He was armed and dangerass?

It sounds as if he was packing a full arsenal.

yeaahhh

Was he shooting blanks?

"Casey stated that he has problems..."

A predisposition towards understatement being among them

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Casey stated that he has problems..."

A predisposition towards understatement being among them

hahaha

Now that's what I call riding shotgun.

Are they sure it wasn't a toy assault rifle?

Wha... that's where I keep mine........... what the hell is wrong w/ you people?!

Do a barrel roll

He looks like George Clooney playing the part of 'creepy uncle'

the guy has an ammo dump at home, i'm sure

He had a sweet ass gun?

/xkcd

You have my permission to dust for prints, Officer.

I should be in therapy for doing this? The helpful things you learn on Fark!

Look Subby, if you have a better place for me to put my toy gun I'll gladly listen to suggestions but until then...

Hey never know when it'll come in handy

You guys are killing me! Well done subby.

...from my cold, dead...ass.

Thankfully the rear-volver was not loaded.

Hell of a way to shoot your brown eye out

One more item off the bucket list

Robert Casey, who just turned 49 on Sunday...

I understand the public shaming and all, but uhh... happy birthday?
How much info do we need on these people?

Real men use real guns.

Oh come on, who of you have never slipped when coming out of the shower and fell on a toy gun?

pew pew pew

Bath Salts

I gotta get out of this state, and soon. It's always been crazy, but it's getting out of hand.

What kind of gun was it? I bet it was Browning.

Why does this bizarre shiat happen in Florida? What's going on down there?

I've driven with a Maglite up my ass.

So, he was just cocking his gun?

Tow truck driver's are dirty scumbags. No surprise this one had something stuck up his ass.

traylor: So, he was just cocking his gun?

I'd say he was holstering it. A rear holster, perhaps?

FTA: "The officer then patted Casey down and found a toy pistol tied to his leg, part of which was hidden in Casey's behind."


Aren't parts of most people's legs hidden their behinds?

he probably used Smith and Wesson.

Really did pop a cap in his ass, then?

Well, I guess there's more than one way to pop a cap in yo ass.

Saracuda: Why does this bizarre shiat happen in Florida? What's going on down there?

Pot smoking, face eating, gun shiatting, tool jerking locals are taking over.

Bad things happen when you pack fudge with heat.

Saracuda: Why does this bizarre shiat happen in Florida? What's going on down there?

Short answer - lowest part of the country, crazy drains to the bottom.

Long answer - Florida is the 2nd chance state. All the wingnuts that screw up in their home state come to Florida to start over. And if you can't get back on your feet right away, you won't freeze to death come winter.

Wow, I never realized you could come up with so many puns to describe a gun in someone's ass.

Why was the cop checking out his poop shoot?

Next to his ballt action?

Pockafrusta: pew pewoo pew

made my day though feel he got a rough deal.. He was toying in his own car.. The truck driver got jealous.

spacebar: Are they sure it wasn't a toy assault rifle?

To my understanding he must have been hiding a weapon of ass destruction.

I guess you could say he was tamping his load.

Normal? Really??

Oh, Florida, right. Carry on.

BumpInTheNight: Hey never know when it'll come in handy
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Robot: IS THAT A LASER COMPACT DELUXE?! WHERE DID YOU HIDE THAT?!

Jack Harkness: "Lady, you don't want to know..."