Times when he nearly cried not included...

When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

Seriously though, as a man with little control over his emotions, I can't fault him for crying in this case.

MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers

DeltaPunch: The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers

When: October 31, 2011. What caused it: Eric Cantor dressed up like Oompa Loompa, ruining his costume idea

Jackson Herring: Seriously though, as a man with little control over his emotions, I can't fault him for crying in this case.

What is so emotional about an artist getting this major medal/recognition? It is nice and touching to a degree but WTF? Did the artist (who's been dead a long time) have his blind grandchild with the limp accept the medal or something?

I don't get it.

mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: Seriously though, as a man with little control over his emotions, I can't fault him for crying in this case.

What is so emotional about an artist getting this major medal/recognition? It is nice and touching to a degree but WTF? Did the artist (who's been dead a long time) have his blind grandchild with the limp accept the medal or something?

I don't get it.

Oh wow, in my quick skimming of the article I misread it. I thought it was a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor ceremony.

When: February 2012. What caused it: That Sarah MacLaughlin song came on with that the ASPCA commercial on tv

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Watched the first 30 minutes of the movie "Up"

CSB: A couple of years ago I was driving and got caught in traffic for a police funeral - lots of people had gotten out of their cars to pay respect and it was close to the church and you could hear the bagpipes playing, and I completely lost it and started bawling, it was very moving.

Jackson Herring: mrshowrules: Jackson Herring: Seriously though, as a man with little control over his emotions, I can't fault him for crying in this case.

What is so emotional about an artist getting this major medal/recognition? It is nice and touching to a degree but WTF? Did the artist (who's been dead a long time) have his blind grandchild with the limp accept the medal or something?

I don't get it.

Oh wow, in my quick skimming of the article I misread it. I thought it was a posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor ceremony.

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It was and I don't get why this made him cry.

Here he is every night around 9:30pm

Squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988.

borg: [health.uml.edu image 400x300]

Here he is every night around 9:30pm

Joe Scarborough: "Republicans tell me this is a guy that is not the hardest worker in the world. After 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock at night, he is disengaged at best. You can see him around town. He does not have, let's say, the work hours of Newt Gingrich. ... Every Republican I talk to says John Boehner by 5 or 6 o'clock at night, you can see him at bars. He is not a hard worker."

bdub77: DeltaPunch: The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers

When: October 31, 2011. What caused it: Eric Cantor dressed up like Oompa Loompa, ruining his costume idea

When: December 20, 2011. What caused it: Too much cheese at the holiday party; sat on "the Speaker's Chair" for 2 hours, trying to "pass legislation". It was a moving experience... eventually.

DeltaPunch: by 5 or 6 o'clock at night, you can see him at bars. He is not a hard worker."

Sounds like he also trolls the Fark.com Politics tab. Which one of you is really Boehner?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bdub77: DeltaPunch: The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers

When: October 31, 2011. What caused it: Eric Cantor dressed up like Oompa Loompa, ruining his costume idea

When: December 20, 2011. What caused it: Too much cheese at the holiday party; sat on "the Speaker's Chair" for 2 hours, trying to "pass legislation". It was a moving experience... eventually.

When: June 12, 1999 What caused it: For the 8th time in a row, his Happy Meal did not include Smoochy the Frog Beanie Baby.

Lionel Mandrake: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bdub77: DeltaPunch: The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers

When: October 31, 2011. What caused it: Eric Cantor dressed up like Oompa Loompa, ruining his costume idea

When: December 20, 2011. What caused it: Too much cheese at the holiday party; sat on "the Speaker's Chair" for 2 hours, trying to "pass legislation". It was a moving experience... eventually.

When: June 12, 1999 What caused it: For the 8th time in a row, his Happy Meal did not include Smoochy the Frog Beanie Baby.

When: July 18, 2010 What caused it: Made a milkshake, no boys came to his yard.

Is this man ever sober?

I thought you limp wristed liberals liked sensitive men. Oh, is this where you condemn the other side despite your closeted love of that very thing? Christ you guys are unprincipled.

borg: Here he is every night around 9:30pm

Well, that's normal at least.

vernonFL: ...you could hear the bagpipes playing...

Are you sure you were crying? It may have just been your ears bleeding.

Because gutless whimpering is the quality I admire most in a leader!!!

Jackson Herring: Seriously though, as a man with little control over his emotions, I can't fault him for crying in this case.

As a woman with a husband that is stoic I find this fascinating. I've only seen my husband cry twice in 20 years. Talking about his grandmother's death and our son's diagnosis of autism.

borg: [health.uml.edu image 400x300]

Here he is every night around 9:30pm

I do not believe for one second that Boehner starts drinking every single night at 9:30PM.

Now 9:30AM I can totally believe.

Shortest verse in the conservative bible? Boner wept.

lockers: I thought you limp wristed liberals liked sensitive men. Oh, is this where you condemn the other side despite your closeted love of that very thing? Christ you guys are unprincipled.

I'm sorry we've disappointed the stereotype you created. That was very unfair of us.

Also, when you legislate like a sociopath and then cry like a ninny, it's kind of funny.

Thrag: borg: [health.uml.edu image 400x300]

Here he is every night around 9:30pm

I do not believe for one second that Boehner starts drinking every single night at 9:30PM.

Now 9:30AM I can totally believe.

Who said that's the first glass?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bdub77: DeltaPunch: The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA. WHISKEY

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico WHISKEY

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular. WHISKEY

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell. WHISKEY

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway. WHISKEY

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers WHISKEY

When: October 31, 2011. What caused it: Eric Cantor dressed up like Oompa Loompa, ruining his costume idea
WHISKEY
When: December 20, 2011. What caused it: Too much cheese at the holiday party; sat on "the Speaker's Chair" for 2 hours, trying to "pass legislation". It was a moving experience... eventually. WHISKEY

He's a farking raging alcoholic. If you can't see that you probably have your Gingrich goggles on. Can you imagine how hard it is to get anything done with a big weepy pants pissface drunk like that at the helm?

Whiskey tears of a clown.

/At least Ed Muskie had that "melting snowflakes" excuse to fall back on.

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Times when he nearly cried not included...

biatch stole my fish

Hey, I think this is number 10 approved for me, do I get to learn the secret handshake now?

DeltaPunch: Lionel Mandrake: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bdub77: DeltaPunch: The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers

When: October 31, 2011. What caused it: Eric Cantor dressed up like Oompa Loompa, ruining his costume idea

When: December 20, 2011. What caused it: Too much cheese at the holiday party; sat on "the Speaker's Chair" for 2 hours, trying to "pass legislation". It was a moving experience... eventually.

When: June 12, 1999 What caused it: For the 8th time in a row, his Happy Meal did not include Smoochy the Frog Beanie Baby.

When: July 18, 2010 What caused it: Made a milkshake, no boys came to his yard.

When: August 4, 2010 What caused it: Informed on 4chan that Pinkie Pie and AppleJack were not real, and if they were, they probably wouldn't have anything to do with him.

sleeps in trees: Jackson Herring: Seriously though, as a man with little control over his emotions, I can't fault him for crying in this case.

As a woman with a husband that is stoic I find this fascinating. I've only seen my husband cry twice in 20 years. Talking about his grandmother's death and our son's diagnosis of autism.

And the first 30 minutes of up, I hope?

Wessoman: DeltaPunch: Lionel Mandrake: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bdub77: DeltaPunch: The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers

When: October 31, 2011. What caused it: Eric Cantor dressed up like Oompa Loompa, ruining his costume idea

When: December 20, 2011. What caused it: Too much cheese at the holiday party; sat on "the Speaker's Chair" for 2 hours, trying to "pass legislation". It was a moving experience... eventually.

When: June 12, 1999 What caused it: For the 8th time in a row, his Happy Meal did not include Smoochy the Frog Beanie Baby.

When: July 18, 2010 What caused it: Made a milkshake, no boys came to his yard.

When: August 4, 2010 What caused it: Informed on 4chan that Pinkie Pie and AppleJack were not real, and if they were, they probably wouldn't have anything to do with him.

When: October 28, 2009 What caused it: Wind switched direction from N/NW to SE.

Jackson Herring: Seriously though, as a man with little control over his emotions, I can't fault him for crying in this case.

Crying over a posthumous medal for a guy who died in 1880? Really?

I'll give him the Gabby Giffords one, but that's about it.

naveline: He's a farking raging alcoholic. If you can't see that you probably have your Gingrich goggles on. Can you imagine how hard it is to get anything done with a big weepy pants pissface drunk like that at the helm?

Big Weepy Pants is my stripper name.

vernonFL: When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Watched the first 30 minutes of the movie "Up"

HEY! I cried then, too.

/don't judge me

Mikey1969: Wessoman: DeltaPunch: Lionel Mandrake: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bdub77: DeltaPunch: The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers

When: October 31, 2011. What caused it: Eric Cantor dressed up like Oompa Loompa, ruining his costume idea

When: December 20, 2011. What caused it: Too much cheese at the holiday party; sat on "the Speaker's Chair" for 2 hours, trying to "pass legislation". It was a moving experience... eventually.

When: June 12, 1999 What caused it: For the 8th time in a row, his Happy Meal did not include Smoochy the Frog Beanie Baby.

When: July 18, 2010 What caused it: Made a milkshake, no boys came to his yard.

When: August 4, 2010 What caused it: Informed on 4chan that Pinkie Pie and AppleJack were not real, and if they were, they probably wouldn't have anything to do with him.

When: October 28, 2009 What caused it: Wind switched direction from N/NW to SE.

When: November 17, 2009 What caused it: Trauma of birth relived due to birthday time travel accident.

DeltaPunch: [img406.imageshack.us image 296x309]

As a queer who only cried once, when General Iroh forgave his wayward nephew, I object to that, Eastwood.

VitruvianMonkey: Mikey1969: Wessoman: DeltaPunch: Lionel Mandrake: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: bdub77: DeltaPunch: The My Little Pony Killer: MrBallou: DeltaPunch: mrshowrules: dave1y: When: June 2011. What caused it: Men's room out of order on 5 hour flight to LA.

When: May 30, 2011. What caused it: heard of crying list on Politico

When: February 2012. What caused it: KFC was out of Diet Coke, only had regular.

When: April 10, 2011. What caused it: Heard that Eric Cantor said he "like-likes" Mitch McConnell.

When: June, 2011. What caused it: He doesn't want to talk about it and said we never listen to him anyway.

When: November 17, 2011. What caused it: wanted a Power Rangers birthday cake, got VR Troopers

When: October 31, 2011. What caused it: Eric Cantor dressed up like Oompa Loompa, ruining his costume idea

When: December 20, 2011. What caused it: Too much cheese at the holiday party; sat on "the Speaker's Chair" for 2 hours, trying to "pass legislation". It was a moving experience... eventually.

When: June 12, 1999 What caused it: For the 8th time in a row, his Happy Meal did not include Smoochy the Frog Beanie Baby.

When: July 18, 2010 What caused it: Made a milkshake, no boys came to his yard.

When: August 4, 2010 What caused it: Informed on 4chan that Pinkie Pie and AppleJack were not real, and if they were, they probably wouldn't have anything to do with him.

When: October 28, 2009 What caused it: Wind switched direction from N/NW to SE.

When: November 17, 2009 What caused it: Trauma of birth relived due to birthday time travel accident.

When: August 18, 2008 What caused it: Arrived at Planet Tan only to find it was closed for remodeling.

Sent him to the hospital for 12 days.

Loucifer: Sent him to the hospital for 12 days.

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Aaaauuuuguguguh!! Farking Canadian bagpipes!

So.....hes Foster Brooks?

Good to know. I'll drink to that.

Rapmaster2000: When: August 18, 2008 What caused it: Arrived at Planet Tan only to find it was closed for remodeling.