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   "Adults only" ice cream truck features Dove bars and massage, and a last chance for hope to survive in Detroit

03 Jul 2012 11:14 AM   |   6797 clicks   |   CBS Detroit
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Jon iz teh kewl     
images.tribe.net

dude that's the ice cream song!

03 Jul 2012 11:16 AM
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Dialectic     
I buy that fo' a dolla'!

03 Jul 2012 11:17 AM
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad     
Does the ice cream truck play "It's so cold in the D" instead of Pop-Goes-The-Weasel?

03 Jul 2012 11:17 AM
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strangeguitar     
i125.photobucket.com

03 Jul 2012 11:19 AM
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CJHardin     
emrl.com

03 Jul 2012 11:21 AM
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PainInTheASP    [TotalFark]  
Wake me when you hear these guys driving through the neighborhood:

i218.photobucket.com

/Or just grab me a couple of Big Sticks when they do....

03 Jul 2012 11:21 AM
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genepool lifeboat    [TotalFark]  
Even "Friendly's" offers Happy Endings.... yeesh.

03 Jul 2012 11:22 AM
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snowybunting    [TotalFark]  
Aww man...I was hoping it was a Klondike shaped like a taco, or bomb pop shaped like a cawk for Mrs. Bunting.

/leaving really REALLY disappointed

03 Jul 2012 11:22 AM
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StreetlightInTheGhetto     
Then it moves to Ann Arbor: Beginning at 5 p.m. Friday, the truck will be parked at Meijer, 3145 Ann Arbor - Saline Rd, Ann Arbor, MI 48103

Because when I think "Sexy", I think "The Meijer on Ann Arbor Saline Road".

Don't get me wrong, it's just... well...

/then again, maybe it could work, it is open 24 hours and all
//
The-Meijer-on-Ann-Arbor-Salline-Road: another place for love...

///video, pops, skip to 3:00, blah blah

03 Jul 2012 11:27 AM
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probesport     
Nice Dreams

03 Jul 2012 11:27 AM
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad     
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Does the ice cream truck play "It's so cold in the D" instead of Pop-Goes-The-Weasel?

FTFM

03 Jul 2012 11:27 AM
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untaken_name     
How the fark do we supposed to find peace....with something this awesome in the neighborhood?

03 Jul 2012 11:31 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
*Wolfish grin*

03 Jul 2012 11:31 AM
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groppet     
At Taco Bell you can get a rusty trombone!

03 Jul 2012 11:35 AM
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Nebulious     
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Because when I think "Sexy", I think "The Meijer on Ann Arbor Saline Road".

But hey, at least it's not the Meijer on Carpenter Road!

03 Jul 2012 11:36 AM
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sandi_fish     
Old news is so exciting.

03 Jul 2012 11:36 AM
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buckeyebrain     
StreetlightInTheGhetto: Because when I think "Sexy", I think "The Meijer on Ann Arbor Saline Road".

Well, Ann Arbor *is* a whore, after all...

03 Jul 2012 11:38 AM
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meanmutton     
buckeyebrain: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Because when I think "Sexy", I think "The Meijer on Ann Arbor Saline Road".

Well, Ann Arbor *is* a whore, after all...


Fitting, since she's your mom.

03 Jul 2012 11:39 AM
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MythDragon     
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

03 Jul 2012 11:46 AM
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khhsdude     
For some reason this comes to mind... Link

03 Jul 2012 11:46 AM
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Random Anonymous Blackmail    [TotalFark]  
groppet

At Taco Bell you can get a rusty trombone!


Part of the new "el fresco" menu

03 Jul 2012 11:52 AM
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Oldiron_79     
groppet: At Taco Bell you can get a rusty trombone!

But can you get a "rusty venture"

03 Jul 2012 12:00 PM
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br9598     
media.heavy.com

Sounds dangerous

03 Jul 2012 12:00 PM
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theorellior    [TotalFark]  
Until Clarence gets there.

i3.kym-cdn.com

03 Jul 2012 12:32 PM
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sychosyd_28     
Nebulious: StreetlightInTheGhetto: Because when I think "Sexy", I think "The Meijer on Ann Arbor Saline Road".

But hey, at least it's not the Meijer on Carpenter Road!


What, no love for the Zeeb Road Meijer? It's right across from an Arby's... how is that not sexy?

03 Jul 2012 01:08 PM
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LadyBelgara     
24.media.tumblr.com

03 Jul 2012 01:34 PM
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OscarTamerz     
It happens beginning at 11:30 a.m. Friday at the corner of Cadillac Square and Woodward in Detroit, next to Campus Martius Park.

Then it moves to Ann Arbor


I'm just wondering how they're going to get to Ann Arbor with no wheels, no engine and a dead driver. But I'm sure the masseuse and manicurist will be put to good use. This is the only way I'd travel in Day- twa.

03 Jul 2012 02:15 PM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
Even if it is Detroit, as someone who is out of regular ice cream truck service, I am a bit jealous of any such service.

03 Jul 2012 03:05 PM
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JonnyBGoode     
www.gosee.us

Magnum: For pleasure seekers.

Don't tell me their name and slogan were accidental.

03 Jul 2012 03:25 PM
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Gawdzila     
"Instead of the usual bombsicles and orange creamsicles, this one will have creamy, rich chocolate folded over cold vanilla ice cream."

That blows, I'd rather have bomb pops and creamsicles.
Dove bars are the absolutely most boring form of ice cream.

03 Jul 2012 05:04 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
JonnyBGoode: [www.gosee.us image 302x224]

Magnum: For pleasure seekers.

Don't tell me their name and slogan were accidental.


media.giantbomb.com

03 Jul 2012 06:34 PM
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KyDave     
All my flavors are guaranteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed... to satisfy. HOOWWWLLLLL

/ Better look out, now, 'cause Dave's got something for you.

03 Jul 2012 11:19 PM
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QCB79     
i58.photobucket.com

04 Jul 2012 12:46 AM
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NephilimNexus     
Considering that it's been 95+ degrees all month, there may be truth to that claim.

04 Jul 2012 03:43 AM
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