FTFA: Still, some coaches try to limit late-night activities by enforcing 11 p.m. noise curfews, banning alcohol consumption or, in the case of USA Swimming, forbidding cross-gender visitation in bedrooms.

That's either rather sweetly innocent of them or refreshingly progressive.

Yanks_RSJ: ShirleySerious: Of course the black one is the longest.

And yellow one shortest.

You're color blind. The red one is the shortest, and also most marginalized by being at the back of the crowd.

downstairs: People have casual sex with each other? When did this start happening?!?

Have you noticed that people are still having sex? All the denouncement had absolutely no effect. Parents and counsellors constantly scorn them, but people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.

Do you realise that people are still having sex? They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed. When you see them holding hands they're making future plans to engage in the activity, do you understand?

300baud: Imagine the physical master race you could develop in just a few short centuries. What would life be like in a country comprised entirely of sigmas-out-the-wazoo athletic lust kids? Would everybody run everywhere? Stud services as primary export?

"Wait! You can do that?"

And I want to use each and every one of them on Hope Solo.

What did i do with my life...

Jake Havechek: Well, the Greek national team uses twice as many as other teams.

Yeah, but the Greek team hasn't seen a condom before. Half the team thinks they are chewing gum, and the other half thinks they are weird balloons.

boyvoyeur: And I want to use each and every one of them on in Hope Solo.

... felt necessary.

Why can't they buy their own god damned condoms?

Al_Ed: That's a helluva lot of shot putting.

And pole vaulting.

bill4935: Have you noticed that people are still having sex? All the denouncement had absolutely no effect. Parents and counsellors constantly scorn them, but people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.

Do you realise that people are still having sex? They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed. When you see them holding hands they're making future plans to engage in the activity, do you understand?


This AIDS thing's not working.

Women's Biathlon. Women's Water Polo. Women's Swimming.

/That is all.

And Lolo Jones still won't give it up...

/farking athletes

But, you're not supposed to have sex the night before a big game.

CSB: Was on 1984 Paralympics team. Just as much fun then as now. End CSB.

Rant: I wish the two celebrations were held at the same time. The conditions were crappy at Sarejevo. And there was no US tv coverage. They won't be real Olympics until concurrent competition (same place, same time but not against each other,) takes place.

Oh, that's right, ABs don't want to see gimps. Especially Athletic gimps.

Rant off.

tiiger: Women's Biathlon.

Funny how they turn Biathlon when the rich guys show up.

Gleeman: But, you're not supposed to have sex the night before a big game.

Two weeks is a long time. Lots of events happen entirely within either the first or last couple of days. Rest of the time is sexy time.

Ya know... in a survival of the species kind of way....

Maybe we shouldnt encourage condom use in the olympic village. I mean, you could make some incredibly gifted babies.

bill4935: downstairs: People have casual sex with each other? When did this start happening?!?

Have you noticed that people are still having sex? All the denouncement had absolutely no effect. Parents and counsellors constantly scorn them, but people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them.

Do you realise that people are still having sex? They've been told not to, perhaps they are perplexed. When you see them holding hands they're making future plans to engage in the activity, do you understand?

*golfclap* subtle, and almost obscure

boyvoyeur: And I want to use each and every one of them on Hope Solo Alex Morgan.

FTFY