Why would the kid

1) turn her in
2) admit to it

?

Should have warned us about the picture subby! What kills me is the "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" grin she's wearing.

I don't want to be Elfstar anymore. I want to be Debbie.

46 or 146?

A succubus!

Major points for the headline, Subby, but you forgot to mention how hot she was.

Mugato: Why would the kid

1) turn her in
2) admit to it

?

He didn't do so willingly. She took him away for three days, and they found 800 messages from her on his computer. It says he didn't look at her in court. (And, hopefully, not during sex, either.)

"The married mother-of-one flew more than 1,000 miles from her home in Tennessee to North Dakota to meet up with the teenager."

And she would port 500 miles, and she would port 500 more, just to be the Necro Dark Elf to port 1,000 miles to fall down at your Greater Faydark door!

I just don't get the attraction for teenage boys. "I bet he'll come in 30 seconds and has no idea how to please a woman. Wooooooo I want me some of that!"

From the links on the page:

Sixth-grade teacher, 32, charged with rape for 'having sex with 12-year-old boy from her class for two years

Women do loves them some young boys lately. I blame the men.

Farked

publikenemy: From the links on the page:

Sixth-grade teacher, 32, charged with rape for 'having sex with 12-year-old boy from her class for two years

Women do loves them some young boys lately. I blame the men.

See, that's not the way it works on FARK. You have to use FARK Logic: Clearly, that woman should be given a medal for making that 12 year old boy so popular among his peers. I mean, men and teeange boys want it all the time anyway, so it could never be an authority figure taking advantage of a boy, or rape at all. There's no chance she's a predatory pedophile or ephlebophile at all.

Vermicious Knids: I just don't get the attraction for teenage boys. "I bet he'll come in 30 seconds and has no idea how to please a woman. Wooooooo I want me some of that!"

It's easy to dominate young people. That's a big attraction to lots of folk.

BronyMedic: publikenemy: From the links on the page:

Sixth-grade teacher, 32, charged with rape for 'having sex with 12-year-old boy from her class for two years

Women do loves them some young boys lately. I blame the men.

See, that's not the way it works on FARK. You have to use FARK Logic: Clearly, that woman should be given a medal for making that 12 year old boy so popular among his peers. I mean, men and teeange boys want it all the time anyway, so it could never be an authority figure taking advantage of a boy, or rape at all. There's no chance she's a predatory pedophile or ephlebophile at all.



Yes, but that logic only applies if the teacher is hot

publikenemy: From the links on the page:

Sixth-grade teacher, 32, charged with rape for 'having sex with 12-year-old boy from her class for two years

Women do loves them some young boys lately. I blame the men.

Did she hold him back for two years?

publikenemy: BronyMedic: publikenemy: From the links on the page:

Sixth-grade teacher, 32, charged with rape for 'having sex with 12-year-old boy from her class for two years

Women do loves them some young boys lately. I blame the men.

See, that's not the way it works on FARK. You have to use FARK Logic: Clearly, that woman should be given a medal for making that 12 year old boy so popular among his peers. I mean, men and teeange boys want it all the time anyway, so it could never be an authority figure taking advantage of a boy, or rape at all. There's no chance she's a predatory pedophile or ephlebophile at all.



Yes, but that logic only applies if the teacher is hot

Don't forget female. If this were a male, and the female were 17, the FARK White Knight brigade would be defending her honor, and calling for the Death Penalty by defenestration!

Does she use the same printer for her birth certificate as the Prez? There's no way she's 46.

BronyMedic:

Don't forget female. If this were a male, and the female were 17, the FARK White Knight brigade would be defending her honor, and calling for the Death Penalty by defenestration!

Yes, but to be fair, girls never consent. They are most always snuck up on from behind, chloroformed, and thrown into a non-descript van with an obscured license plate

studebaker hoch: A succubus!

According to my trusty Lost Girl guide,succubi drain the life force of their victims,not the other way around.

She looks like she's in her 60s to me.

skinink: "The married mother-of-one flew more than 1,000 miles from her home in Tennessee to North Dakota to meet up with the teenager."
And she would port 500 miles, and she would port 500 more, just to be the Necro Dark Elf to port 1,000 miles to fall down at your Greater Faydark door!

Necros can't port. Plus they'd be kos in Gfay.

Fark that, check out the link on the right of the article for Zahia Dehar and then check out her web site. DAAAYUM!

Wizards 101??? What...did she get banned from Toontown?

I gotta say, subby, I do love the classics.

had98c: skinink: "The married mother-of-one flew more than 1,000 miles from her home in Tennessee to North Dakota to meet up with the teenager."
And she would port 500 miles, and she would port 500 more, just to be the Necro Dark Elf to port 1,000 miles to fall down at your Greater Faydark door!

Necros can't port. Plus they'd be kos in Gfay.

Not unless you kill orcs in Crushbone. A LOT of orcs and anything that looks like an orc in Crushbone. As a NE with my undead pet I had fun breaking up orc trains dead in their tracks.Then after a long time I could walk in Fadark and Freeport like I was a Human. Now as for the evil cities, I was farked.

I wonder if she does tricks....like pull a rabbit out of said sleeve of her wizard robe.

Dude, this was a 16 year old kid playing a low-budget online RPG. You KNOW he ain't gonna get any from within his peer group at school, this beast is about as good as he was gonna do.

She doesn't have a wizard's robe, it's just that her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard. Easy mistake to make.

Guys, we need to step it up.

If we grown men ACTED like grown men, bite the bullet and slept with all the women we could find, regardless of mental health or hideousness, they wouldnt feel the need to sleep with our children to have self validation.

Gentlemen, we have failed at the business of being supportive to society's snaggletoothed hags and horny crazy teachers.

I am hereby proposing that we go ahead and remove the time honored fark meme "dont stick your dick in crazy" from our collective lexicon and just dive on in. ... for the children.

I sound fat: Guys, we need to step it up.

If we grown men ACTED like grown men, bite the bullet and slept with all the women we could find, regardless of mental health or hideousness, they wouldnt feel the need to sleep with our children to have self validation.

Gentlemen, we have failed at the business of being supportive to society's snaggletoothed hags and horny crazy teachers.

I am hereby proposing that we go ahead and remove the time honored fark meme "dont stick your dick in crazy" from our collective lexicon and just dive on in. ... for the children.

Uh uh, I've already stuck my dick in enough crazy, it's someone else's turn!

I sound fat: Guys, we need to step it up.

If we grown men ACTED like grown men, bite the bullet and slept with all the women we could find, regardless of mental health or hideousness, they wouldnt feel the need to sleep with our children to have self validation.

Gentlemen, we have failed at the business of being supportive to society's snaggletoothed hags and horny crazy teachers.

I am hereby proposing that we go ahead and remove the time honored fark meme "dont stick your dick in crazy" from our collective lexicon and just dive on in. ... for the children.

No.

Sometimes it's better to just stay a virgin.

I sound fat: Guys, we need to step it up.

If we grown men ACTED like grown men, bite the bullet and slept with all the women we could find, regardless of mental health or hideousness, they wouldnt feel the need to sleep with our children to have self validation.

Gentlemen, we have failed at the business of being supportive to society's snaggletoothed hags and horny crazy teachers.

I am hereby proposing that we go ahead and remove the time honored fark meme "dont stick your dick in crazy" from our collective lexicon and just dive on in. ... for the children.

You should post that on craig's list. "Will fark any woman, any time" and see how that works for you.

Kid,

Threw up less gutting a 300yr old undead monk.

Apos: studebaker hoch: A succubus!

According to my trusty Lost Girl guide,succubi drain the life force of their victims,not the other way around.

She's learned to channel chi back into someone else, as well, iirc.

/guilty pleasure show

Snow-Dog: I sound fat: Guys, we need to step it up.

If we grown men ACTED like grown men, bite the bullet and slept with all the women we could find, regardless of mental health or hideousness, they wouldnt feel the need to sleep with our children to have self validation.

Gentlemen, we have failed at the business of being supportive to society's snaggletoothed hags and horny crazy teachers.

I am hereby proposing that we go ahead and remove the time honored fark meme "dont stick your dick in crazy" from our collective lexicon and just dive on in. ... for the children.

Uh uh, I've already stuck my dick in enough crazy, it's someone else's turn!

What he said. I've "taken one for the team" more times than I'd like to admit.

/shudder

Nice headline, haven't thought of Bloddninja in a long time.

Bloodninja....I'm all full of typos today. Too much celebratin' going on around here...

Knoxville? Perhaps she wanted to go to the Sunsphere.

nikku88: Knoxville? Perhaps she wanted to go to the Sunsphere.

It's full of wigs.

Silly woman. Only virgins can be wizards. And they have to be men, no women allowed.

It's a lot like the Roman Catholic clergy, only with sillier robes, more hand-waiving and mumbo-jumbo, and staffs instead of croziers. And pointy hats. They're the male equivalent of the Welsh bonnets worn by witches. In fact, pretty much all of wizard culture is borrowed from the Welsh, except for the massed male choirs. That's just gay.

Choirs attract women and then everything goes to Hell, so serious wizards don't sing and leave harp playing to elves.

shotglasss: Nice headline, haven't thought of Bloddninja in a long time.

yeah but i didn't see anything about a horny rhino.

there are many good parts of that epic tale but the "and you become beautiful" section always gets a laugh.

Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.

WhippingBoy: Snow-Dog: I sound fat:
What he said. I've "taken one for the team" more times than I'd like to admit.

/shudder

What about taking her from behind, does that make it any more palatable?

/offhand curiosity

Ambivalence: I sound fat: Guys, we need to step it up.

If we grown men ACTED like grown men, bite the bullet and slept with all the women we could find, regardless of mental health or hideousness, they wouldnt feel the need to sleep with our children to have self validation.

Gentlemen, we have failed at the business of being supportive to society's snaggletoothed hags and horny crazy teachers.

I am hereby proposing that we go ahead and remove the time honored fark meme "dont stick your dick in crazy" from our collective lexicon and just dive on in. ... for the children.

You should post that on craig's list. "Will fark any woman, any time" and see how that works for you.

Okay. For society's sake.... and curiosity.

/ this better not work.

She really should write down their names or something.

skinink: "The married mother-of-one flew more than 1,000 miles from her home in Tennessee to North Dakota to meet up with the teenager."
And she would port 500 miles, and she would port 500 more, just to be the Necro Dark Elf to port 1,000 miles to fall down at your Greater Faydark door!

I'm... I'm in love with you.