Katherine Heigl = the poor man's Jessica Simpson. Which is either saying a lot, or not very much, can't figure out which.

Now I don't know her personally, but from all accounts she seems like a total biatch.

Does she leave her bra on while breast feeding?

beantowndog: Does she leave her bra on while breast feeding?

We're done. Close thread, please.

"NOW ITS JUNK"

OK, that's disgusting.

Did she heel the diaper down the drain in the kitchen when she was done?

scottydoesntknow: Now I don't know her personally, but from all accounts she seems like a total biatch.

Me too. I hear her name only because I check out the gossip websites but I have no idea who she is, what shows or movies she's been in. From what I've read is that this woman needs an attitude and personality adjustment.

I have an unexplainable hate for this woman. She just has constant biatch face.

She's not funny or likeable either.

My wife likes her.

I hate that biatch!

/pick one
// just joking, honey. honey?

Glad to see no one's defending this behavior. I've never changed my kid's diaper on an eating surface. But hey, I'm weird that way.

I will defend any woman who breast feeds at the table instead of going into the bathroom. No one should have to eat his dinner in a room where people crap. But this? No. Because no one should ever have to eat in a room where someone craps.

/The restaurant should charge her for the table.

Shiattiest publicity stunt ever.....

I'm a stay at home dad and I've done that before. Stupid places put a changing table in the women's bathroom but not the men's.

At another place that had the changing table on in the women's, I just went in there and changed him. Sure surprised the hell out of the lady manager when she came in to pee.

/told her if she didn't want me in there she needs to supply both bathrooms with tables.

beantowndog: Does she leave her bra on while breast feeding?

I don't get it :(

zez: I'm a stay at home dad and I've done that before. Stupid places put a changing table in the women's bathroom but not the men's.

At another place that had the changing table on in the women's, I just went in there and changed him. Sure surprised the hell out of the lady manager when she came in to pee.

/told her if she didn't want me in there she needs to supply both bathrooms with tables.

Why don't you keep that adorable little shiat machine out of restaurants?
/Just kidding. Kind of.

MagSeven: zez: I'm a stay at home dad and I've done that before. Stupid places put a changing table in the women's bathroom but not the men's.

At another place that had the changing table on in the women's, I just went in there and changed him. Sure surprised the hell out of the lady manager when she came in to pee.

/told her if she didn't want me in there she needs to supply both bathrooms with tables.

Why don't you keep that adorable little shiat machine out of restaurants?
/Just kidding. Kind of.

More like control your adorable shiat machine. My kid is generally calm an cool: she's one. We pick a good time to take her (hint: past peak hours) and she eats with us. When she does get pissy, we take her outside for a bit. She actually likes being out and about, frankly. In most cases it's the parents, like this one.

zez: I'm a stay at home dad and I've done that before. Stupid places put a changing table in the women's bathroom but not the men's..

Also guilty. But mine is more of an I dont care/lazyness.

MagSeven: zez: I'm a stay at home dad and I've done that before. Stupid places put a changing table in the women's bathroom but not the men's.

At another place that had the changing table on in the women's, I just went in there and changed him. Sure surprised the hell out of the lady manager when she came in to pee.

/told her if she didn't want me in there she needs to supply both bathrooms with tables.

Why don't you keep that adorable little shiat machine out of restaurants?
/Just kidding. Kind of.

No, he has a point - oddly enough, men may also have an infant with them, yet you'd be surprised how many public places assume that only women have infants with them.

I'd actually push this as yet another reason to justify proper unisex restrooms - to reduce the overall cost of fixtures such as changing tables.

FriarReb98: Katherine Heigl = the poor man's Jessica Simpson. Which is either saying a lot, or not very much, can't figure out which.

There's a wealthy man's Jessica Simpson?

Sometimes, parenting kills braincells. Days and nights on end without sleep, subject to the whim and will of a tiny, nonverbal being who controls your every moment. It's possible that, under such conditions, she was so focused on what the kid needed that she didn't stop to think about where she was at that moment.

Or, perhaps she's just icky nasty.

NateAsbestos: beantowndog: Does she leave her bra on while breast feeding?

I don't get it :(

She has "sex" in every pg13 movie she's in while never removing her bra.

FormlessOne: MagSeven: zez: I'm a stay at home dad and I've done that before. Stupid places put a changing table in the women's bathroom but not the men's.

At another place that had the changing table on in the women's, I just went in there and changed him. Sure surprised the hell out of the lady manager when she came in to pee.

/told her if she didn't want me in there she needs to supply both bathrooms with tables.

Why don't you keep that adorable little shiat machine out of restaurants?
/Just kidding. Kind of.

No, he has a point - oddly enough, men may also have an infant with them, yet you'd be surprised how many public places assume that only women have infants with them.

I'd actually push this as yet another reason to justify proper unisex restrooms - to reduce the overall cost of fixtures such as changing tables.

Yeah, you are right. There are more and more single/stay at home dads these days more than ever. Oddly enough, I saw more unisex bathrooms in the 90s than I do today.

Shenanigans!: Glad to see no one's defending this behavior. I've never changed my kid's diaper on an eating surface. But hey, I'm weird that way.

When I was a waiter an Indian family did it and tried to hand me the diaper as part of their table trash as I was cleaning up spare dishes. I opted to leave it on the table.

It stayed there through desert until they left. No tip, but worth it.

beantowndog: Does she leave her bra on while breast feeding?

It's not entirely unlikely. They do make bras that allow for this, more for convenience than modesty.

Had a woman put her un-diapered 1 year old into a booster seat on our velvet chairs. The kid was squirming when I took the order, as I was putting it in the system another co-worker goes "Oh My God...". I turned around and the kid was peeing, it was running down the booster chair, soaking into the velvet and puddling on the carpet. The mother looked, picked up her child and said "I'll be back for my meal in ten minutes, I expect that cleaned up."

A diaper on a table (and I've seen that too) would be a treat compared to that.

Twat nugget.

Haplo127x

"Had a woman put her un-diapered 1 year old into a booster seat on our velvet chairs. The kid was squirming when I took the order, as I was putting it in the system another co-worker goes "Oh My God...". I turned around and the kid was peeing, it was running down the booster chair, soaking into the velvet and puddling on the carpet. The mother looked, picked up her child and said "I'll be back for my meal in ten minutes, I expect that cleaned up."

It's stories like that one that make me hate humanity sometimes.

She should've been arrested for releasing a biological weapon in a restaurant.

jmr61: NateAsbestos: beantowndog: Does she leave her bra on while breast feeding?

I don't get it :(

She has "sex" in every pg13 movie she's in while never removing her bra.

Oh. I am pretty certain I've never seen a Heigl movie so *shrug*

beantowndog: Does she leave her bra on while breast feeding?

Most likely one of these.


Katherine had the chance for Phoebe Cates kind of notoriety and whiffed it.

Haplo127x: Had a woman put her un-diapered 1 year old into a booster seat on our velvet chairs. The kid was squirming when I took the order, as I was putting it in the system another co-worker goes "Oh My God...". I turned around and the kid was peeing, it was running down the booster chair, soaking into the velvet and puddling on the carpet. The mother looked, picked up her child and said "I'll be back for my meal in ten minutes, I expect that cleaned up."

A diaper on a table (and I've seen that too) would be a treat compared to that.

She got away with that? Hope she was a big tipper.

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: "NOW ITS JUNK"

Wow, a "Look Who's Talking" reference!! Wow!!

addy2: Haplo127x: Had a woman put her un-diapered 1 year old into a booster seat on our velvet chairs. The kid was squirming when I took the order, as I was putting it in the system another co-worker goes "Oh My God...". I turned around and the kid was peeing, it was running down the booster chair, soaking into the velvet and puddling on the carpet. The mother looked, picked up her child and said "I'll be back for my meal in ten minutes, I expect that cleaned up."

A diaper on a table (and I've seen that too) would be a treat compared to that.

She got away with that? Hope she was a big tipper.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*takes a breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!

MadAzza: addy2: Haplo127x: Had a woman put her un-diapered 1 year old into a booster seat on our velvet chairs. The kid was squirming when I took the order, as I was putting it in the system another co-worker goes "Oh My God...". I turned around and the kid was peeing, it was running down the booster chair, soaking into the velvet and puddling on the carpet. The mother looked, picked up her child and said "I'll be back for my meal in ten minutes, I expect that cleaned up."

A diaper on a table (and I've seen that too) would be a treat compared to that.

She got away with that? Hope she was a big tipper.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*takes a breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!

Yeah...What was I thinking?

I wouldn't change my child's diaper in in a public bathroom. I wouldn't do it on a dining table either. I would take my infant outside, drop the hatchback place the pre-sterilized matting down and change the soiled diaper. I would then place the unpleasant discharge in a properly duel lined plastic pouch and twirl it repeatedly before securing it with an aluminum wired twist fastener. I would then put that containment apparatus in a Tupperware container for proper disposal at a later date and get back to my otherwise pleasant dining experience.

/Anally retentive parent.

I saw a woman change a diaper on a table at Coco's some 20 years ago. A #2 filled diaper. Ruined dinner for pretty much everyone in the place. You have to wonder what goes on in some people's heads.

For you Sandy Eggins, this was the Cocos by Grossmont Center. They tore it down for the 125, it's now a Guitar Center.

/ never went back to that Cocos
// ick, some memories never fade
/// Lady, I hope you're reading this and hanging your head in shame

scottydoesntknow: Now I don't know her personally, but from all accounts she seems like a total biatch.

Yeah, she has a reputation for being an ungrateful, prima-donna biatch. When the film Knocked Up became a huge hit and launched her career as a film actress, instead of being grateful she called the movie "sexist" and "offensive to women." When she didn't get nominated for an Emmy in 2008 for her work on Grey's Anatomy she blamed the writers of the show, claiming that they didn't produce material worthy of an award. On the set of 27 Dresses she reportedly refused to film any scenes until her assistant found her a Coke Zero, and refused to eat lunch with the crew and wouldn't let anybody talk to her once the cameras stopped rolling. It's also been reported that many directors who worked with her in the past would not do so again.

As if I needed another reason to hate Katherine Heigl.

darkjezter: scottydoesntknow: Now I don't know her personally, but from all accounts she seems like a total biatch.

Yeah, she has a reputation for being an ungrateful, prima-donna biatch. When the film Knocked Up became a huge hit and launched her career as a film actress, instead of being grateful she called the movie "sexist" and "offensive to women."

Not exactly. This is what she said:
[Knocked Up is] a little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys. It exaggerated the characters, and I had a hard time with it, on some days. I'm playing such a biatch; why is she being such a killjoy? Why is this how you're portraying women? Ninety-eight percent of the time it was an amazing experience, but it was hard for me to love the movie."

Personally, I think this criticism is spot-on; I like most of Apatow's movies, but the complete failure to write believable female roles for this one killed it for me.

And yet, she was raked over the coals as an "ungrateful biatch" for having made this astute observation. Hollywood must be a farking nightmare for actresses.

On the other hand, changing a diaper on a restaurant table is just gross.

Um...what's the age limit for social acceptance of crapping on a table? Just cause I can walk to the can, doesn't mean I should have to. I'm paying the same as anyone that goes in there, and I probably tip better. They should have a nice bedpan that they provide to anyone that wants to crap in the restaurant.

/self-centered asshat is self-centered

jimmajim: darkjezter: scottydoesntknow: Now I don't know her personally, but from all accounts she seems like a total biatch.

Yeah, she has a reputation for being an ungrateful, prima-donna biatch. When the film Knocked Up became a huge hit and launched her career as a film actress, instead of being grateful she called the movie "sexist" and "offensive to women."

Not exactly. This is what she said:
[Knocked Up is] a little sexist. It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as lovable, goofy, fun-loving guys. It exaggerated the characters, and I had a hard time with it, on some days. I'm playing such a biatch; why is she being such a killjoy? Why is this how you're portraying women? Ninety-eight percent of the time it was an amazing experience, but it was hard for me to love the movie."

Personally, I think this criticism is spot-on; I like most of Apatow's movies, but the complete failure to write believable female roles for this one killed it for me.

And yet, she was raked over the coals as an "ungrateful biatch" for having made this astute observation. Hollywood must be a farking nightmare for actresses.

On the other hand, changing a diaper on a restaurant table is just gross.

I have to wonder why she seems to keep choosing characters that are killjoy biatches. Knocked up wasn't the only one. She's typecast in my mind.

not that I necesarilly *want* to see it, but why are there 18 pictures on that article, none of which are actually of the event the article is about?

Nmissi: Sometimes, parenting kills braincells. Days and nights on end without sleep, subject to the whim and will of a tiny, nonverbal being who controls your every moment. It's possible that, under such conditions, she was so focused on what the kid needed that she didn't stop to think about where she was at that moment.

But had it been the dad spacing off at that particular diaper-changing moment, don't think the mom wouldn't have INSTANTLY snapped into Just What Do You Think You're Doing Mister You're Sleeping On The Couch For A Month I Don't Care If The Bathroom Was Occupied And I Will Bring This Moment Up During Every Argument From Now Until The End of Time And Berate You About It In Front Of My Family Even If It Happened Twenty Years Ago TEMPER? HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF HAVING A BAD TEMPER mode.

Can we all stop pretending having a child is unique, rare and magical ?

Sure. Go ahead and abort yourself.