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03 Jul 2012 08:36 PM   |   27647 clicks   |   Gawker
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coeyagi    [TotalFark]  
wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!

Fano: wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!

The only breeders in France are Algerian or muslim in general


In 2005, with words like this, your ass would already have 10 Company men sniffing around in it.

03 Jul 2012 08:54 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
Hobodeluxe: phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?

since when do pedophiles of any sort care about marriage or the law?


how are you supposed to raise a family when you don't even LOVE your own kids

03 Jul 2012 08:55 PM
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No Line For Beer    [TotalFark]  
LectertheChef: They had civil unions before, enjoyed nearly all the rights of married couples, except for adoption, and maybe one or two other things. Straight couples also have access to the civil union thing, for whatever reason.

That's because the French government doesn't recognize religious ceremonies. You can have a "church wedding," but you still have to go before their equivalent of a justice of the peace.

03 Jul 2012 08:55 PM
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Counter_Intelligent    [TotalFark]  
Won't someone think of le tortue?

03 Jul 2012 08:55 PM
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LectertheChef     
rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.

France has actually always been surprisingly uptight about certain things. Moreso than most Americans realize, but I think that goes back to WWI, with the French being so much friendlier to black American soldiers. Most of those guys thought France was paradise compared with what they had back home. So, Americans just assume that France is some sort of free for all orgy.

03 Jul 2012 08:55 PM
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Klivian     
YouPeopleAreCrazy: WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?

/think carefully about your answer


Yes. We want Washington to force the hicks in the South to give equal rites to citizens of the United States.

03 Jul 2012 08:56 PM
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davidphogan     
YouPeopleAreCrazy: WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?
What other powers do we want to grant to the current administration?
What powers do we want to grant to the next administration?

/think carefully about your answer


You have a problem with the feds regulating that human rights are rights? Why do you hate the Union?

03 Jul 2012 08:56 PM
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ParaHandy     
make me some tea: silgryphon: The United States should do the same

We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.


You mean like with the negras and tham thar civul ryats?

03 Jul 2012 08:56 PM
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12349876     
phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?

I know. We need to make ALL marriage ILLEGAL to stop the girl abusing pedophiles.

03 Jul 2012 08:56 PM
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chopit     
ThatGuyGreg: I FINALLY get a chance to use this photo I took!

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 478x640]


Consider it stolen.

03 Jul 2012 08:56 PM
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WorldCitizen    [TotalFark]  
YouPeopleAreCrazy: WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?
What other powers do we want to grant to the current administration?
What powers do we want to grant to the next administration?

/think carefully about your answer


I suppose you think the states should have been able to vote individually on things like segregation? Southern states MIGHT have finally voted against segregation by now. It might have been a race between them and South Africa. All Americans should be entitled to equal rights. Some Americans should not be more equal than others because they happen to live in a backwards state.

03 Jul 2012 08:57 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
12349876: phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?

I know. We need to make ALL marriage ILLEGAL to stop the girl abusing pedophiles.


which girl is abusing the pedos

let me at em let me at em!@!

upload.wikimedia.org

03 Jul 2012 08:57 PM
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Theaetetus     
make me some tea: FINALLY France is as cool as Iowa!

[snort]

/Subby
//Yours would've made a better headline

03 Jul 2012 08:57 PM
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ParaHandy     
LectertheChef: rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.

France has actually always been surprisingly uptight about certain things. Moreso than most Americans realize, but I think that goes back to WWI, with the French being so much friendlier to black American soldiers. Most of those guys thought France was paradise compared with what they had back home. So, Americans just assume that France is some sort of free for all orgy.


They even give their black people health care, and it's the best in the world. Rubes.

03 Jul 2012 08:58 PM
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Dwight_Yeast     
make me some tea: We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.

It'll happen quicker than that. If Obama is re-elected, there will be a legal challenge on DOMA and the Justice Dept will only do the least it can to defend against it. The Supremes will hear the case and they will find DOMA and the bans on same-sex marriage at the state level unconstitutional, likely under equal protection.

I know this current court is extremely conservative, but they're also very pro-individual rights. It's basically the same court which struck down ALL sodomy laws a few years ago.

03 Jul 2012 08:58 PM
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jake3988     
make me some tea 2012-07-03 08:51:42 PM silgryphon: The United States should do the same We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.
===================================== =================

Considering like only 1 state has passed it by popular vote... 10 years is wildly optimistic for 3/4 of the states.

California will probably be legal if only for court rulings. New York I could see going for it very soon.

Hell, Hawaii, probably the bluest state in the nation has gay marriage ban in their constitution! Though, I could see that changing within 10 years.

But beyond those three states? I don't see many more.

/Sad as that is.

03 Jul 2012 08:59 PM
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WorldCitizen    [TotalFark]  
Dwight_Yeast: make me some tea: We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.

It'll happen quicker than that. If Obama is re-elected, there will be a legal challenge on DOMA and the Justice Dept will only do the least it can to defend against it. The Supremes will hear the case and they will find DOMA and the bans on same-sex marriage at the state level unconstitutional, likely under equal protection.

I know this current court is extremely conservative, but they're also very pro-individual rights. It's basically the same court which struck down ALL sodomy laws a few years ago.


I would hope. I really don't want to have to live in a separate country from my partner for another 10 years (it will be 2 years this Thursday).

03 Jul 2012 09:00 PM
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TheManofPA    [TotalFark]  
Bonjour you cheese-eating butt-surrendering monkeys

03 Jul 2012 09:00 PM
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LectertheChef     
No Line For Beer: LectertheChef: They had civil unions before, enjoyed nearly all the rights of married couples, except for adoption, and maybe one or two other things. Straight couples also have access to the civil union thing, for whatever reason.

That's because the French government doesn't recognize religious ceremonies. You can have a "church wedding," but you still have to go before their equivalent of a justice of the peace.


Actually they're two seperate things. There's marriage, and then there's the civil unions, which they called PACS (pacte civil de solidarité).

03 Jul 2012 09:00 PM
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Now That's What I Call a Taco!     
coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!


Vatican City. What do I win?

03 Jul 2012 09:00 PM
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Shrugging Atlas     
Hey everybody, let's all get laid!

03 Jul 2012 09:01 PM
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MrEricSir     
phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?

Unfortunately for you, child molestation is still illegal in France.

03 Jul 2012 09:01 PM
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tweek46420     
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good for you france

03 Jul 2012 09:01 PM
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RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
Nice!

i45.tinypic.com

03 Jul 2012 09:01 PM
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goodbomb     
Gay Paris

03 Jul 2012 09:02 PM
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Theaetetus     
WorldCitizen: I suppose you think the states should have been able to vote individually on things like segregation? Southern states MIGHT have finally voted against segregation by now.

Mississippi still hasn't ratified the 13th Amendment.

03 Jul 2012 09:03 PM
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coeyagi    [TotalFark]  
Now That's What I Call a Taco!: coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!

Vatican City. What do I win?


Damn. Good one.

03 Jul 2012 09:04 PM
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MisterLoki     
coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!


I'll put $20 on Turkmenistan.

03 Jul 2012 09:04 PM
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Makh    [TotalFark]  
It's like they don't even care what the Republicans here think of them. France is like a bunch of liberal, elitist, socialist, Honey Badgers.

03 Jul 2012 09:05 PM
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topcon     
From French to English, "LeBron James" roughly translates to "TheBron James." Stay tuned next week when I translate "Matt LeBlanc," which is about one order of magnitude more difficult to translate than the previous entry, which if you don't remember, was "LeBron James."

03 Jul 2012 09:05 PM
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Dwight_Yeast     
LectertheChef: Actually they're two seperate things. There's marriage, and then there's the civil unions, which they called PACS (pacte civil de solidarité)

To add another wrinkle, since the 1789 Revolution, French law has separated legal and religious marriage, to the point that traditionally couples had two services: the legal one recognized by the state and the religious one recognized by the church.

More recently, many French couples skipped the (expensive and pointless) religious ceremony and only went through the legal one.

03 Jul 2012 09:06 PM
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davidphogan     
jake3988: make me some tea 2012-07-03 08:51:42 PM silgryphon: The United States should do the same We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.
===================================== =================

Considering like only 1 state has passed it by popular vote... 10 years is wildly optimistic for 3/4 of the states.

California will probably be legal if only for court rulings. New York I could see going for it very soon.

Hell, Hawaii, probably the bluest state in the nation has gay marriage ban in their constitution! Though, I could see that changing within 10 years.

But beyond those three states? I don't see many more.

/Sad as that is.


I thought NY legallized it already? Or were you talking about furry marriage?

03 Jul 2012 09:07 PM
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chopit     
coeyagi: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!

Vatican City. What do I win?

Damn. Good one.


Somalia.

03 Jul 2012 09:09 PM
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God-is-a-Taco    [TotalFark]  
Fano: wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!

The only breeders in France are Algerian or muslim in general


Well, it's in Europe...
Still, it's great news. It just won't last very long.

03 Jul 2012 09:09 PM
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Dwight_Yeast     
Makh: It's like they don't even care what the Republicans here think of them. France is like a bunch of liberal, elitist, socialist, Honey Badgers.

I've more respect for honey badgers than I do for the modern-day GOP.

03 Jul 2012 09:09 PM
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encyclopediaplushuman    [TotalFark]  
Fabulous indeed

03 Jul 2012 09:10 PM
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Arkanaut     
What? But Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby assured me that France had already legalized gay marriage! I can't believe Sacha Baron Cohen lied to me!

03 Jul 2012 09:10 PM
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studebaker hoch     
Same-sex marriage creates MORE married people.

Unlike divorce which creates LESS married people.

You really want to defend marriage? I have an idea.

03 Jul 2012 09:10 PM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
Mrtraveler01: LectertheChef: Dwight_Yeast: France accepts gay marriage. The UK will in the next few months. And the US is on the wrong side of history. Again.

Hell, Ireland's got it planned. Mother farking more Catholic than the Pope Ireland will have same sex marriage before we do.

Actually the Catholic Church's infulence in Ireland is a shell of its former self.

Guess that what happens when you diddle little boys and then try to cover up the whole thing.


Hellfire?

03 Jul 2012 09:11 PM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
Arkanaut: I can't believe Sacha Baron Cohen lied to me!

His whole schtick is lying to people.

03 Jul 2012 09:11 PM
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tudorgurl     
ThatGuyGreg: I FINALLY get a chance to use this photo I took!

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 478x640]


Wow...that is gorgeous!

03 Jul 2012 09:12 PM
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Mock26     
Taste the rainbow, France. Taste the rainbow.

03 Jul 2012 09:12 PM
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NobleHam     
AverageAmericanGuy: rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.

There was this little conflagration that was kind of keeping people busy. Maybe you've heard of it?

WORLD WAR II


...In 1962?

03 Jul 2012 09:14 PM
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LordJiro     
Dwight_Yeast: Makh: It's like they don't even care what the Republicans here think of them. France is like a bunch of liberal, elitist, socialist, Honey Badgers.

I've more respect for honey badgers than I do for the modern-day GOP.


I have more respect for honey badgers than I do for most people. Honey badgers are farking badass.

03 Jul 2012 09:15 PM
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TomD9938     
God-is-a-Taco: Fano: wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!

The only breeders in France are Algerian or muslim in general

Well, it's in Europe...
Still, it's great news. It just won't last very long.


Three or four generations allowing divorce lawyers to clean up even more than they already do.

03 Jul 2012 09:15 PM
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coeyagi    [TotalFark]  
chopit: coeyagi: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!

Vatican City. What do I win?

Damn. Good one.

Somalia.


I am going to rule against that one on a technicality. You need a government to make things legal or illegal.

03 Jul 2012 09:16 PM
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Mouser     
How could they tell?

03 Jul 2012 09:17 PM
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Nem Wan     
davidphogan: coeyagi: Freedom Fries to make a 10-year anniversary comeback!

I have an idea here... Let's call gay marriage French Marriage. That way when the French next piss off neocons we can call it Freedom Marriage. Right?


No, no, no, this time we'll call them Family Fries.

03 Jul 2012 09:18 PM
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Arkanaut     
AverageAmericanGuy: Arkanaut: I can't believe Sacha Baron Cohen lied to me!

His whole schtick is lying to people.


What? Now you'll tell me he isn't actually from Kazakhstan.

03 Jul 2012 09:19 PM
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Goldstein     
Theaetetus: WorldCitizen: I suppose you think the states should have been able to vote individually on things like segregation? Southern states MIGHT have finally voted against segregation by now.

Mississippi still hasn't ratified the 13th Amendment.


Not true. 1996. It took them over 125 years, but give credit where it's due.

03 Jul 2012 09:19 PM
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