Need_MindBleach: Holy shiat you guys missed the best one:

Magic tools found on Egyptian expatriate

KUWAIT CITY, Jan 15: An Egyptian expatriate violating residency law was arrested by security operatives in Hawalli area late Saturday night, with magic-related tools in his keep.
The officers, while on patrol, had noticed the suspect inside a car at a parking lot and approached him for questioning. It was then they discovered he didn't have valid residency. The officers went ahead and conducted a check inside his car and found tools for practicing magic. He was referred to the concerned authority without delay.

Anyone who claims that these people aren't hopelessly backwards ignorant barbariana need only read the above.

Gyrfalcon: Need_MindBleach: Holy shiat you guys missed the best one:

Magic tools found on Egyptian expatriate

KUWAIT CITY, Jan 15: An Egyptian expatriate violating residency law was arrested by security operatives in Hawalli area late Saturday night, with magic-related tools in his keep.
The officers, while on patrol, had noticed the suspect inside a car at a parking lot and approached him for questioning. It was then they discovered he didn't have valid residency. The officers went ahead and conducted a check inside his car and found tools for practicing magic. He was referred to the concerned authority without delay.

Wait...tell me again why we like Saudi Arabia and hate Iran?

This happened in Kuwait, not Saudi Arabia.

Although these "magic" related headlines are funny, the people are being arrested generally for being illegal aliens (which we do in this country) or being detained for violating morality laws (for unlawful carnal knowledge and the like.) Just because they are a more conservative society does not make them "evil", they just have their own social mores and we have ours.

Well what the fark good would a sex doll be without genitals. If I wanted to fark something sexless I'd be all up on Romney right now.

The Florida of the middle east? I assume we will be seeing a lot more Arab times submissions.

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well I see my work here is done.

Ghastly: If I wanted to fark something sexless I'd be all up on Romney right now.

Have you seen what his wife looked like when they got married? Plus they have five children. He may have the personality of a wet blanket but "sexless" is not really an apt description.

Why you not call,Kwame?!!

Police have reportedly seized from the man 36 bottles of booze and referred him to the authorities.

In this country, when you refer someone to the authorities, that means the Police. Who are the police sending him to?

Need_MindBleach: Holy shiat you guys missed the best one:

Magic tools found on Egyptian expatriate

KUWAIT CITY, Jan 15: An Egyptian expatriate violating residency law was arrested by security operatives in Hawalli area late Saturday night, with magic-related tools in his keep.
The officers, while on patrol, had noticed the suspect inside a car at a parking lot and approached him for questioning. It was then they discovered he didn't have valid residency. The officers went ahead and conducted a check inside his car and found tools for practicing magic. He was referred to the concerned authority without delay.

That guy is dead.

ExcaliburPrime111: Gyrfalcon: Need_MindBleach: Holy shiat you guys missed the best one:

Magic tools found on Egyptian expatriate

KUWAIT CITY, Jan 15: An Egyptian expatriate violating residency law was arrested by security operatives in Hawalli area late Saturday night, with magic-related tools in his keep.
The officers, while on patrol, had noticed the suspect inside a car at a parking lot and approached him for questioning. It was then they discovered he didn't have valid residency. The officers went ahead and conducted a check inside his car and found tools for practicing magic. He was referred to the concerned authority without delay.

Wait...tell me again why we like Saudi Arabia and hate Iran?

This happened in Kuwait, not Saudi Arabia.

Although these "magic" related headlines are funny, the people are being arrested generally for being illegal aliens (which we do in this country) or being detained for violating morality laws (for unlawful carnal knowledge and the like.) Just because they are a more conservative society does not make them "evil", they just have their own social mores and we have ours.

OK, well, then why did they mention how the guy had "magic-related tools" if the only crime here was being an expatriate? Why mention something so stupid and not illegal unless it is, in fact, ILLEGAL?

As most single Kuwaiti men have no access to the vaj, (unless they drive to Dubai for hookers), the anus serves as a genital.

Achmed; congrats on your marriage. how is married life?
Aziz; kinda boring. every night, same hole, same hole
Achmed; so why don't you flip her over?
Aziz; what, and have all those kids running around?

Gyrfalcon:
OK, well, then why did they mention how the guy had "magic-related tools" if the only crime here was being an expatriate? Why mention something so stupid and not illegal unless it is, in fact, ILLEGAL?

Who's the badder bad guy: The guy who steals you car... or the guy who steals your car and is a Satan-worshipper who votes for (insert "not your fave political party" here) and has carnal knowledge of livestock?

Voiceofreason01: Ghastly: If I wanted to fark something sexless I'd be all up on Romney right now.

Have you seen what his wife looked like when they got married? Plus they have five children. He may have the personality of a wet blanket but "sexless" is not really an apt description.

The very fact that his children are carbon copies of Mitt simply proves the fact that Mormons have developed cloning technology.

Voiceofreason01: Ghastly: If I wanted to fark something sexless I'd be all up on Romney right now.

Have you seen what his wife looked like when they got married? Plus they have five children. He may have the personality of a wet blanket but "sexless" is not really an apt description.

no he means a vote for Romney is a vote for no future

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