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Video  Have you ever wondered "Just how does snake venom affect human blood?" Well wonder no more. Not safe for ophidiophobics or hematologists

12 Jul 2012 11:12 AM   |   4299 clicks   |   YouTube
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
Do I see a market for blood JELL-O?

12 Jul 2012 10:42 AM
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PYROY     
Was it really necessary to tap the syringe?

12 Jul 2012 11:14 AM
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thisisyourbrainonFark     
It turns us into beets?

12 Jul 2012 11:19 AM
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factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
Wow that is pretty awful looking. Bad day for whatever that beastie bites.

12 Jul 2012 11:35 AM
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usttsdw     
PYROY: Was it really necessary to tap the syringe?

Same thing I said

12 Jul 2012 11:40 AM
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Mawson of the Antarctic     
usttsdw: PYROY: Was it really necessary to tap the syringe?

Same thing I said


he saw it in a tv show once

12 Jul 2012 11:54 AM
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Zirconium     
Blood Jello....what exactly would the market be for venom laced human blood Jello?

Though it would be funny to watch Bill Cosby do a blood Jello commercial.

12 Jul 2012 11:54 AM
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alizeran     
Forget what it does to your blood, how about your wallet? My friend got bit pretty hard by a copperhead two weeks ago. He just got his medical bill in the mail yesterday: ~$24,500 - and that doesn't include the amberlamps ride.

12 Jul 2012 11:55 AM
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Mawson of the Antarctic     
I like to consider myself a strong guy, someone who's got some intestinal fortitude, but DAMN when that strawberry shortcake plopped out of the cup, I screamed a little inside. To think: your body, which could already 85% Twinkie, becomes as gelatinous as a sponge cake.

/The Horror

12 Jul 2012 11:55 AM
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ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
Zirconium: Blood Jello....what exactly would the market be for venom laced human blood Jello?

Though it would be funny to watch Bill Cosby do a blood Jello commercial.


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How's this?

12 Jul 2012 12:21 PM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
They should have shot jaws in florida.

12 Jul 2012 12:23 PM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
whoops wrong thread

12 Jul 2012 12:25 PM
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hubris73     
GAHH

12 Jul 2012 12:34 PM
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BEER_ME_in_CT    [TotalFark]  
alizeran: Forget what it does to your blood, how about your wallet? My friend got bit pretty hard by a copperhead two weeks ago. He just got his medical bill in the mail yesterday: ~$24,500 - and that doesn't include the amberlamps ride.

No health insurance?

12 Jul 2012 12:44 PM
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slothbuddy     
PYROY: Was it really necessary to tap the syringe?

He wanted to show what precisely 1 drop does. If there's air in the tip it's going to sputter like an empty ketchup bottle for a split second.

12 Jul 2012 12:55 PM
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factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
slothbuddy: He wanted to show what precisely 1 drop does. If there's air in the tip it's going to sputter like an empty ketchup bottle for a split second.

It is probably good policy to avoid splattering that venom anywhere. I'm with the guy in the video.

12 Jul 2012 02:00 PM
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liverpoolumd     
BEER_ME_in_CT: alizeran: Forget what it does to your blood, how about your wallet? My friend got bit pretty hard by a copperhead two weeks ago. He just got his medical bill in the mail yesterday: ~$24,500 - and that doesn't include the amberlamps ride.

No health insurance?


Universal Healthcare is bad.... Oh wait... nevermind

12 Jul 2012 02:48 PM
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cochlear     
brother got bit by a baby rattler. 4 vials of anti-venon= $75,000. plus the overnight in ICU (another 28 grand...).

12 Jul 2012 04:24 PM
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DemDave     
That would be a type of hemotoxin. There's also neurotoxins that will just shut down your nervous system.

Some snakes have one, some have the other, and some have both.

12 Jul 2012 04:33 PM
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pudding7    [TotalFark]  
BEER_ME_in_CT: alizeran: Forget what it does to your blood, how about your wallet? My friend got bit pretty hard by a copperhead two weeks ago. He just got his medical bill in the mail yesterday: ~$24,500 - and that doesn't include the amberlamps ride.

No health insurance?


Vote Republican.

12 Jul 2012 06:03 PM
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FabulousFreep     
DemDave: That would be a type of hemotoxin. There's also neurotoxins that will just shut down your nervous system.

Some snakes have one, some have the other, and some have both.


That's not even the bad type of venom :( The bad kind causes cell breakdown, like a brown recluse, flesh rots while you are still alive.

Link Snake venoms

Link Cytotoxic, the scary one.

12 Jul 2012 09:13 PM
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strangeguitar     
*clicks link*

i1209.photobucket.com


Snakes.......why'd it have to be snakes.....

12 Jul 2012 09:23 PM
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