Wow, had no idea they looked so cool.

/hot , like fusion

Or will there?

dramboxf: Or will there?

*Stephen Colbert eyebrow wiggle*

Come on chemistry jokes!

Organic Chemistry: Come on chemistry jokes!

It's just photons hitting an atom, nothing to get excited over.

That article might as well have been written by Cosmopolitan.

Organic Chemistry: Forgive me, being organic chemistry, you probably like the mechanism of your jokes to have a radical substitution in them.

Makh: Organic Chemistry: Come on chemistry jokes!

It's just photons hitting an atom, nothing to get excited over.

Uggghhh... Any more jokes like that, and you're grounded! We'll have no more of that sulfur, hydrogen, iodine, and tellurium here!

mamoru: Uggghhh... Any more jokes like that, and you're grounded! We'll have no more of that sulfur, hydrogen, iodine, and tellurium here!

You didn't have to be an arsole about it. :(

Makh: mamoru: Uggghhh... Any more jokes like that, and you're grounded! We'll have no more of that sulfur, hydrogen, iodine, and tellurium here!

You didn't have to be an arsole about it. :(

You are right. I should have figured that this would be such a polar discussion. I'll do my best to ketone.

I love articles which talk about an amazing image which neglect to include the actual image in question.

SJKebab: I love articles which talk about an amazing image which neglect to include the actual image in question.



Ignore me - I fail reading comprehension.

Shooting light At Them!

Hmmmm..... I recently heard someone ask if atoms could cast a shadow.......



//going to eat a plate of shrimp

Sure, it's a particle now. But turn your back on it for a second and it's all acting like a wave, listening to wave music, and hanging out with other waves.

mamoru
Uggghhh... Any more jokes like that, and you're grounded! We'll have no more of that sulfur, hydrogen, iodine, and tellurium here!

Which has less energy, steak or hamburger?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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That article might as well have been written by Cosmopolitan.

I concur. Science articles always make me cringe. This is why I need to be on TV and fill Bill Nye's shoes.

"If we change the frequency of the light we shine on the atom by just one part in a billion, the image can no longer be seen," Professor Kielpinski said.

Wow, it's almost as if the electronic transitions are quantised.

Actually, snark aside, that is pretty cool to see experiments so closely conform to theory. It's nice to get something right every now and then.

/phlogisti-what?

Once again, an article about a picture without that picture.

Cuchulane: Once again, an article about a picture without that picture.

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No kidding! They should know the rule by now, "pics or it didn't happen."

Cuchulane: Once again, an article about a picture without that picture.

lisarenee3505: No kidding! They should know the rule by now, "pics or it didn't happen."

Shhhhh...nobody tell them...let's all just watch and see how long it takes them to figure it out...

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender brings him the beer and the neutron asks how much? Bartender replies for you buddy no charge.

serjohn: A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender brings him the beer and the neutron asks how much? Bartender replies for you buddy no charge.

A neutrino enters a bar. The Bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" The neutrino replies, "Nah. Just passing through."

Prequel to Shadow of the Colossus?

Bartender says "What'll you have?".

A tachyon enters a bar.