Nipple hair?

I'd like to be the first to say that I'd do sexual things to her that are illegal in all 50 states on grounds of immorality and extreme perversion

FTFA: I'm forced to just go with it so, by the end of the song, it looked quite like I was licking my own t**.

Please... go on...

Clearly, bras are the problem. They are dangerous and should be banned. Every fifteen seconds, a teenage boy is injured attempting to unhook a bra. These crippling injuries are completely avoidable and an unnecessary drain on our economy.

Please, won't somebody think of the teenage boys?

I thought she wore wigs/extensions.

I know exactly how she feels... My hair TOTALLY got caught in her spinning bra.

/it was awesome

Dear Katy,
Tits or GTFO.
Regards,
SBG

She must have the longest pubes in history.

Clearly she should immediately release several high resolution full frontal nude pics.

I'm here for boobs.

And I'm getting really impatient waiting for Katy's nipples to find their way out of captivity and into our lives. Let's work on that, shall we?

bleeorg: I know exactly how she feels... My hair TOTALLY got caught in her spinning bra.

/it was awesome

Hair up there or hair down there?

/Inquiring minds an' all that.

Shave your nipples before you put on spinny things duuuh!

Yanks_RSJ: I'm here for boobs.

And I'm getting really impatient waiting for Katy's nipples to find their way out of captivity and into our lives. Let's work on that, shall we?

I have it on good authority that the same hackers who hit Scarlett Johansson got Katy's phone too and are just being selfish assholes about it

Ummm OK ....A Katy Perry boob thread where there are no pictures of her sumptuous rack. Thanks Fark community. Thanks.

What. Seriously what.

/this sounds like something Lady Gaga would borrow

I'm most definetly a boob guy, but...

I can't believe I'm saying this but her songs are pretty damn catchy. I will never buy a single song but great pop music if you're into that sorta thing.

/nice tits too

Its a little weird that the first picture of Katy Perry in this thread is not of her boobs.

/I forgive any and all of her transgressions on the grounds that "Kitty Purry" is an awesome name for a cat.

I got my hair rolled up in a creeper wheel working under my car once. I feel her pain!

Spinning Peppermint Bra is a great name for a KP tribute band.

I feel like, half the time when I see a huge post of Katy Perry pictures, its actually a guy playing a Trolltastic game of "Katy Perry or Zooey Deshenel" with me.

JokerMattly: I feel like, half the time when I see a huge post of Katy Perry pictures, its actually a guy playing a Trolltastic game of "Katy Perry or Zooey Deshenel" with me.

horseshiat. if they were identical twins, Zooey would be the ugly twin

She's nice and all but at the end of the day he blew his beans up her chuff. The high chance of getting c*ck rot would be worth it though.

OK, I'm old. But is it just me that isn't understanding "wheels of my spinning peppermint bra".

What are wheels doing on a bra?
Why is any part of a bra (besides a pasty) spinning?
What has peppermint got to do with this? Am I supposed to floss with the bra strap after I remove it? I thought that's what her g-string was for.

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: JokerMattly: I feel like, half the time when I see a huge post of Katy Perry pictures, its actually a guy playing a Trolltastic game of "Katy Perry or Zooey Deshenel" with me.

horseshiat. if they were identical twins, Zooey would be the ugly twin

Yanks_RSJ: I'm here for boobs.

And I'm getting really impatient waiting for Katy's nipples to find their way out of captivity and into our lives. Let's work on that, shall we?


It should happen soon, seeing as how she's probably past the 2/3 mark of her 15 minutes. Plus, she's an annoying dipshiat so when the spotlight has lost interest in her, she'll quickly and desperately jump into AW mode.

Yawn. Show some tits of gtfo.

Cargo: Plus, she's an annoying dipshiat so when the spotlight has lost interest in her, she'll quickly and desperately jump into AW mode.

you know, when y'all talk shiat on Katy Perry like this, despite the fact that I'd probably axe murder and eat as many of you as I had to in order to peep that shiat, it almost makes me spitefully wish she never takes her clothes off.

litespeed74: I can't believe I'm saying this but her songs are pretty damn catchy. I will never buy a single song but great pop music if you're into that sorta thing.

/nice tits too

I'm a sucker for a truly catchy pop song sung by a cute woman, so I have to agree. I actually broke down an bought her album when Amazon had it on sale for $1 over the 4th of July.

Cargo: Yanks_RSJ: I'm here for boobs.

And I'm getting really impatient waiting for Katy's nipples to find their way out of captivity and into our lives. Let's work on that, shall we?


It should happen soon, seeing as how she's probably past the 2/3 mark of her 15 minutes. Plus, she's an annoying dipshiat so when the spotlight has lost interest in her, she'll quickly and desperately jump into AW modeoverdrive.

FTFY

obeymatt: I'm most definetly a boob guy, but...

It's funny. I wandered into this thread to post almost this. Though everyone seems to go bonkers over her boobs, her legs are what I find most appealing.

I realize you were probably talking about her bum, which is mighty fine as well.

Hypothesis: being shown only a woman's ankles, most men can determine the hotness of said woman to her waistline.

Angry Buddha: obeymatt: I'm most definetly a boob guy, but...

It's funny. I wandered into this thread to post almost this. Though everyone seems to go bonkers over her boobs, her legs are what I find most appealing.

I realize you were probably talking about her bum, which is mighty fine as well.

Hypothesis: being shown only a woman's ankles, most men can determine the hotness of said woman to her waistline.

You know she has really short legs, right? Everything she wears in public is designed to make them look longer than they are and make your eyes look elsewhere. look at the pics above, its all high heals.

StoPPeRmobile: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: JokerMattly: I feel like, half the time when I see a huge post of Katy Perry pictures, its actually a guy playing a Trolltastic game of "Katy Perry or Zooey Deshenel" with me.

horseshiat. if they were identical twins, Zooey would be the ugly twin

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LOL. Thanks for that much needed laugh.

StoPPeRmobile: Cargo: Yanks_RSJ: I'm here for boobs.

And I'm getting really impatient waiting for Katy's nipples to find their way out of captivity and into our lives. Let's work on that, shall we?


It should happen soon, seeing as how she's probably past the 2/3 mark of her 15 minutes. Plus, she's an annoying dipshiat so when the spotlight has lost interest in her, she'll quickly and desperately jump into AW modeoverdrive.

FTFY

Ha! Indeed. Thanks.

(But between you and me, watch out for that Hyperbolic Hyperbole dude. Sounds as though he got his hair caught in one spinning-peppermint-bra too many.)

Clash City Farker: Everything she wears in public is designed to make them look longer than they are and make your eyes look elsewhere. look at the pics above, its all high heals.

What injury did she sustain at altitude?

Clash City Farker: Angry Buddha: obeymatt: I'm most definetly a boob guy, but...

It's funny. I wandered into this thread to post almost this. Though everyone seems to go bonkers over her boobs, her legs are what I find most appealing.

I realize you were probably talking about her bum, which is mighty fine as well.

Hypothesis: being shown only a woman's ankles, most men can determine the hotness of said woman to her waistline.

You know she has really short legs, right? Everything she wears in public is designed to make them look longer than they are and make your eyes look elsewhere. look at the pics above, its all high heals.

Well, I'm more about shape than length anyway. I like a woman with muscular legs, a well-turned calf, an unsharpened knee. But I see what you mean.

isnt her sister on Bones?

Clash City Farker: Angry Buddha: obeymatt: I'm most definetly a boob guy, but...

It's funny. I wandered into this thread to post almost this. Though everyone seems to go bonkers over her boobs, her legs are what I find most appealing.

I realize you were probably talking about her bum, which is mighty fine as well.

Hypothesis: being shown only a woman's ankles, most men can determine the hotness of said woman to her waistline.

You know she has really short legs, right? Everything she wears in public is designed to make them look longer than they are and make your eyes look elsewhere. look at the pics above, its all high heals.

Yeah, cuz you could put any stubby-legged girl in those outfits and she would look exactly the same, as long as she was wearing the proper footwear.

peterthx: Clash City Farker: Everything she wears in public is designed to make them look longer than they are and make your eyes look elsewhere. look at the pics above, its all high heals.

What injury did she sustain at altitude?

Hypoxia?

<sub>just askin'

conceivable?</sub>

The Jayden Jaymes of pop music.

Cargo: Yanks_RSJ: I'm here for boobs.

And I'm getting really impatient waiting for Katy's nipples to find their way out of captivity and into our lives. Let's work on that, shall we?


It should happen soon, seeing as how she's probably past the 2/3 mark of her 15 minutes. Plus, she's an annoying dipshiat so when the spotlight has lost interest in her, she'll quickly and desperately jump into AW mode.

Given the unprecedented success of Teenage Dream, she could release an album of cow farts and it'd go multi-platinum.

Katy Perry kicked MIchael Jackson's ass, and it was about time.

With the outfits she wears, how is even statistically possible that she hasn't had a wardrobe malfunction yet?

AaronSynn: With the outfits she wears, how is even statistically possible that she hasn't had a wardrobe malfunction yet?

Because they're well designed and engineered, with likely a backup layer of something underneath.

I'd imagine it's a sort of fast-change base that they rivet all the moving bits etc. onto.

Or if you were talking about the tiny revealing outfits, I'd imagine it's usually because she's squished into that shiat tighter than a virgin on prom night. Check them out, they don't leave anything to the imagination but they don't leave anything room to move either.

Or for the simple walking, sitting, awards show pieces, double sided tape and/or glue.

/seriously, fark is like 30 times too 'big' now, wtb smaller fark

AaronSynn: With the outfits she wears, how is even statistically possible that she hasn't had a wardrobe malfunction yet?

Because she wears pasties.



Katy's pretty image savvy and will not let something like that happen unless on purpose. She's already publicly vowed never to pose topless or nude so I find her lack of nip-slips unsurprising.

peterthx: AaronSynn: With the outfits she wears, how is even statistically possible that she hasn't had a wardrobe malfunction yet?

Because she wears pasties.

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Katy's pretty image savvy and will not let something like that happen unless on purpose. She's already publicly vowed never to pose topless or nude so I find her lack of nip-slips unsurprising.

What a disgusting image. Why would you post that? Is there something wrong with you? It's a farking thread from her costume, moran. You should be ashamed of yourself but I love you.

/boobs

I'm going to mention (again) that I really dislike those granny panty shorts she's constantly wearing.are ugly and make her look less attractive than she is.

Zoey Deschnel WISHES she had those tits

Derwood: Zoey Deschnel WISHES she had those tits

No, I wish Zooey Deschanel had those tits!

/FTFY

Did they go 'round and 'round, and up and down?
'Round and 'round, and up and down?
1, 2, 3, step?
1, 2, 3, jump?

/bup-shoo-bup?
//bup-bup-bup-shoo-bup?