"We advise you to keep Johannes where we can see them."

Those are a couple of my favorite decomposers.

Maybe he planned on trying to play at molar volume

which authorities say composes a serious crime

That's what Danube 's believe, I'm sure.


/yeah, I'm stretching here

This is a man who really needs to get a Handel on his life.

The tooth? You can't Handel the tooth!

Oh dear -- I see I doubled up on a Handel gag. Can I take it Bach?

Captain Kierk: Oh dear -- I see I doubled up on a Handel gag. Can I take it Bach?

Bah, no worries!

Let's go to the ice cream shop and have some Schubert!

So after buddy stole the teeth, Verdi take them?

Captain Kierk: So after buddy stole the teeth, Verdi take them?

Any number of locations.

It's a long Liszt.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Captain Kierk: So after buddy stole the teeth, Verdi take them?

Any number of locations.

It's a long Liszt.

It sure is hard to think Vivaldi places they could end up

So, he just waltzed right in there and took them?

phlegmmo: So, he just waltzed right in there and took them?

Some graves are easy to get into

/Mozart not

Captain Kierk: It sure is hard to think Vivaldi places they could end up

We have to consider that he might have been flat baroque.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Captain Kierk: It sure is hard to think Vivaldi places they could end up

We have to consider that he might have been flat baroque.

I guess that would explain why he was Chopin for dentures in a cemetery...

Captain Kierk: I guess that would explain why he was Chopin for dentures in a cemetery...

He didn't have many options, let's be Franck.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He didn't have many options, let's be Franck.

I completely agree -- it's a pretty Straussful situation to be in...

So, I assume this guy Borodin?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: So, I assume this guy Borodin?

Maybe he was Haydn in the bushes? He could've snuck in and out in less than a minuet.

/Inner band geek: exposed.

Omg, a tooth fairy that actually exists for all the wrong reasons!!

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

This is a man who really needs to get a Handel on his life.


He should have picked a better Haydn place.

Dammit, Captain Kierk.

:-)

Damn! All the pun-able Germanic composer names have been used. Damned hard to pun Tchaikovsky or Khachaturian.

Maybe he wanted to clone them. That would be cool if somebody cloned Brahms. Strauss, not so much.

Sneakytoes: Maybe he wanted to clone them. That would be cool if somebody cloned Brahms. Strauss, not so much.

But what would we do without Levi's?

Who's the Lead Conductor of this investigation?

They wanted to tickle the ivories.

Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,
And Mozart don't go shopping no more.
You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again,
And Elgar doesn't answer the door.
Schubert and Chopin used to chuckle and laugh,
Whilst composing a long symphony,
But one hundred and fifty years later,
There's very little of them left to see.

They're decomposing composers.
There's nothing much anyone can do.
You can still hear Beethoven,
But Beethoven cannot hear you.

Handel and Haydn and Rachmaninov
Enjoyed a nice drink with their meal,
But nowadays, no one will serve them,
And their gravy is left to congeal.

Verdi and Wagner delighted the crowds
With their highly original sound.
The pianos they played are still working,
But they're both six feet underground.

They're decomposing composers.
There's less of them every year.
You can say what you like to Debussy,
But there's not much of him left to hear.

Claude Achille Debussy-- Died, 1918.

Christophe Willebald Gluck-- Died, 1787.

Carl Maria von Weber-- Not at all well, 1825. Died, 1826.

Giacomo Meyerbeer-- Still alive, 1863. Not still alive, 1864.

Modeste Mussorgsky-- 1880, going to parties. No fun anymore, 1881.

Johan Nepomuk Hummel-- Chatting away nineteen to the dozen with his mates down the pub every evening, 1836. 1837, nothing.

Rock me Armadeus.

Technically, they comprise a serious crime.

Enigmamf

Technically, they comprise a serious crime.


Newsflash: people who write music are not called 'comprisers'.

Johann Strauss, Johannes Brahms. This guy is just waiting for John Williams to die.

dericwater: Damn! All the pun-able Germanic composer names have been used. Damned hard to pun Tchaikovsky or Khachaturian.

Aram gonna try

Hey, it's all good, Brah... ms.

Okay, time to lay off the beer, I'm making lame-ass puns on names that are already in the headline.

/I fail

Brahms Beethoven Schubert Strauss -- All in one graveyard in Vienna-- The Zentralfriedhof.

/ It's a good place to visit if you like music.

Terrible headline.

Subby, please study this thread to see how you might have done better.

Englebert Slaptyback: Enigmamf

Technically, they comprise a serious crime.


Newsflash: people who write music are not called 'comprisers'.

Which is why the joke fails.

Teeth, eh? They should question this guy.



/Hot as Frau Totenkinder's wrath.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Captain Kierk: So after buddy stole the teeth, Verdi take them?

Any number of locations.

It's a long Liszt.

He certainly didn't take them to Britten. I doubt he would carry such valuable body parts through Debussy Vienna Airport...

notmtwain: [images.travelpod.com image 544x400]

Brahms Beethoven Schubert Strauss -- All in one graveyard in Vienna-- The Zentralfriedhof.

/ It's a good place to visit if you like music.

...or plan a Dr. Mindbender scheme to create the ultimate composer

Fano: notmtwain: [images.travelpod.com image 544x400]

Brahms Beethoven Schubert Strauss -- All in one graveyard in Vienna-- The Zentralfriedhof.

/ It's a good place to visit if you like music.

...or plan a Dr. Mindbender scheme to create the ultimate composer

Arise, Conduc-tor, arise!

Here I thought new, incisor commentary on their works couldn't be done.

the accused could be a Orff his Rock man!

Janáček his pockets, he might still have them on him.

Coelacanth: decomposing composers.
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Day_Old_Dutchie: Coelacanth: decomposing composers.
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Bravo!

Sneakytoes: Maybe he wanted to clone them. That would be cool if somebody cloned Brahms. Strauss, not so much.

Sounds like someone's trying make a musical Serpentor.

Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Day_Old_Dutchie: Coelacanth: decomposing composers.
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where did we find that?

Enigmamf

Englebert Slaptyback: Enigmamf

Technically, they comprise a serious crime.


Newsflash: people who write music are not called 'comprisers'.

Which is why the joke fails.


*facepalm*

Somebody want to explain to this guy how jokes work here on Earth?