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13 Jul 2012 03:48 AM   |   9443 clicks   |   Fox News
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NowhereMon     
Awesome.

12 Jul 2012 11:43 PM
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Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
Hot is in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.

12 Jul 2012 11:58 PM
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unlikely    [TotalFark]  
And another potential VP candidate off the list.

13 Jul 2012 01:25 AM
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AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
Geez, way too many repressed Republicans out there on both sides of the gender gap.

This should be entertaining, particularly because of the alleged recordings of all conversations in the Scott Administration.

/Didn't learn anything from Nixon, did they?

13 Jul 2012 01:33 AM
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olddeegee    [TotalFark]  
unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.

But now she's on my list.

13 Jul 2012 01:34 AM
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Dufus    [TotalFark]  
In other news: former President Bill Clinton announced he was considering a vacation in Florida.

13 Jul 2012 01:57 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
insiderlouisville.com

"Governor Scott, how do you respond to allegations that your voter fraud prevention measures are disproportionately targeting those likely to vote Democratic?"

thinkprogress.org

"Errrr......ummmm........"

1.bp.blogspot.com

"Hey, look! Lesbians!"

13 Jul 2012 02:02 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
Dufus: In other news: former President Bill Clinton announced he was considering a vacation in Florida.

2.bp.blogspot.com

"It's good to be king."

13 Jul 2012 02:04 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
www.tampabay.com

Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos. But Lt. Gov. Carroll (in gold) is not bad looking at all.

13 Jul 2012 02:07 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.

2.bp.blogspot.com

"Rubio, Rice, Christie, Scott, Santorum, Cain, Paul, Bachmann... F*CK! Now I know how the Republican Primary voters felt!"

13 Jul 2012 02:13 AM
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unlikely    [TotalFark]  
When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?

13 Jul 2012 02:13 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
Somacandra: Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos.

jax-cdn.com

"Well, I've got a few on my cell phone, but those, um, aren't for, um... public consumption."

13 Jul 2012 02:17 AM
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unlikely    [TotalFark]  
ox45tallboy: unlikely: And another potential VP candidate off the list.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 298x424]

"Rubio, Rice, Christie, Scott, Santorum, Cain, Paul, Bachmann... F*CK! Now I know how the Republican Primary voters felt!"


No way he goes with a white male.

13 Jul 2012 02:18 AM
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cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

13 Jul 2012 02:20 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
unlikely: No way he goes with a white male.

He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio. Romney did not just race-bait the NAACP on national television to then go ahead and pick an African-American. He won't risk a Palin-American like Bachmann either--she's too uncontrollable and if there is anything Romney values its control of his situation.

13 Jul 2012 02:22 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
unlikely: When a married woman steps out to another woman's bed, do husbands actually mind?

www.wbur.org

"It's not the other woman so much as the 'stepping out' part. I mean, I got a big bed, y'all just come on back here!"

13 Jul 2012 02:24 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

The Lt. Governor's husband? That's the only male even close to the snatch of the matter here.

/nice Douglas Adams there

13 Jul 2012 02:24 AM
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platedlizard     
I think I need to see a picture of the aid before I make a judgment here.

/thinking about swinging for the other team

13 Jul 2012 02:25 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
unlikely: No way he goes with a white male.

images.askmen.com

"I know, right? I feel the SAME WAY!"

13 Jul 2012 02:27 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
Somacandra: He'll go with the whitest of white male technocrats: Senator Rob Portman of Ohio

Hmmm... he's received quite a bit of political donations from Super PACs that aren't really relevant to his work in the Senate, such as Halliburton; he spent the whole period of the BP oil disaster shilling for Big Oil and apologizing to BP for people having the audacity to blame them for things; and he was Director of the Office of Management and Budget under Dubya. This is the guy that kept the Iraq and Afghanistan wars off the books for the Bush administration.

Link

So yeah, sounds like he's perfect for the job. Conservatives will eat him up like an ice cream cone with sprinkles and a cherry.

13 Jul 2012 02:41 AM
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Sabyen91     
farking Woot!!!

13 Jul 2012 03:55 AM
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Alphax     
Interesting.. but I'm still not giving Fox a click.

Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

13 Jul 2012 03:55 AM
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doctor wu     
Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.

13 Jul 2012 04:03 AM
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supageil     
Oh, for farks sweet sake.

13 Jul 2012 04:15 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

cdn.blogs.sheknows.com

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."

13 Jul 2012 04:17 AM
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Sabyen91     
ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

[cdn.blogs.sheknows.com image 300x400]

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot them."


I HATE guys with no nose!

13 Jul 2012 04:19 AM
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Alphax     
ox45tallboy: Alphax: Gov. Voldemort has one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation anyway, so I'm not sure if this would even hurt him more.

[cdn.blogs.sheknows.com image 300x400]

"Please. Not even I would go so far as to disenfranchise thousands of registered voters. I'd just shoot Ava Kedava them."


Though it would take a while..

13 Jul 2012 04:20 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.

4.bp.blogspot.com

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."

13 Jul 2012 04:23 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
Sabyen91: I HATE guys with no nose!

He's got a nose... sort of.

13 Jul 2012 04:24 AM
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Sabyen91     
ox45tallboy: doctor wu: Fox News Latino?!?!? Hahahahaaa. That's rich.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

""Si, nosotros siempre miramos las noticias de Fox, donde mas Latinos obtienen sus noticias que todos los otros."


Hehe, those guys like tacos.

13 Jul 2012 04:24 AM
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supageil     
Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.

13 Jul 2012 04:25 AM
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Curse of the Goth Kids     
cretinbob: Perhaps he should spend a year dead for tax purposes

Yeah, whatever you do don't steal his ride.

img196.imageshack.us

13 Jul 2012 04:25 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
supageil: Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.

www.ijreview.com

"You just spent six f*cking months watching Michelle Bachmann and you're going to say that about me?"

13 Jul 2012 04:33 AM
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Sabyen91     
ox45tallboy: supageil: Voldemort has less crazy of eyes than Rick Scott.

[www.ijreview.com image 429x509]

"You just spent six f*cking months watching Michelle Bachmann and you're going to say that about me?"


I am ready to turn gay for you ox.

13 Jul 2012 04:35 AM
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rynthetyn    [TotalFark]  
Granted, I've kind of been out of the loop but I hadn't heard any rumors whatsoever about Jennifer Carroll. Unlike Rick Scott I thought she was supposed to be squeaky clean.

Does her son still play for the Miami Dolphins?

13 Jul 2012 05:05 AM
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Zoomaster     
That is one way to reach out to the Hispanic voter, one at a time.

/with a personal touch
//a very carefully placed touch
///the special touch that only another woman knows

13 Jul 2012 05:12 AM
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VJStinger     
Sauce... sauce!! allll ooooverr my booodyy nooowww!!!

/yeah im a perv

13 Jul 2012 05:14 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
rynthetyn: Unlike Rick Scott I thought she was supposed to be squeaky clean.

saintpetersblog.com

"Mmm-hmm, clean enough to eat off of, baby!"

13 Jul 2012 05:18 AM
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Karac    [TotalFark]  
You know what's going to piss off her republican constituents the most?

That the job of homewrecker went to some spanish-speaking foreigner instead of an an American citizen.

13 Jul 2012 05:20 AM
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God-is-a-Taco    [TotalFark]  
Heh. It's funny how aides serve the same purpose no matter the gender or sexuality.
Truly we are all equal.

13 Jul 2012 05:21 AM
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Hermione_Granger     
Even though it was a FOX News link, for once I clicked it and for once, I read through to the very end.

The article is so very poorly written as to be incoherent. It's almost like someone just typed out everything they'd heard about this case or everything they could copy/paste from elsewhere online.

13 Jul 2012 05:22 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
VJStinger: Sauce... sauce!! allll ooooverr my booodyy nooowww!!!

www.globalpost.com

"Go on..."

13 Jul 2012 05:24 AM
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ox45tallboy    [TotalFark]  
Hermione_Granger: Even though it was a FOX News link, for once I clicked it and for once, I read through to the very end.

The article is so very poorly written as to be incoherent. It's almost like someone just typed out everything they'd heard about this case or everything they could copy/paste from elsewhere online.


Hmmm....

13 Jul 2012 05:26 AM
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jodaveki     
Somacandra: [www.tampabay.com image 450x419]

Unfortunately, as Black Conservative blogs are saying, it seems impossible to find a picture of Beatriz Ramos. But Lt. Gov. Carroll (in gold) is not bad looking at all.


All I wanna know is who girl is on the right...! DA-YUM...

13 Jul 2012 05:39 AM
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LeoffDaGrate     
ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."


OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"

13 Jul 2012 05:42 AM
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Bigdogdaddy     
Am I just tired or was that one of the most rambling, poorly worded articles in the history of FAUX News?

13 Jul 2012 05:52 AM
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ShawnDoc    [TotalFark]  
Maybe she was outed as a trial balloon for Romney picking Condi as a running mate. (Another decent looking black woman rumored to be a lesbian)

13 Jul 2012 05:56 AM
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The Why Not Guy     
So much for the sanctity of marriage, eh GOP?

13 Jul 2012 06:07 AM
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TheMysticS     
LeoffDaGrate: ox45tallboy:
"Go on..."

OK, ox45tallboy, the captioned pictures are funny and all, but could we maybe cool it with the constant multiple posts a tiny bit? Sometimes these threads just turn into "the ox45tallboy show!"


I sure hope you're kidding.

Because I was just thinking this thing he started (and others have joined in, also being funny) might just take away the dull headache that is the 2012 election.

Random whatsisface and enviro-douche post much more frequently, and while that shiat is funny, it's funny for a whole different reason.

13 Jul 2012 06:08 AM
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TheMysticS     
Also, you have an ignore button.
Just in case you're really serious.

13 Jul 2012 06:09 AM
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