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   Apparently, Bambi destroyed God, Bison are driving the price of gas up, and it's all part of a Federal government 4 step trail to Marxism

03 Jul 2012 01:48 PM   |   3394 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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what_now    [TotalFark]  
He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

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Yeah, never mind. I can't even.

03 Jul 2012 10:18 AM
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make me some tea    [TotalFark]  
WTF am I reading?

03 Jul 2012 10:19 AM
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exick    [TotalFark]  
I realize that we've never been immune to having nutty lawmakers from time to time, but I really don't see the benefit of making our Dale Gribbles into elected officials.

03 Jul 2012 10:22 AM
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Aarontology    [TotalFark]  
This is what teabaggers actually believe. This crazy conspiratorial nonsense is at the heart of their politics.

These people are in Congress. This is what you get when you vote Republican, America.

03 Jul 2012 10:30 AM
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MrBallou    [TotalFark]  
"a frequent speaker at Tea Party gatherings throughout Montana"

Holy Jebus playing a Bass Harmonica. They really are just smack-down crazy, aren't they? Not even pretending anymore.

03 Jul 2012 10:35 AM
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sigdiamond2000    [TotalFark]  
You know how they say psychotropic drugs can induce insanity in people who are already predisposed to mental problems?

I think having a black guy in the White House does the same thing for some people.

03 Jul 2012 10:38 AM
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djkutch    [TotalFark]  
what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.


It's hard to follow such a Machiavellian conspiracy. Even before Walt created Bambi, a symbol of communism, Teddy Roosevelt created the national park system that denied capitalism it's God given rights to exploit God's creation. That's how long, deep and nefarious this plot is.

03 Jul 2012 10:42 AM
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PreMortem    [TotalFark]  
Tea Party= crazy ass Dominionists. Without looking I know his legislative record is abortion, abortion, abortion. Maybe some bring back prayer in schools and a dash of gun rights.

If you are an actual small gov't conservative, run away and don't look back. Your Taxed Enough Already Party has been taken over from the inside by pants-on-head retarded fundies.

03 Jul 2012 10:56 AM
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hubiestubert    [TotalFark]  
djkutch: what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.

It's hard to follow such a Machiavellian conspiracy. Even before Walt created Bambi, a symbol of communism, Teddy Roosevelt created the national park system that denied capitalism it's God given rights to exploit God's creation. That's how long, deep and nefarious this plot is.


Republicans were the original champions of Environmentalism. Truly, the TEA Party is trying to save the party from the evils of Republicanism's insidious agenda...

03 Jul 2012 10:58 AM
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ToxicMunkee     
Jesus Christ, old white people. Stop being so f*cking crazy.

03 Jul 2012 10:59 AM
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dickfreckle    [TotalFark]  
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA.

ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.

03 Jul 2012 11:01 AM
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heap     
PreMortem: Without looking I know his legislative record is abortion, abortion, abortion.

kinda, altho not that ambitious.

03 Jul 2012 11:03 AM
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
his blog, "Ramblings of a Conservative Cow Doctor,"

Your blog sucks.

03 Jul 2012 11:04 AM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
make me some tea: WTF am I reading?

uh, yeah...some some 'splain this quick please

03 Jul 2012 11:04 AM
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heap     
some_beer_drinker: 'splain this quick please

Old man date rapes cloud.

03 Jul 2012 11:05 AM
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
I'm moving to Montana. The crystal meth there is obviously the best in the world.

03 Jul 2012 11:10 AM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
Duh. I thought everybody knew this?

03 Jul 2012 11:34 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
And Cars was Pixar's socialist attempt to promote higher fuel efficiency standards.

03 Jul 2012 11:43 AM
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat    [TotalFark]  
No, it was the direct to video Bambi 2 that destroyed God.

03 Jul 2012 11:43 AM
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Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
He may want to avoid trashing bison, as his human god seems to like them:
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Then again, he may just be anti-gay...

03 Jul 2012 11:59 AM
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mahuika     
what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.


Not that this matters to a lunatic like him, but the ironic thing about his stance is that Bambi is based on an uber Christian book, in which the titular deer becomes the leader of his pack because he stumbles upon a dead man and realizes that there is a Christian God.

03 Jul 2012 12:00 PM
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vpb    [TotalFark]  
mahuika: what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.

Not that this matters to a lunatic like him, but the ironic thing about his stance is that Bambi is based on an uber Christian book, in which the titular deer becomes the leader of his pack because he stumbles upon a dead man and realizes that there is a Christian God.


Books are Socialist.

03 Jul 2012 12:13 PM
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Aar1012    [TotalFark]  
exick: I realize that we've never been immune to having nutty lawmakers from time to time, but I really don't see the benefit of making our Dale Gribbles into elected officials.

Don't blame me, I voted for Rusty Shackleford.

03 Jul 2012 12:16 PM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
If we had universal health care, this man might be able to get the psychological help he so clearly needs.

03 Jul 2012 12:23 PM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
upload.wikimedia.org

IF WE DON'T CONSERVE BISON WE CANNOT HAZ BUFFALO BURGER


Asshole.

03 Jul 2012 12:53 PM
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simplicimus    [TotalFark]  
See, there was a reason we drove the Bison to near extinction in the 1800's.

03 Jul 2012 12:57 PM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
some_beer_drinker: make me some tea: WTF am I reading?

uh, yeah...some some 'splain this quick please


i.imgur.com

I think it depends on accepting certain quasi-religious axioms about American identity and nationalism to begin with. It also depends on the knowing the difference between the word "winch" and the word "wince" ; that latter term is the word he wants to use there instead of the former.

03 Jul 2012 01:05 PM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

This depends on the accepting the axiom that anyone in Washington DC gives a shiat about what happens in Montana besides cornholing. Dude must hate Buffalo Nickels.

03 Jul 2012 01:09 PM
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vpb    [TotalFark]  
Somacandra: some_beer_drinker: make me some tea: WTF am I reading?

uh, yeah...some some 'splain this quick please

[i.imgur.com image 640x180]

I think it depends on accepting certain quasi-religious axioms about American identity and nationalism to begin with. It also depends on the knowing the difference between the word "winch" and the word "wince" ; that latter term is the word he wants to use there instead of the former.


Maybe he meant wench.

03 Jul 2012 01:15 PM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

This depends on the misunderstanding that bison are not tasty. Make bison burgers 99 cents and few people will choose beef over it. Bison is severely good eating. Nobody wants to eat a stringy nasty-ass farking wolf.

03 Jul 2012 01:15 PM
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Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
You know, just when you think you could not read anything more mind bogglingly stupid from the Right, they uncover another rock layer and bring a whole new level of derp to light.

03 Jul 2012 01:30 PM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
vpb: Maybe he meant wench.

i.imgur.com

Well if that is the case, I have to admit I share at least one thing in common with him.....

03 Jul 2012 01:33 PM
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lockers     
what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.


Makes sense. Think about what Winnie the Pooh did for stuffed animals. Or what Alice in Wonderland did for hookah smoking caterpillars. We are through the looking glass people!

03 Jul 2012 01:53 PM
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Jackpot777     
OK, let's see what the duly elected Republican is saying today...

i301.photobucket.com

/also...

2.bp.blogspot.com

03 Jul 2012 01:55 PM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
Wait - a headline in Politics in which Bambi is not used as an epithet for Obama? How can this be? I'm so confuzzled.....

03 Jul 2012 01:55 PM
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Jackpot777     
i301.photobucket.com

03 Jul 2012 01:59 PM
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Dr Dreidel    [TotalFark]  
Authentic frontier gibberish, etc.

// yadda yadda common clay of New West...

03 Jul 2012 02:01 PM
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HotWingConspiracy     
LOL TEABAGGERS

03 Jul 2012 02:01 PM
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InmanRoshi     
Ah, gotta love the inane babbling of scared old white people.

03 Jul 2012 02:02 PM
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skullkrusher    [TotalFark]  
Jackpot777: [i301.photobucket.com image 450x365]

I know funny and that's funny

03 Jul 2012 02:02 PM
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soporific     
Aarontology: This is what teabaggers actually believe. This crazy conspiratorial nonsense is at the heart of their politics.

These people are in Congress. This is what you get when you vote Republican, America.


This is also what happens when you sit out a midterm election like a moran. Especially when you saw two years' worth of idiocy from the Tea Party and still decided that voting against that nonsense wasn't a priority. Perhaps you disappointed that Obama didn't give you a unicorn and instead decided that the solution was to let the craziestake over. Yeah, you really stuck it to Obama by letting the Tea Party take over at both local and national levels.

No one gets a pass for not voting in 2010, especially if you saw what the Tea party was up to, rightfully concluded that these were idiots who would destroy America, and STILL didn't bother to vote. Yes, I'm still upset about this. No, I don't give a crap about your lame excuses. You did this, it's your fault, and I blame you.

03 Jul 2012 02:03 PM
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doctor wu     
which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

How much power are you going to let these people have?

03 Jul 2012 02:03 PM
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Lenny_da_Hog     
Whatdahell, as long as he's pissin' off them librals, I'll give him power.

03 Jul 2012 02:04 PM
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Corvus    [TotalFark]  
InmanRoshi: Ah, gotta love the inane babbling of scared old white people.

But it's not just your crazy uncle. It's someone elected to public office. Someone who votes on laws that will affect people.

03 Jul 2012 02:05 PM
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SisterMaryElephant     
jesus farking fark on a stick, I hope my tax dollars aren't paying for those drugs.

03 Jul 2012 02:05 PM
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Corvus    [TotalFark]  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Bison behind driving up gas prices! Can't we get a street fighter to stop him?

03 Jul 2012 02:06 PM
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Philip Francis Queeg     
I think we've just identified a case of Mad Cow disease (Which we all know is a Marxist conspiracy started by Laurel & Hardy) spreading to a human.

03 Jul 2012 02:06 PM
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Dwight_Yeast     
dickfreckle: ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA.

ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.


citynoise.org

03 Jul 2012 02:06 PM
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jakomo002     
Honest question to American farkers:

Exactly how many of your government's elected representatives do you think are actually CLINICALLY INSANE like this guy?

It seems every other day there's a U.S. politician proclaiming something so incredibly stupid, ignorant and insane that it really is pretty baffling.

03 Jul 2012 02:07 PM
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KwameKilstrawberry     
make me some tea: WTF am I reading?

what_now: Yeah, never mind. I can't even.

Nothing else really needs to be said.

03 Jul 2012 02:08 PM
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