If driving around naked and fapping with a toy gun up my ass is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

way to search lou!

It would have been hilarious if he had trouble removing it from his hole-ster.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

"Casey stated that he has problems..."

A predisposition towards understatement being among them

Post of the year material. YMB!

traylor: So, he was just cocking his gun?

Nah... gunning his c*ck?

Why were the police rifling around in his ass?

So, really, he was just trying to reload???

LittleSmitty: I gotta get out of this state, and soon. It's always been crazy, but it's getting out of hand.



no, it's getting it outta the rear end that's the problem.

"The arresting officer finds a toy gun in said driver's arse. "

Rectum?

Damn near killed him!

FTA: "Another portion of the contraption was tied around his genitals, the report said."

Contraption? That's hardly complex enough to call a contraption. I'll tell you all about contraptions...

Driving under such circumstances is sure to lead to a rear-ender or a crack-up.

Also: Florida, even when you disappoint, you never disappoint.

You fished that out of his shorts Bonds? You're braver than I thought!

/not obscure