Kittypie070: L.D. Ablo 2012-07-04 01:58:33 AM

Where's George W. Bush?

I was hoping to see him doing something extremely challenging, like finding his car keys or pronouncing a word with more than two syllables.


Dude.

Here is some genuine awesome from former President GW Bush.

Now go f*ck yourself, since you are otherwise incapable of sensible thought.

/leftist hippie

That was the most vapid, platitudinous blather that I've heard in a long time. After ruining Iraq, Bush has the nerve to talk to them about their religion like they are third graders.

tinfoil-hat maggie: And yea weed was better and from my readings decided to never try any opiates.

You're not missing anything. (They're good for what you won't remember in hospitals).

/nature = winning

Kevin72: That was the most vapid, platitudinous blather that I've heard in a long time. After ruining Iraq, Bush has the nerve to talk to them about their religion like they are third graders.

Right, yeah. GWB, what a failure.

/contributing to the SGL, pulling it off like an oscar-winning celeb

tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Arsayalalyur: I thought Jefferson punching a gorilla was pretty funny, but I don't get why he's holding the Declaration of Independence.

Because TJ wrote the Declaration of Independence, dork.

Someone should screen cap that comment for posterity, just saying.

Especially since aforementioned dork made the comment on the 4th of July of all days.

Mister Pleco: Now, I'm going to put my foot up all in that. Download is here: Link

Oh god that song. 9th grade all over again... can't... cope...

everything about that link is terrible.

It's a 136 year old steel engraving of William Tecumseh Sherman. That's bad ass.

ever notice how often people from bygone eras have tweaker eyes?

That's the devil's own flame burning in Sherman's eyes. Behind that steely mask is a mind that sees a city in need of a firestorm... because that's the only way to keep the bastards from coming up behind you and slitting your throat in the dark.

urban.derelict: Kevin72: That was the most vapid, platitudinous blather that I've heard in a long time. After ruining Iraq, Bush has the nerve to talk to them about their religion like they are third graders.

Right, yeah. GWB, what a failure.

/contributing to the SGL, pulling it off like an oscar-winning celeb

Sorry, your SGL is totally obscure, no one has any idea what you are talking about.

Go fark yourself, FDR

God-is-a-Taco 2012-07-04 02:32:14 AM

Kittypie070:
Here is some genuine awesome from former President GW Bush.

Now go f*ck yourself, since you are otherwise incapable of sensible thought.

/leftist hippie

Drunk on patriotism tonight, kittypie?
Yes, it's July 4th, but GW was a terrible president and is a terrible human being.
Hey, those wars were kind of bad, but check out how he reads that piece of paper in front of a microphone. I want to have a beer with him.

I got a gods damn miniscule handful of stuff I can commend Dubya for.

The vid is part of it.

The rest of the guy was all like WTF, George? Derp?

No I ain't drunk.

I simply will NOT abide childish lazy mind garbage like the following:

<sub>L.D. Ablo 2012-07-04 01:58:33 AM

Where's George W. Bush?

I was hoping to see him doing something extremely challenging, like finding his car keys or pronouncing a word with more than two syllables.</sub>

LD probably thinks the "Let's spell Bush with a swastika for the S!" thing was a super duper oh my yes how very clever and witty knee slapper.

If you are gonna insult the man PUT SOME GODDAMN THOUGHT BEHIND IT instead of lazy slovenly crap that would shame an eight year old kid to repeat.

/sorry for the threadjack, 'twas not intentional.

//don't get all up in kitty's grill, biatches

Carry on.

urban.derelict: tinfoil-hat maggie: And yea weed was better and from my readings decided to never try any opiates.

You're not missing anything. (They're good for what you won't remember in hospitals).

/nature = winning

It never seemed recreational to to me, and I've got first hand descriptions of it from my my mom who was thrown out of a car in an accident and ended up with a broken back,

eggrolls: Screw fantasy.

[www.milwaukeesfinest.net image 370x494]

On October 14, 1912, Theodore Roosevelt was in Milwaukee to give a speech. As Roosevelt was leaving his hotel, he entered his vehicle and rose to wave to the crowd. John Schrank fired one shot, striking Roosevelt in the chest. Though bleeding from a chest wound, Roosevelt proceeded to the Milwaukee Auditorium and gave an eighty minute speech to the 9,000 who had gathered. Only at the conclusion of the speech did he seek medical attention.

THAT'S badass.

Teddy did a hell of a lot for our country, but GODDAMN did he want to go to war with Cuba so bad. I suggest reading "The War Lovers." It's slow reading, but very, very interesting.

Kittypie070:
If you are gonna insult the man PUT SOME GODDAMN THOUGHT BEHIND IT instead of lazy slovenly crap that would shame an eight year old kid to repeat.

But low-hanging fruit can be the juiciest fruit. :(
Madam, if you haven't laughed at one of the various Bushisms then I am forced to question your very humanity.

I had to google one for you, just to brighten your spirits:

""Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever."
--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008"

Kittypie070: /sorry for the threadjack, 'twas not intentional.

//don't get all up in kitty's grill, biatches

Carry on.

Ya know, I've been wondering what Gyrfalcon loves so much about you but now I see it, kitty has claws and a brain to match. You are so on my Favs now : )

/Namaste

Jim_Callahan: So, Reagan on the velociraptor got a laugh, but as that was the best one it kinda took the wind out of the sails of the rest of the slideshow. Plus, you know, the whole "it was a damned slideshow" bit.

That is a factually accurate portrayal of the invasion of Grenada.

God-is-a-Taco 2012-07-04 03:18:07 AM

Kittypie070:
If you are gonna insult the man PUT SOME GODDAMN THOUGHT BEHIND IT instead of lazy slovenly crap that would shame an eight year old kid to repeat.

But low-hanging fruit can be the juiciest fruit. :(
Madam, if you haven't laughed at one of the various Bushisms then I am forced to question your very humanity.

Trust me God, I have laughed at plenty of Dub's malapropisms :D

I specially like the Immovable Door of Derp.

_{/hugs you with tayle}

//offers Namaste to tinfoil-hat maggie

Jim_Callahan: So, Reagan on the velociraptor got a laugh, but as that was the best one it kinda took the wind out of the sails of the rest of the slideshow. Plus, you know, the whole "it was a damned slideshow" bit.

The tiger in a hurricane was funny.

Aar1012: /*Offer not valid for British children

Uh, Washington was British. They all were until they got all uppity and stuff.

Kittypie070: Trust me God, I have laughed at plenty of Dub's malapropisms :D

Oh ALL of them, not just W. This is why I was so freaking happy Biden got the current VP slot. That man makes W. seem like a freakin' Mensa scholar.

ozarkmatt: Kittypie070: Trust me God, I have laughed at plenty of Dub's malapropisms :D

Oh ALL of them, not just W. This is why I was so freaking happy Biden got the current VP slot. That man makes W. seem like a freakin' Mensa scholar.

Really, I used to watch Biden on the Sunday morning talk shows, the man has some brains no mater how the media want to portray him. He has lot's of foreign policy experience and you're an uneducated baffoon, that listens to what you've been told to believe, and I say it just isn't that way. I used to think Biden could have become president in his own right back many years ago, but politics and such.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Really, I used to watch Biden on the Sunday morning talk shows, the man has some brains no mater how the media want to portray him. He has lot's of foreign policy experience and you're an uneducated baffoon, that listens to what you've been told to believe, and I say it just isn't that way. I used to think Biden could have become president in his own right back many years ago, but politics and such.

Seriously? I am surprised that anybody that watched him on the Sunday news shows back pre-VP would consider him anything other than a functioning idiot. As for his foreign policy experience, his idea to divide Iraq into three separate autonomous regions with a weak central government based on ethnicity and/or religion was weapons grade stupidity. Any knowledge at ALL of colonial Africa/Yugoslavia/Ireland/pre Revolution North America would nip that shiat in the bud.

It wasn't the media's fault he is portrayed as an anti-brainiac - other than the fact they broadcast the verbal nonsense he spews.

RexTalionis: It's a 136 year old steel engraving of William Tecumseh Sherman. That's bad ass.

Back to the actual thread.

That is bad ass. I would be curious if that engraving has enough relief where you could do one of those things like they do in old cemeteries with the light charcoal rubbing on paper. I doubt it I guess, but if you can, I would love to have one. That really is pretty cool. I would also love to hear the story of where you got that.

What no Nixon!? I'm truly disappoint.

ozarkmatt: tinfoil-hat maggie: Really, I used to watch Biden on the Sunday morning talk shows, the man has some brains no mater how the media want to portray him. He has lot's of foreign policy experience and you're an uneducated baffoon, that listens to what you've been told to believe, and I say it just isn't that way. I used to think Biden could have become president in his own right back many years ago, but politics and such.

Seriously? I am surprised that anybody that watched him on the Sunday news shows back pre-VP would consider him anything other than a functioning idiot. As for his foreign policy experience, his idea to divide Iraq into three separate autonomous regions with a weak central government based on ethnicity and/or religion was weapons grade stupidity. Any knowledge at ALL of colonial Africa/Yugoslavia/Ireland/pre Revolution North America would nip that shiat in the bud.

It wasn't the media's fault he is portrayed as an anti-brainiac - other than the fact they broadcast the verbal nonsense he spews.
candidatescandidates here
Oh sorry I should have mentioned pre-Bush 2, yea you seem young and exicitabile .Look I'm not going to go into the medias portrayal of candidates here but they do need to find a narrative.

eggrolls: Screw fantasy.

[www.milwaukeesfinest.net image 370x494]

On October 14, 1912, Theodore Roosevelt was in Milwaukee to give a speech. As Roosevelt was leaving his hotel, he entered his vehicle and rose to wave to the crowd. John Schrank fired one shot, striking Roosevelt in the chest. Though bleeding from a chest wound, Roosevelt proceeded to the Milwaukee Auditorium and gave an eighty minute speech to the 9,000 who had gathered. Only at the conclusion of the speech did he seek medical attention.

THAT'S badass.

Teddy gets my vote for most badass president of all time.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh sorry I should have mentioned pre-Bush 2, yea you seem young and exicitabile .Look I'm not going to go into the medias portrayal of candidates here but they do need to find a narrative.

Yeah, they need to find a narrative. You are absolutely correct. When that narrative is actually based on the truth, it is so much better.

And nobody has called me young and excitable since I messed with that MILF that worked with me when I was a fry cook in the mid 80's while in high school. THANKS!!!!

/ damn I feel old.
// thanks ;-(

Kittypie070: God-is-a-Taco 2012-07-04 02:32:14 AM

Kittypie070:
Here is some genuine awesome from former President GW Bush.

Now go f*ck yourself, since you are otherwise incapable of sensible thought.

/leftist hippie

Drunk on patriotism tonight, kittypie?
Yes, it's July 4th, but GW was a terrible president and is a terrible human being.
Hey, those wars were kind of bad, but check out how he reads that piece of paper in front of a microphone. I want to have a beer with him.

I got a gods damn miniscule handful of stuff I can commend Dubya for.

The vid is part of it.

The rest of the guy was all like WTF, George? Derp?

No I ain't drunk.

I simply will NOT abide childish lazy mind garbage like the following:

L.D. Ablo 2012-07-04 01:58:33 AM

Where's George W. Bush?

I was hoping to see him doing something extremely challenging, like finding his car keys or pronouncing a word with more than two syllables.

LD probably thinks the "Let's spell Bush with a swastika for the S!" thing was a super duper oh my yes how very clever and witty knee slapper.

If you are gonna insult the man PUT SOME GODDAMN THOUGHT BEHIND IT instead of lazy slovenly crap that would shame an eight year old kid to repeat.

Hook. Line. Sinker.

/Maybe you should talk to a doctor about that kneejerk.

strategic, global, reserve, it made sense when I thought of it, damnit!

/SPR try
//NO MEMORY.MP3

Wow, those are lame.

Omahawg: what a real american hero looks like

[debsfoundation.org image 200x260]

Debs!

Is this how "hotlinks" works?



/do I click here? -->

Anybody know the whereabouts of the picture of giant green Abe Lincoln with death-ray eyes rampaging over a battle field?

Every time I google for it I get a bunch of Lasik ads.

ozarkmatt: Aar1012: /*Offer not valid for British children

Uh, Washington was British. They all were until they got all uppity and stuff.

You should see the video in the post that I quoted. Then it would make more sense

Arsayalalyur: I thought Jefferson punching a gorilla was pretty funny, but I don't get why he's holding the Declaration of Independence.

So the gorilla can't snatch it away and publicly read it without mentioning Gawd.

I don't get it. What does Teddy Roosevelt have against Wookies?

Urinal Cake Mix: eggrolls: Screw fantasy.

[www.milwaukeesfinest.net image 370x494]

On October 14, 1912, Theodore Roosevelt was in Milwaukee to give a speech. As Roosevelt was leaving his hotel, he entered his vehicle and rose to wave to the crowd. John Schrank fired one shot, striking Roosevelt in the chest. Though bleeding from a chest wound, Roosevelt proceeded to the Milwaukee Auditorium and gave an eighty minute speech to the 9,000 who had gathered. Only at the conclusion of the speech did he seek medical attention.

THAT'S badass.

Teddy did a hell of a lot for our country, but GODDAMN did he want to go to war with Cuba so bad. I suggest reading "The War Lovers." It's slow reading, but very, very interesting.

He was an official badass.

Needs more Bill Clinton seducer of green alien women.

RexTalionis: William Tecumseh Sherman. That's bad ass.

This

A few years ago when I was living in north Georgia (85 Miles from Atlanta) I had such a hard time getting anyone to come to my Sherman's March Anniversary Party.

/CSB
// Sherman's Hatpins for the win

JFK? I thought it was Al Gore.


Civil Defense Van: Thank you all for coming. It is my pleasure to present the host of the Kyoto global
warming conference. The inventor of the environment, and first emperor of the moon, Al Gore!
Al Gore: I have ridden the mighty moon worm!
[Crowd cheers]
Fry: Good for him.

I have a four comic book series in which Charles Hoy Fort and Teddy Roosevelt (who was then Governor of New York, IIRC), fight Fortean monsters. That painting looks like it could have been done as the pitch for such a thing.

Here's a link, with one of the covers:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort:_Pr ophet_of_the_Unexplained

God-is-a-Taco: Kittypie070:
If you are gonna insult the man PUT SOME GODDAMN THOUGHT BEHIND IT instead of lazy slovenly crap that would shame an eight year old kid to repeat.

But low-hanging fruit can be the juiciest fruit. :(
Madam, if you haven't laughed at one of the various Bushisms then I am forced to question your very humanity.

I had to google one for you, just to brighten your spirits:

""Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever."
--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008"

Subtext: Removing Saddam Hussein was the especially right decision back in the 1990s when Poppy Bush pulled his punch and didn't do it in the First Iraq War, for fear of pissing off the Saudis and opening a fricking can of worms that might take centuries to re-pack, including massively increasing the power and influence of Iran. Not to mention the diplomatic and political consequences in the USA, the Islamic region, and the World. Poppy was a classic CIA-educated American Realist rather than a Gung Ho Ignent Jingoist. He did what he thought was prudent at the risk of being called a wimp and having his wife pound her gorilla chest and howl that her husband was not a wimp, to laughter all round.

Or was it the right thing to do then? By the time Bush Secundo did it, Saddam Hussein was no longer a real and present danger to anybody outside of his territory. His power was spent. His days were numbered. His "weapons of mass destruction" were found by the UN and destroyed despite that damn fool US marine who was damaging their efforts from inside (Good job, UN! Or secret agent Dolt, according to your political leanings.) or abandoned because the country no longer had the money to pay for research let alone production. His scientists and his supporters were lying to him like Curve Ball on a pub crawl. His capabilities were never lower and declining.

In short, the Good Ship Sunshine and Lollipops flounders once again on the reefs and shoals of fact.

Either Bush Sr. was a traitor and a fool or Bush Jr. was a fool and a military and diplomatic failure on a grand scale. Take your pick. Personally, I'd like a little from column A and a little from column B, with egg roll, er, eye roll.

I maintain that it would have been right to take out Hussein in the early 90s, but that it was the wrong thing to do a decade later. In the 90s, Bush Primo had a mandate that meant something, and moral grounds enough for intervention in the internal affairs of another country, let alone an aggressor trying to take back the historical 19th province of Iraq which was handed over to some friendly sheiks by the British in the late 18th century for their own imperial purposes.

This guy is on some special drugs there. Do you think he took too much LSD or just too much jebus?

Enigmamf: Nothing worse IMHO than sending blog traffic to someone who basically steals someone else's work, for a slideshow no less.

even Genocide?

Is this racist?



Or is my post racist for what it implies?

/infers?

FDR: American Badass. NSFW Language. Mild lycanthropy. Horrible puns. Violent wheelchairs.

John F. Kennedy on an unicorn!!!

Isn't that contradiction of terms?

DerekSD: ever notice how often people from bygone eras have tweaker eyes?

/random thoughts...

It's because the cameras took longer to take a photo and you had to sit there very still for a few moments. It's also why no one ever smiles in early photography, you couldn't hold that expression still long enough for the camera to get it.