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   Neil DeGrasse Tyson speculates that future anthropologists will see our culture as celebrating war and baseball because of Manhattanhenge

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Dejah    [TotalFark]  
DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

12 Jul 2012 06:53 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
It's the combination of Manhattan and Stonehenge.

No it's the combination of Manhattan and henge.

A henge is round.

/what a moran

12 Jul 2012 07:00 PM
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Duyogurt     
Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

He's just the farking cool. That's why.

12 Jul 2012 07:00 PM
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AUAIOMRN     
Thank god they explained the origin of the word. I assumed it was Man Hat Tan Henge.

Also there's no way the final shot was "speeded up 6000 times".

12 Jul 2012 07:02 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
AUAIOMRN: Thank god they explained the origin of the word. I assumed it was Man Hat Tan Henge.

Also there's no way the final shot was "speeded up 6000 times".


15 or 20.

12 Jul 2012 07:04 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
Duyogurt: Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

He's just the farking cool. That's why.


Not just any farking cool. THE farking cool.

12 Jul 2012 07:10 PM
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Dragonblink     
Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

Well, when white people go by all three names we sound like serial killers.

/especially if that middle name is Wayne

12 Jul 2012 07:46 PM
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puffy999    [TotalFark]  
Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

Because f*ck you, that's why.

12 Jul 2012 07:48 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
Dragonblink: Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

Well, when white people go by all three names we sound like serial killers.

/especially if that middle name is Wayne


Albert Wayne Einstein. Stephen Wayne Hawking. Brian Wayne Greene.

12 Jul 2012 07:54 PM
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ciderczar     
That's why? Not this http://deadspin.com/5919608/the-new-be st-place-for-a-home-run-derby-an -aircraft-carrier ?

Hitting baseballs off an aircraft carrier into a crowd of jetskis is the most American thing in history.

12 Jul 2012 08:06 PM
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unchellmatt     
StoPPeRmobile: AUAIOMRN: Thank god they explained the origin of the word. I assumed it was Man Hat Tan Henge.

Also there's no way the final shot was "speeded up 6000 times".

15 or 20.


Came here for the same thing. When the "reporter" said that, I clicked back to reply because I thought I must have misheard. But nope...

Explaining Manhattanhenge. 6000x. This dude is a pro. He needs to be over at FOX.

12 Jul 2012 08:19 PM
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ciderczar     
ciderczar: That's why? Not this http://deadspin.com/5919608/the-new-be st-place-for-a-home-run-derby-an -aircraft-carrier ?

Hitting baseballs off an aircraft carrier into a crowd of jetskis is the most American thing in history.


Link fail Link

12 Jul 2012 08:19 PM
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RareChimer     
Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

Common names are an academic faux pas. You don't want your work to be confused with someone else's work. It's likely that "Neil Tyson" is a rather common name, so it's worth throwing in a middle name or initial to differentiate one's self.

Hawking, Feynman, and Einstein aren't so common.

12 Jul 2012 08:54 PM
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sirrerun     
Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

i.imgur.com

12 Jul 2012 09:51 PM
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cepson     
I'm pretty sure our culture does celebrate war and baseball.

12 Jul 2012 10:15 PM
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Theaetetus     
Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

William, none, and Phillip. And Brian Austin Green didn't use the e, and he wasn't a physicist, but a douchebag on 90210.

12 Jul 2012 10:16 PM
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Marshall Willenholly     
Dude is awesome. I just wish he'd run for president, or get selected at White House science adviser.

12 Jul 2012 10:16 PM
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Theaetetus     
Marshall Willenholly: Dude is awesome. I just wish he'd run for president, or get selected at White House science adviser.

Poet Astrophysicist Laureate.

12 Jul 2012 10:54 PM
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Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
Marshall Willenholly: get selected at White House science adviser.

He'd probably want to shoot himself six minutes into that job.

12 Jul 2012 10:57 PM
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thisiszombocom     
sirrerun:

[i.imgur.com image 640x480]


i stumbled across this pic on knowyourmeme after havingseen it for a long time. never realized it was neil tyson degrasse; i thought t was steve harvey.

12 Jul 2012 11:11 PM
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johnnyrocket     
Marshall Willenholly: Dude is awesome. I just wish he'd run for president, or get selected at White House science adviser.

There's a fantastic speech of Neil Tyson back several years ago about him getting into science. The premise is how Tyson was discouraged from getting into astronomy because the black community had so many bigger issues to tackle.

But in the end, he persevered to be the best astronomer he could be because he wanted to show...that he could help the black community by promoting science and education, through astronomy and discovery.

Yea, it was a great speech.

12 Jul 2012 11:29 PM
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Theaetetus     
thisiszombocom: sirrerun:

[i.imgur.com image 640x480]

i stumbled across this pic on knowyourmeme after havingseen it for a long time. never realized it was neil tyson degrasse; i thought t was steve harvey.


lh4.googleusercontent.com
It's better in color.

12 Jul 2012 11:34 PM
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howdoibegin     
Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

I'm told you can tell the content of someone's character by the kind of inane questions they feel like asking when something altogether more interesting is being discussed.

12 Jul 2012 11:35 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
howdoibegin: Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

I'm told you can tell the content of someone's character by the kind of inane questions they feel like asking when something altogether more interesting is being discussed.


I just read the URL.

12 Jul 2012 11:40 PM
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delathi     
StoPPeRmobile: It's the combination of Manhattan and Stonehenge.

No it's the combination of Manhattan and henge.

A henge is round.

/what a moran


That was my first reaction too, then I looked it up. Stonehenge was a word before henge. They backwards made up the word henge to describe other stuff too. Kind of like -gate for any scandal.

12 Jul 2012 11:41 PM
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ReapTheChaos     
Actually it's doubtful there will be any anthropologist thinking that, unless of course they still have nut bag conspiracy theorists types in the future.

The reason we look back at things from the past and wonder what it meant or how it was build etc. is because there was no reliable forms of recorded history, a problem we no longer have. As a race of people we have managed to get quite good at documenting every little thing we do, especially now in the internet age, and I imagine it will only get better and more in depth as time goes on.

13 Jul 2012 12:12 AM
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Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman     
Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

From what I can tell, it's a family thing. His father was Cyril deGrasse Tyson (and yes, the d is supposed to be lower case, the headline has it wrong)

13 Jul 2012 12:13 AM
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Theaetetus     
ReapTheChaos: The reason we look back at things from the past and wonder what it meant or how it was build etc. is because there was no reliable forms of recorded history, a problem we no longer have.

farm4.static.flickr.com
www.talktoanit.com

13 Jul 2012 12:14 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     
delathi: StoPPeRmobile: It's the combination of Manhattan and Stonehenge.

No it's the combination of Manhattan and henge.

A henge is round.

/what a moran

That was my first reaction too, then I looked it up. Stonehenge was a word before henge. They backwards made up the word henge to describe other stuff too. Kind of like -gate for any scandal.


Cool.

13 Jul 2012 01:20 AM
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Poo_Fight     
i265.photobucket.com

What henge?

13 Jul 2012 01:49 AM
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downpaymentblues     
One of my favorite Neil Tyson ramblings...

Life may be inevitable

13 Jul 2012 01:50 AM
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buckler     
Theaetetus: ReapTheChaos: The reason we look back at things from the past and wonder what it meant or how it was build etc. is because there was no reliable forms of recorded history, a problem we no longer have.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x332]
[www.talktoanit.com image 250x203]


Yeah, I'll just pull my punched paper tapes out, and we'll all be good.

13 Jul 2012 02:00 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

www.geekquality.com

"Do I look like 2 names would cover my greatness, punk?"

13 Jul 2012 06:14 AM
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Kome     
DjangoStonereaver: Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

[www.geekquality.com image 400x608]

"Do I look like 2 names would cover my greatness, punk?"


Is it strange that I want him to play Hawk in a remake of Spenser: for Hire?

13 Jul 2012 09:18 AM
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oryx     
While it's interesting, this must only be a big deal to people in NYC.

13 Jul 2012 10:04 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Kome: DjangoStonereaver: Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

[www.geekquality.com image 400x608]

"Do I look like 2 names would cover my greatness, punk?"

Is it strange that I want him to play Hawk in a remake of Spenser: for Hire?


That pic has much more a Clarence Williams III vibe:

upload.wikimedia.org

13 Jul 2012 11:00 AM
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John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  
oryx: While it's interesting, this must only be a big deal to people in NYC.

Jeezus Christ, a massive

www.jamesjoyce.co.uk

13 Jul 2012 05:45 PM
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mrmyxolodian     
DjangoStonereaver: Dejah: DeGrasse. Why? We don't know Stephen Hawking's middle name, nor Albert Einstein's, nor Richard Feynman's. Even Brian Greene is content with two names. What's with the DeGrasse?

[www.geekquality.com image 400x608]

"Do I look like 2 names would cover my greatness, punk?"


Dude looks like Tookie Williams in that shot.

13 Jul 2012 07:35 PM
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metalunna     
Better..Older..and even after a move, it still works.
www.jonathanharrisonimages.com
/Hot like Ra

14 Jul 2012 02:23 AM
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iaazathot    [TotalFark]  
No, they will think we worshiped an anthropomorphic mouse and his pantheon because Disney is located on three farking continents.

14 Jul 2012 01:11 PM
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