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   From the "poorly named campaign events" file, Barack Obama is holding the "Betting on Sandusky Ice Cream Social" in Ohio Thursday

03 Jul 2012 05:58 PM   |   1554 clicks   |   Distriction
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bwilson27     
Sandusky, Ohio

03 Jul 2012 05:59 PM
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12349876     
bwilson27: Sandusky, Ohio

Still needs to be "Betting on Cedar Point Ice Cream Social" with some raffle tickets to ride a coaster with the Prez.

03 Jul 2012 06:01 PM
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bwilson27     
12349876: bwilson27: Sandusky, Ohio

Still needs to be "Betting on Cedar Point Ice Cream Social" with some raffle tickets to ride a coaster with the Prez.


Well they should just rename the entire town to avoid embarrassment from now on.

03 Jul 2012 06:02 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

03 Jul 2012 06:03 PM
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max_pooper     
12349876: bwilson27: Sandusky, Ohio

Still needs to be "Betting on Cedar Point Ice Cream Social" with some raffle tickets to ride a coaster with the Prez.


A Top Thrill Dragster ride photo with the President would the bestest picture in the world.

\I bet Obama prefers more of the classic rides and would much prefer the Blue Streak.

03 Jul 2012 06:04 PM
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A Terrible Human     
max_pooper: A Top Thrill Dragster ride photo with the President would the bestest picture in the world.

Nope he should ride the Raptor cause it's awesome.

03 Jul 2012 06:05 PM
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Erix    [TotalFark]  
I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on religionnerd.com Ice Cream Social

03 Jul 2012 06:06 PM
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IoSaturnalia     
I've got
AUGUST 23
SHIV OR SHANK
CAFETERIA

03 Jul 2012 06:07 PM
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Satanic_Hamster    [TotalFark]  
Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social


i9.photobucket.com

"You don't think there was a place called Foreplay we should have gone to first?"

03 Jul 2012 06:07 PM
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Erix    [TotalFark]  
Well... that may not work out I guess. Which will probably just lead to the



Betting on www.toptenz.net Ice Cream Social. Not nearly as fun.

03 Jul 2012 06:08 PM
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Erix    [TotalFark]  
Satanic_Hamster: Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social

[i9.photobucket.com image 640x359]

"You don't think there was a place called Foreplay we should have gone to first?"


This one's pretty close..
4.bp.blogspot.com

03 Jul 2012 06:11 PM
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coeyagi    [TotalFark]  
Erix: Well... that may not work out I guess. Which will probably just lead to the



Betting on [www.toptenz.net image 300x228] Ice Cream Social. Not nearly as fun.


Betting on ..... i22.ebayimg.com.... well, one of these.

03 Jul 2012 06:13 PM
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Sgt Otter    [TotalFark]  
Satanic_Hamster: Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social

[i9.photobucket.com image 640x359]

"You don't think there was a place called Foreplay we should have gone to first?"


1.bp.blogspot.com

03 Jul 2012 06:21 PM
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Quasar    [TotalFark]  
Y'all gonna flip when they get around to the Bake Sale and Raffle even he's holding in Hitler, Florida.

03 Jul 2012 06:22 PM
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coeyagi    [TotalFark]  
David Spade seen calling Will Sasso to ask if can stand in as Farley in a Tommy Boy reunion.

www.mrtees.com

//milk that comeback, baby!

03 Jul 2012 06:23 PM
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Felgraf    [TotalFark]  
Sgt Otter: Satanic_Hamster: Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social

[i9.photobucket.com image 640x359]

"You don't think there was a place called Foreplay we should have gone to first?"

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x372]


Which is near the town of Beaver Lick.
/Has been there.
//Parents have the bumper sticker!

03 Jul 2012 06:28 PM
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Dwight_Yeast     
Question: what in the hell is up with "ice cream socials" as campaign events this year?

03 Jul 2012 06:35 PM
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coeyagi    [TotalFark]  
Dwight_Yeast: Question: what in the hell is up with "ice cream socials" as campaign events this year?

Dunno, but since "social" is the root of "socialism", it's not a phrase I would use in this American waste-scape of derpy faux patriots.

03 Jul 2012 06:36 PM
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Lenny_da_Hog    [TotalFark]  
Shoulda gone here, eh?

i262.photobucket.com

03 Jul 2012 06:40 PM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
coeyagi: David Spade seen calling Will Sasso to ask if can stand in as Farley in a Tommy Boy reunion.

[www.mrtees.com image 300x300]

//milk that comeback, baby!



I came here for a "Tommy Boy" reference, and I leave satisfied.

03 Jul 2012 06:57 PM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
Lenny_da_Hog: Shoulda gone here, eh?

[i262.photobucket.com image 450x316]



Even better:

Weed, CA

03 Jul 2012 06:58 PM
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moops     
Lenny_da_Hog: Shoulda gone here, eh?

Well, Oregon City *IS* pretty boring.

03 Jul 2012 07:00 PM
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Craptastic     
I hope he rides some roller coasters, because Cedar Point has a large collection of awesome coasters.

"America's Roller Coast". Hell yeah it is. I'll be there next weekend.

03 Jul 2012 07:04 PM
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djkutch    [TotalFark]  
coeyagi: Dunno, but since "social" is the root of "socialism", it's not a phrase I would use in this American waste-scape of derpy faux patriots.

I don't know why, but that made me think of the "Great Brain" series I read as a kid. Everyone took a turn cranking the handle for the ice cream making machine. Unless you were a Neocon, like Tom, who tricked someone else into doing the hard work.

03 Jul 2012 07:23 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?

03 Jul 2012 07:28 PM
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Sgt Otter    [TotalFark]  
Quasar: Y'all gonna flip when they get around to the Bake Sale and Raffle even he's holding in Hitler, Florida.

You know what other city was named after a German leader?

nd.water.usgs.gov

03 Jul 2012 07:37 PM
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sirrerun     
Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?


thejoke-thatisit.jpg

03 Jul 2012 07:40 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties    [TotalFark]  
It's a perfectly normal name!!!!

i.ebayimg.com


/can't be obscure

03 Jul 2012 07:41 PM
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Abner Doon     
Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?


It's like Captain Obvious and Romero got together and had a love child. Said love child then learned how to type and posted this comment.

03 Jul 2012 07:42 PM
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lacrossestar83     
roadsidephotos.sabr.org

03 Jul 2012 07:51 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Abner Doon: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?

It's like Captain Obvious and Romero got together and had a love child. Said love child then learned how to type and posted this comment.


Hm, you're not new here. I can't believe you missed the sarcasm zooming mere millimeters over your head.

03 Jul 2012 07:57 PM
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coeyagi    [TotalFark]  
AdolfOliverPanties: It's a perfectly normal name!!!!

[i.ebayimg.com image 300x237]


/can't be obscure


Holy crap, I forgot about that one! Great flick! Randy Quaid played a street smart version of Uncle Eddie - slovenly, crass, but knows how to intimidate with a 0.38!

03 Jul 2012 08:08 PM
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Abner Doon     
Gyrfalcon: Abner Doon: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?

It's like Captain Obvious and Romero got together and had a love child. Said love child then learned how to type and posted this comment.

Hm, you're not new here. I can't believe you missed the sarcasm zooming mere millimeters over your head.


Well mine was sarcastic too then...so take that!

/ Sorry, need to get that thing calibrated apparently.

03 Jul 2012 08:24 PM
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Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Abner Doon: Gyrfalcon: Abner Doon: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?

It's like Captain Obvious and Romero got together and had a love child. Said love child then learned how to type and posted this comment.

Hm, you're not new here. I can't believe you missed the sarcasm zooming mere millimeters over your head.

Well mine was sarcastic too then...so take that!

/ Sorry, need to get that thing calibrated apparently.


Yeah, those meters need readjusted from time to time, all the discussion around here throws them out of whack.

03 Jul 2012 08:31 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties    [TotalFark]  
coeyagi: Holy crap, I forgot about that one! Great flick! Randy Quaid played a street smart version of Uncle Eddie - slovenly, crass, but knows how to intimidate with a 0.38!

Yep. It was a good one.

"Aw, Jesus, Bernie. Come on with the smoke. You know the doctor found nicotine in my urine again."

"Then keep your dick out of my ashtray. "

03 Jul 2012 08:34 PM
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coeyagi    [TotalFark]  
AdolfOliverPanties: coeyagi: Holy crap, I forgot about that one! Great flick! Randy Quaid played a street smart version of Uncle Eddie - slovenly, crass, but knows how to intimidate with a 0.38!

Yep. It was a good one.

"Aw, Jesus, Bernie. Come on with the smoke. You know the doctor found nicotine in my urine again."

"Then keep your dick out of my ashtray. "


The writing in that movie made me cream myself. It was Aaron Sorkin witty without being preachy.

03 Jul 2012 09:23 PM
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cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
overzealous staffer

03 Jul 2012 09:39 PM
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doyner    [TotalFark]  
Meanwhile, Romney's "Betting on" series of rallies makes it's stop here:
dailypicksandflicks.com

03 Jul 2012 09:42 PM
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Ed Willy     
www.joecrazy.com

03 Jul 2012 10:08 PM
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kingoomieiii    [TotalFark]  
Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social


Betting On Intercourse Two-For-One Shots Night

03 Jul 2012 11:19 PM
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Is_What_It_Is     
Did he order Vanilla ice cream? Or Rocky Road?

...Maybe Christo-Muslim Swirl?

03 Jul 2012 11:36 PM
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whidbey     
It's not "poorly named."

Sandusky got convicted. He's gone, now.

Get over it.

04 Jul 2012 12:54 AM
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coeyagi    [TotalFark]  
whidbey: It's not "poorly named."

Sandusky got convicted. He's gone, now.

Get over it.


Nah, we'll get the 5 year "where is Sandusky now?" report, and the 10 year "How has Penn State fared since Sandusky?" report. Kid touching + college football = ratings gold!

04 Jul 2012 01:06 AM
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12349876     
whidbey: It's not "poorly named."

Sandusky got convicted. He's gone, now.


The Civil Suits are just beginning and good luck getting the media to not cover those. Expect people other than Sandusky and maybe Penn State itself to be defendants in those.

04 Jul 2012 01:44 AM
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Ed Willy     
coeyagi: Nah, we'll get the 5 year "where is Sandusky now?"

Think he'll last that long in prison?

04 Jul 2012 02:53 AM
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Kevin72     
Ed Willy: coeyagi: Nah, we'll get the 5 year "where is Sandusky now?"

Think he'll last that long in prison?


Exactly! That's why "betting on Sandusky" is brilliant! People are speculating on just how long Sandusky can last. Especially the good people of Sandusky, Ohio who can't wait for Jerry Sandusky to be dead so they can reclaim their name.

/as an ex-Michigander, Cedar Point is way up there in the pleasant childhood memory department.

04 Jul 2012 04:53 AM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Folks, if ever you needed PROOF of the existence of Fartbama's magical time machine, this is surely it.



/also, Sugar Kowalski is heartbroken

04 Jul 2012 07:59 AM
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Dwight_Yeast     
Kevin72: Exactly! That's why "betting on Sandusky" is brilliant! People are speculating on just how long Sandusky can last. Especially the good people of Sandusky, Ohio who can't wait for Jerry Sandusky to be dead so they can reclaim their name.

Sandusky is 70. Even if nothing bad befalls him, he's only likely to live another five years or so in prison. Won't be surprised if he has a major coronary in the next two years.

04 Jul 2012 08:02 AM
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trotsky     
bwilson27: Sandusky, Ohio

Without a doubt, some right wing moron, no doubt informed solely by Fox and Freep, is ranting to his family at breakfast about how Obama is a socialist who supports Jerry Sandusky. I hate this country.

04 Jul 2012 08:12 AM
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Marty Ackerman     
www.mlpoa.ca

Because 'Cousin fark' wouldn't fit on the sign

04 Jul 2012 09:04 AM
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