/School: More About Fashion Than Any of That Wrinkle-Creating Thinking!
//Rifftrax: Some Movies Have it Coming

He already told them once with his mouth.

vernonFL: [cache.jezebel.com image 500x760]

Girl, your pussy stanks.

That fills me with such derisive laughter. Lysol in your cooch? OMFG. So very wrong.

Mrtraveler01: Why on earth would one go to one of these hosted by a guy?!?!?!

Because men are better at everything than women. Including being women. So sayeth the GOP.

For Republicans, it's permanently set at July 4, 1955, except Sarah Palin is president instead of that Communist Eisenhower.

The Name: For Republicans, it's permanently set at July 4, 1955, except Sarah Palin is president instead of that Communist Eisenhower.

Wrong! St. Reagan is President with Palin as his wise-cracking but policy smart assistant that still knows her place.

Do they have a book on their head? Is it a "good book?"

Sarsin: vernonFL: [cache.jezebel.com image 500x760]

Girl, your pussy stanks.

Wouldn't one be a bit disturbed if a vagina smelt like Lysol?

I BLEACHED MY PUBES FOR YOU!

Mrtraveler01: Why on earth would one go to one of these hosted by a guy?!?!?!

Why not?

I can see Marcus Bachman and Lindsey Graham doing a excellent job teaching women from Brooklyn how to act more feminine.

*blink*

Is there just nothing these know-it-all GOPricks aren't experts at?

They brought in an expert instructor.

atomic-age: Is there just nothing these know-it-all GOPricks aren't experts at?

Humility.

Humanity.

Hair.

The one thing that female Christians never seem to understand is that The Bible is not written to them, it is written about them. In the same way it is written about asses and doves and oxen and slaves.

Loving the sexist ads from the fifties ITT.



/hot like a burnt dinner.

came in for the Lysol ad, leaving feeling sparkly-clean

Sarsin: vernonFL: [cache.jezebel.com image 500x760]

Girl, your pussy stanks.

Wouldn't one be a bit disturbed if a vagina smelt like Lysol?

In the non-shaving 50's, that means he could freshen his breath and floss at the same time.

/I know, the 50's, missionary with the lights out only
//like the GOP today.
///but think of the time saved.

quatchi: Loving the sexist ads from the fifties ITT.

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/hot like a burnt dinner.

Reminds me of my favorite Andy Griffith episode, where Clara burns the roast and Andy beats her mercilessly with his belt.

They don't show that one on TV anymore, but it is on a few of the DVD sets.

trivial use of my dark powers: Sarsin: vernonFL: [cache.jezebel.com image 500x760]

Girl, your pussy stanks.

Wouldn't one be a bit disturbed if a vagina smelt like Lysol?

In the non-shaving 50's, that means he could freshen his breath and floss at the same time.

/I know, the 50's, missionary with the lights out only
//like the GOP today.

The GOP today has sex with girls? Who's being naive now, Kay?

vernonFL: [cache.jezebel.com image 500x760]

Girl, your pussy stanks.

Interesting. Lysol was used as a contraceptive.

Whores better not be showing any ankles

...Well, this is a sane, rational action that will never once backfire or make the person doing it look bad.

brigid_fitch: [demilked.uuuploads.com image 575x783]

I see no reason why Romney couldn't just p-shop these a little for his campaign posters.

Diogenes: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 310x386]

OMG it's true! I can totally tell that the one in the
middle be perfect for the database application
development job I have open!

It's an app to help you balance the books, I assume?

brigid_fitch: [demilked.uuuploads.com image 575x783]

Wait...the guy got up, put on a shirt and tie, then went back to bed to await his slavish wife's breakfast service? WHY?

"Perhaps this would be appropriate on Mad Men, but not in New York in the 21st century."

This just shows how far we've fallen since the 60s.

Women don't want to act like women, and no-one wears hats anymore :(

buckler: brigid_fitch: [demilked.uuuploads.com image 575x783]

Wait...the guy got up, put on a shirt and tie, then went back to bed to await his slavish wife's breakfast service? WHY?

You don't sleep in a shirt and tie? What kind of unwashed mass are you?

Why any woman, person of color or homosexual would even consider being Republican is self-flagellation at best.

And no, stop it with the f*cking "both sides" crap.

And no, supporting the Democratic Party is not "choosing a team to root for."

I get sick of that stupid attitude.

buckler: brigid_fitch: [demilked.uuuploads.com image 575x783]

Wait...the guy got up, put on a shirt and tie, then went back to bed to await his slavish wife's breakfast service? WHY?

Because in the glorious 50s, a man wore a tuxedo to work and a shirt / tie / sportjacket was merely his PJs.

coeyagi: buckler: brigid_fitch: [demilked.uuuploads.com image 575x783]

Wait...the guy got up, put on a shirt and tie, then went back to bed to await his slavish wife's breakfast service? WHY?

Because in the glorious 50s, a man wore a tuxedo to work and a shirt / tie / sportjacket was merely his PJs.

I'd buy that in the 30's, but the 50's?

buckler: brigid_fitch: [demilked.uuuploads.com image 575x783]

Wait...the guy got up, put on a shirt and tie, then went back to bed to await his slavish wife's breakfast service? WHY?

Doesn't matter. The whore better not question him.

The man certainly isn't wasting any taxpayers' money on graphic designers, now, is he??

whidbey: Why any woman, person of color or homosexual would even consider being Republican is self-flagellation at best.

And no, stop it with the f*cking "both sides" crap.

And no, supporting the Democratic Party is not "choosing a team to root for."

I get sick of that stupid attitude.

^ This. If there was a strong liberal party, I'd support them over the Democrats in a heartbeat. But the only liberal parties in America are fragmented third parties, and, until the rotted hulk that is the modern GOP collapses, voting for one of them is just as good as a vote for the GOP. And I am not willing to risk letting the fascists and theocrats take full control. I, for one, wouldn't like America to end up like Afghanistan.

Quasar: Gracefully and grandly.

No need for my presence here. Carry on.

I wonder if this actually would help them get jobs. Everyone knows being pretty is a huge boost, but I'm curious if "walking like a model" would gain points.

Hmm...

Nadie_AZ: The Victorian era of British history was the period of Queen Victoria's reign from 20 June 1837 until her death on 22 January 1901.

Culturally there was a transition away from the rationalism of the Georgian period and toward romanticism and mysticism with regard to religion, social values, and the arts. The era is popularly associated with the values of social and sexual restraint.

Link

Let me add this, to see if it works:

The Victorian era of American GOP history was a period from 1858 on through the early 21st century.

Just to be a Professor Killjoy, Victorian romanticism and mysticism had very little in common with GOP Christian fundamentalism. The average languid Victorian romantic slash mystic was obsessed with the Greek and Roman classics, "nature religion", German philosophy, the divine aspect of science, spiritualism, and so on. In other words, from the perspective of the GOP, a bunch of atheist materialist Marxist socialists.

God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if this actually would help them get jobs. Everyone knows being pretty is a huge boost, but I'm curious if "walking like a model" would gain points.

Hmm...

I'm not sure I believe them, but The Economist disagrees...Link

Ringshadow: Excuse me while I sprawl in my computer chair while wearing boy's shorts, shove my feet in some composite toe shoes* then go skipping about my business because that's how I roll.

/actually since I'm off the job right now, probably toe shoes
//I don't have to play into your idea of femininity

Actually, that sounds pretty damn awesome.
/loves the boyshorts.

God-is-a-Taco: I wonder if this actually would help them get jobs. Everyone knows being pretty is a huge boost, but I'm curious if "walking like a model" would gain points.

Hmm...

Models who walk in fashion shows actually sort of stomp down the runway. It's a specific style just for the runway and not the way any woman, including models, actually walks.