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   Sad: Space Shuttle astronaut slips the surly bonds of earth and touches the face of God. Florida: On a Jet Ski

03 Jul 2012 12:58 PM   |   2373 clicks   |   Washington Post
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Pick     
Rode one for the first time in the Florida Keys, this past March. A lot of fun, but I can see how dangerous they can be in the hands of the wrong person at the helm.

03 Jul 2012 01:03 PM
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fustanella     
Best astronaut name ever.

/reclaiming

03 Jul 2012 01:04 PM
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rudemix     
It wasn't Astronaut Mike Dexter was it?

03 Jul 2012 01:19 PM
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Babwa Wawa    [TotalFark]  
Nice move, Poindexter.

03 Jul 2012 01:51 PM
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liverpoolumd     
This is what happens when these guys are out of work..... when they arent busy strapping thousands of tons of rocket fuel to their back, they do other stupid things.

Please put them back to work!

www.thenumber4.com

03 Jul 2012 01:54 PM
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Linux_Yes     
whew, boys and their toys.

its not the speed that kills, its the sudden deceleration.

03 Jul 2012 02:03 PM
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Linux_Yes     
i can hear his son 20 years from now: man, the summer of 2012 really sucked........

03 Jul 2012 02:05 PM
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Linux_Yes     
i wonder if anyone was drinkin' and not thinkin'?

03 Jul 2012 02:05 PM
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Contrabulous Flabtraption    [TotalFark]  
The astronaut shortly before his demise
4.bp.blogspot.com

03 Jul 2012 02:21 PM
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fluffy2097     
I was gonna try and say something witty about it, but now that I see Linux_Yes and babwa wawa have already shown up and made horribly insensitive comments.

Poindexters Jet Ski stopped moving and Poindexters own son ran over and killed him by accident.

What a horrible family tragedy. I don't know how you recover from that.

03 Jul 2012 02:31 PM
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coldones     
I blame Young MC for mocking Poindexter in that song "Bust a Move". After spending the last few decades having his name synonymous with standing on the wall and and not "sexing" passing chicks he tried to break out of his shell. and look what happened.

03 Jul 2012 03:20 PM
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Babwa Wawa    [TotalFark]  
fluffy2097: I was gonna try and say something witty about it, but now that I see Linux_Yes and babwa wawa have already shown up and made horribly insensitive comments.

So you can be funny, but anybody else cracking a joke is horribly insensitive.

You must be an absolute hoot to hang around with.

03 Jul 2012 03:36 PM
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mattymo     
www.luminomagazine.com
RIP Poindexter



/first RIP meme
//i know, i'm lame

03 Jul 2012 03:37 PM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
"Lisa, do you take Alan, in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey- navigated"... [consults the notecards] ... and it goes on like this."

03 Jul 2012 05:07 PM
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Zombie DJ     
Wow. You killed your dad.
Your famous dad.
How do you go on after that?

/write a book?

03 Jul 2012 05:48 PM
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Oldiron_79     
Was he attempting to jump from a lake into a swimming pool?

03 Jul 2012 05:56 PM
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fluffy2097     
Babwa Wawa: So you can be funny, but anybody else cracking a joke is horribly insensitive.

No, Just you and Linux_Yes.

03 Jul 2012 06:13 PM
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Babwa Wawa    [TotalFark]  
fluffy2097: Babwa Wawa: So you can be funny, but anybody else cracking a joke is horribly insensitive.

No, Just you and Linux_Yes.


Fair enough, I guess. Can I ask why you've chosen to honor me and Linux_Yes thusly?

03 Jul 2012 06:32 PM
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fluffy2097     
Babwa Wawa: fluffy2097: Babwa Wawa: So you can be funny, but anybody else cracking a joke is horribly insensitive.

No, Just you and Linux_Yes.

Fair enough, I guess. Can I ask why you've chosen to honor me and Linux_Yes thusly?


If it's not readily apparent to you, no amount of explanation is ever gonna help.

/welcome to Fark

03 Jul 2012 06:47 PM
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Babwa Wawa    [TotalFark]  
fluffy2097: If it's not readily apparent to you, no amount of explanation is ever gonna help.

/welcome to Fark


Well, I have to say your petulance is just adorable.

03 Jul 2012 06:52 PM
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OtherLittleGuy     
www.websters-online-dictionary.org

RIP

03 Jul 2012 08:30 PM
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AtlanticCoast63     
Naval aviator (dangerous enough as it is).
Combat missions in Desert Storm.
Test Pilot.
Two-mission astronaut.

Killed in a jet-ski accident. Dear gawd....

04 Jul 2012 08:50 AM
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