I might have gone the wrong direction with my rebuttal, but that character is as far of a departure from a slack-jawed yokel I could think of. I'd rather hang out at a party hosted by him than someone like Cleetus from the Simpsons.

gotcha. early morning overthinking.on my part.

Pretty much every place around me that was doing fireworks has canceled it. ont know if its from the weather conditions or all the power outages. I think the closest place to me is downtown DC. And the hell if I am ever going back down there since they started to fence in the mall last year for "safety". Fark that noise.

WHOSE STUPDITYNESS NOW!

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: To be fair, people that waste their money on fireworks are pretty stupid.

/literally watch your money go up in smoke
//but at least you can annoy the neighbors amiright?

That's pretty much military spending in miniature, isn't it?

Peepeye: bikerbob59: Peepeye: BurnShrike: Peepeye: He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

You can't saddle him with blame for using that word. He said he doesn't say responsibility for stupidityness.

That's all it takes? Just to say it? Ok. I don't take responsibility for my electricity bill this month. YAY! Now I can afford more shoes!

Shoes? Get some sandals. It's too hot for shoes.

Sandals don't count as shoes?

No, no they don't. If sandals counted as shoes, they would be called shoes and not sandals. Same with boots; boots are boots and not shoes.

/Boots aren't sandals, either.

is this the mayor?

bikerbob59: Peepeye: bikerbob59: Peepeye: BurnShrike: Peepeye: He really said that. Wow. On a different note, "stupidityness" is my new favorite word.

You can't saddle him with blame for using that word. He said he doesn't say responsibility for stupidityness.

That's all it takes? Just to say it? Ok. I don't take responsibility for my electricity bill this month. YAY! Now I can afford more shoes!

Shoes? Get some sandals. It's too hot for shoes.

Sandals don't count as shoes?

No, no they don't. If sandals counted as shoes, they would be called shoes and not sandals. Same with boots; boots are boots and not shoes.

/Boots aren't sandals, either.

But they make open-toed boots now. They are sandalish.

/I like to be contrary
//I'll stop thread jacking now.