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   In honor of Patrick Stewart's birthday, here's a list of his top ten performances. "Shaka, when the walls fell" indeed

13 Jul 2012 01:13 PM   |   6454 clicks   |   Paste Magazine
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RoyBatty    [TotalFark]  
Kirk was the best Captain when his series aired, and long past, and was probably never considered a great actor, though he was considered the greatest human.

Patrick Stewart became the runner-up best Captain after his series ended and the other series started airing, though was long considered the best actor in all of the series. But when his series was on, I dunno. His captain was good, sometimes great, but never approached Shatneriffic. I think Stewart is considered a great actor in spite of his Star Trek, not because of it.

13 Jul 2012 02:25 PM
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millsapian87     
From "L.A. Story":

starwrecked.com

"You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"

13 Jul 2012 02:28 PM
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squealie     
He may be 72 but he still sends me into instant panty melt.
/no love for Prof Xavier?????

13 Jul 2012 02:29 PM
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Hester Prynne     
www.notrecinema.net

Anyone remember him playing a flamboyant homosexual?

13 Jul 2012 02:35 PM
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Persnickety     
i.imgur.com

He must have done too many one-armed pull ups in that gym because his arm got freakish long.

13 Jul 2012 02:36 PM
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RoyBatty    [TotalFark]  
BumpInTheNight: MadSkillz: ecmoRandomNumbers: MadSkillz: No love for Patrick's performance in Jeffrey, where he played a flamboyantly gay character?

THANK YOU!

"Can I DO this, or do I look like some sort of gay superhero?"

That movie was a crazy mess.

You guys might appreciate Gazorra's mashup of that and ST:TNG: Link

/His whole series of these are hilarious


That was great, thank you.

13 Jul 2012 02:36 PM
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simplicimus    [TotalFark]  
Lord Dimwit: simplicimus: Lord Dimwit: Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]

The problem is that the miniseries wasn't as faithful as possible. Irulan had way too large a role and...well, let's just say I tuned out when I realized they had Harkonnen speaking in rhyming couplets.


For all the hatred of Brian's books, they do add background to some of the more seemingly meaningless characters. Irulan, for one. And "Hi. I'm Duncan Idaho. Oops, I'm dead again".

13 Jul 2012 02:39 PM
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SweetRoisinDubh     
randomscribbles: [sharetv.org image 384x288]
Has it been so long that this has been forgotten?


That was my first thought when I saw this list!

13 Jul 2012 02:47 PM
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asurferosa     
His one-man version of Christmas Carol should be number 1.

13 Jul 2012 02:48 PM
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wont_eat_bugs     
asurferosa: His one-man version of Christmas Carol should be number 1.

YES! Amazing.

13 Jul 2012 02:51 PM
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BalugaJoe     
His best speaking roll:

13 Jul 2012 02:54 PM
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BalugaJoe     
His best speaking roll:

www.fak-tvojfilm.net

13 Jul 2012 02:54 PM
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Lord Dimwit     
simplicimus: Lord Dimwit: simplicimus: Lord Dimwit: Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]

The problem is that the miniseries wasn't as faithful as possible. Irulan had way too large a role and...well, let's just say I tuned out when I realized they had Harkonnen speaking in rhyming couplets.

For all the hatred of Brian's books, they do add background to some of the more seemingly meaningless characters. Irulan, for one. And "Hi. I'm Duncan Idaho. Oops, I'm dead again".


I read Dune, and I loved it. I've read it many, many times.

I read Children of Dune once and thought something along the lines of "dear lord, that was terrible."

I've never read another book in the series, nor do I plan to. :)

13 Jul 2012 02:56 PM
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bazzanoid     
So i've seen most of those, but I've never even heard of "Stark Trek".

13 Jul 2012 03:00 PM
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Magorn    [TotalFark]  
Come now, nary a mention of the Fall Of Eagles?

Lenin was the role he was BORN to play:
www.wearysloth.com

13 Jul 2012 03:02 PM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Ennuipoet: [www.daisydownunder.com image 340x340]
Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.


ATOMICS!

13 Jul 2012 03:06 PM
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Krustofsky     
List fails without the letter B.

Link

13 Jul 2012 03:09 PM
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ThatBillmanGuy     
Has anyone mentioned the Gazorra/Jandrew edits, yet? Those things are awesome. Especially the "flauting danger" one.

13 Jul 2012 03:17 PM
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SmokeMonkey     
No Gunmen? It's one of the most enjoyable terrible movies ever.

13 Jul 2012 03:20 PM
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PsyLord     
How about as a person controlled by a naked alien succubus?

www.joblo.com

/giggity

13 Jul 2012 03:21 PM
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give me doughnuts    [TotalFark]  
waffledonkey: Thought for sure they would list his "Macbeth" from PBS' Great Performances (2007) on there.

I liked it, anyway. Great interpretation and styling!


This.

And if you think "Sarek" was good, you should see the performance he gave in "Life-Force" when the female alien with great tits from Halley's comet took over his mind.

13 Jul 2012 03:23 PM
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facisto     
CSB time:

I got to see him play Othello where the races of the cast were reversed. This was at the Shakespeare Theater in Washington D.C. when I was in high school. One of the better plays I've seen.

/end csb time.

13 Jul 2012 03:30 PM
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thisiszombocom     
i252.photobucket.com

13 Jul 2012 03:31 PM
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addy2     
Ennuipoet: Ahem.

Whether you like the movie or not, he pretty much kicked ass in the role.


Dayum. I like the movie but if I didn't I'd have that to drool over.

13 Jul 2012 03:35 PM
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imgod2u    [TotalFark]  
There are 72 candles!!!

13 Jul 2012 03:39 PM
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Magorn    [TotalFark]  
facisto: CSB time:

I got to see him play Othello where the races of the cast were reversed. This was at the Shakespeare Theater in Washington D.C. when I was in high school. One of the better plays I've seen.

/end csb time.


Amusingly enough, another local theatre about 2 months after Stewart's "photo negative" Othello, mounted thier own production of Othello- this time with Avery Brooks in the lead role.


Stewart has said that was one of the most intimidating shows he ever did because virtually every other man cast in the play (since they were all black) had at some point in their career performed as Othello, so anytime he flubbed a line he'd hear twenty people calling out a correction.

13 Jul 2012 03:40 PM
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Odd Bird     
Saiga410: No love for Gurney? For shame.

You're not paying attention (5 posts above yours).

SSB: I had tickets to Patrick's Stewarts "A Christmas Carol" solo performance and was going to take the woman who I would later marry (and divorce). A family tragedy came up and I had to give them to a friend.

(reads article) I didn't know he did a movie version, I must find this.

"you'll get nothing and like it!"
maxcdn.fooyoh.com

13 Jul 2012 03:45 PM
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addy2     
Odd Bird: Saiga410: No love for Gurney? For shame.

You're not paying attention (5 posts above yours).

SSB: I had tickets to Patrick's Stewarts "A Christmas Carol" solo performance and was going to take the woman who I would later marry (and divorce). A family tragedy came up and I had to give them to a friend.

(reads article) I didn't know he did a movie version, I must find this.

"you'll get nothing and like it!"


Saw it front the front row years ago. Bragged that he was close enough to spit on us.

13 Jul 2012 03:47 PM
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SweetRoisinDubh     
I'll just leave this here (SFW). Link

13 Jul 2012 03:53 PM
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Odd Bird     
addy2: Odd Bird:
SSB: ...A Christmas Carol...

Saw it front the front row years ago. Bragged that he was close enough to spit on us.


1991?

13 Jul 2012 03:59 PM
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memtastic     
SmokeMonkey: No Gunmen? It's one of the most enjoyable terrible movies ever.

United!! United!!

13 Jul 2012 04:01 PM
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MissyLissy     
First off Happy Birthday Sir Stewart! that picture you signed will be a great surprise gift for my Dad when it is his birthday.

Second off, before I met the guy, I had this entire spiel I wanted to say to him. You know something like : "Thank you so much for the positive influence you've been on my family over the years. We've enjoyed everything you've been in etc, etc, etc" then I heard him speak at one of those convention discussions thingys about how self conscience his accent has made him feel. ...how he had change his voice and all.

My entire speech went out the window, so when I met him I just told him that I thought he sounded great, and I don't know what he sounded like beforehand but he sounds fine now.

Before him, I had never met anyone whom I've both admired and felt bad for at the same time.

/tl;dr: Something Patrick Stewart at a convention said made me feel bad for him, so I tried to cheer him up.

13 Jul 2012 04:01 PM
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acefox1     
Soooo, you like Llamas? I like... Knockin the boots... The sex with adult women... Ummm... JENSEN!!!

Here are two tickets to Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Mr. Jackson thanks you for your time.

CSB: Got to see Patrick Stewart at Pepperdine in a one-man show around the same time as this SNL episode. It was him alone on stage for about 90 minutes talking about his life in the theater and talking about how actors should constantly explore all of the different ways they could play a given role. He was so good that he even made that dry material seem riveting. I still remember it 20 years later.

Seeing him keep a straight face through that whole SNL episode was one of my all-time favorites.

13 Jul 2012 04:09 PM
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MattyFridays     
No Moby Dick?

I just realized... if he was just a little younger, he would have been a perfect Master on Dr. Who.

13 Jul 2012 04:10 PM
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megalynn44    [TotalFark]  
MMMMMMMmmmmm. Make it so :)

13 Jul 2012 04:31 PM
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cowsspinach     
Someone send Sir Patrick Stewart to my house, if you can't send him then send Beyonce.


/Seriously, the guy is fabulous.

13 Jul 2012 04:32 PM
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mariner314     
randomscribbles: Has it been so long that this has been forgotten?

People don't watch SNL.

/girls peeing

13 Jul 2012 04:38 PM
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willabr     
How about "LifeForce" with the lovely Matilda May as a very shapely and always naked Space Vampire
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifeforc e_(film)

He was the mad house curator who became possessed by the Space Vampire, had a few raucous scenes with him making out with Steve Railsback

I think it was his first movie,

i.imgur.com

13 Jul 2012 05:03 PM
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Flappyhead     
MattyFridays: No Moby Dick?

I just realized... if he was just a little younger, he would have been a perfect Master on Dr. Who.


It could still happen. In fact, it SHOULD happen.

13 Jul 2012 05:05 PM
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Six_By_Nine     
indoorplant: [nataliaantonova.files.wordpress.com image 450x553]

Why yes, yes he could.

13 Jul 2012 05:18 PM
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mongbiohazard     
NuttierThanEver: [www.raptorial.com image 291x239]

Perchance, do you have any Gatorade? It seems that I left all of my electrolytes with your daughter



The shiat they get him to say on that show is farking amazing.

13 Jul 2012 05:33 PM
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frestcrallen     
I remember some Discovery channel Sunday special on geology that he narrated. Great to watch just to hear him say stuff like "tectonic plates" and "magma eruptions".

13 Jul 2012 05:52 PM
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tbriggs     
Karla-never said a word, in either series.

13 Jul 2012 05:57 PM
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RoyBatty    [TotalFark]  
tbriggs: Karla-never said a word, in either series.

https://www.google.com/search?q=that s+the+joke&tbm=isch

13 Jul 2012 06:23 PM
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addy2     
Odd Bird: addy2: Odd Bird:
SSB: ...A Christmas Carol...

Saw it front the front row years ago. Bragged that he was close enough to spit on us.

1991?


Was at UCSB. That year is possible. I'd need to look it up.

13 Jul 2012 06:28 PM
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CigaretteSmokingMan     
He was so wonderfully malevolent as Sejanus in I Claudius.

13 Jul 2012 06:47 PM
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FROGSTOMPER     
turbotasticaltales.files.wordpress.com

13 Jul 2012 06:57 PM
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
Happy birthday to one of the world's best actors!

13 Jul 2012 07:04 PM
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acefox1     
No mention of the Stonecutters?? Blasphemy!!

Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary, and in honor of this momentous occasion ... we're having ribs.

Remove the stone of shame. Attach the boulder of TRIUMPH!

13 Jul 2012 07:14 PM
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Nem Wan     
"It also featured a young Mr. Stewart (with hair, no less)"

Hairpiece worn for the role. Stewart went bald at age 19.

13 Jul 2012 07:19 PM
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