funny, to bad I don't live in Milwaukee, or like beer

Im in luck, my last name is Miller! Wait, im in Alaska.

/Not in luck.

I grew up on a street called Miller. Does that count?

Müller should count.

Also, it's not hard to get free beer in Milwaukee. Just go from brewery to brewery getting tours.

The catch is that you have to drink Miller.

Bruxellensis: Müller should count.

Also, it's not hard to get free beer in Milwaukee. Just go from brewery to brewery getting tours.

Your ancestors should have Americanized your name, like mine did, so you wouldn't have this problem

Aw, schlitz!

The name is Head. Dogfish, Head.

/now we wait...

He's going to get a lot of free beer with his time machine.

Step 1: Change name to Miller
Step 2: Drink Free Beer
Step 3: Fall down
Step 4: Lawsuit
Step 5: Be able to afford Yuengling

Let me know when Spaten has this offer. I will gladly change my name

MisterRonbo: Step 1: Change name to Miller
Step 2: Drink Free Beer
Step 3: Fall down
Step 4: Lawsuit
Step 5: Be able to afford Yuengling

Or just move to Pennsylvania and buy Yuengling cheaper than Miller.

now THIS is a promotion, I can get behind. me, and my dad... and his dad...and my cousins. lets go!

Miller High Life is $8,59 a 12 pack at gas station, Yeugling a couple bucks more. I like them both and rotate through a bunch of different brews, in addition to my own home brew.

Great grandparents on mothers side was a Miller. First girlfriend was a Miller. One of my best friends is a Miller, yet no free beer for me:-(

Maiden name was Miller. Still wouldn't catch me drinking that swill.

Let me know when Stone starts doing this . . . I will gladly be Arrogant Bastard for free beer.


/ doing it for free now

Pick: Miller High Life is $8,59 a 12 pack at gas station, Yeugling a couple bucks more. I like them both and rotate through a bunch of different brews, in addition to my own home brew.

Great grandparents on mothers side was a Miller. First girlfriend was a Miller. One of my best friends is a Miller, yet no free beer for me:-(

12 pack? Gas station? I know not of these things you talk about. I buy beer by the case at the beer distributor as my father did and his father before him, as God intended.

Has anyone in this thread mentioned changing their name yet? I'll change my name to Westvleteren 12.