"... And it needs to happen before Jolie completely finishes transforming into a tattooed hat rack..."



Too late.

Although, when I thought Jolie with horns, I figure it just gives something to hold on to. _{"I'll give you more than you came for..."}

AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

THIS.

And Jolie also plays the same character over and over and over and over and over.

You could make that argument for almost every hollywood star these days.

Aniston has a bigger range than you guys realize. Her performance in "The Good Girl" was better than anything the skinny biatch has ever done.

Galileo's Daughter: Don't Lag Me Bro: I'm on Team Angelina. I think she has more acting talent in her pinky than Jen.

My Hollywood crush was Cameron Diaz, however.

This.

Jen, honey, he dumped you. Several years ago, in fact. Please, for the love of all that is holy and good in this world, MOVE ON.

I agree! You ever notice Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have never commented much on the Pitt/Anniston split? They always seem to take the high ground. Jennifer, however, still can't shut up about it, and it has been how long? She needs to get a life.

Galileo's Daughter: Don't Lag Me Bro: I'm on Team Angelina. I think she has more acting talent in her pinky than Jen.

My Hollywood crush was Cameron Diaz, however.

This.

Jen, honey, he dumped you. Several years ago, in fact. Please, for the love of all that is holy and good in this world, MOVE ON.

The only people who haven't are sexist asshats who believe everything they read on a gossip site. And then they breathlessly rush out and tell everyone that "so-and-so said such-and-such overheard someone say something in a restaurant OHMYGOD can you BELIEVE that? She's such a biatch!" It's like junior high.

Pathetic.

G'sD, honey, why do you believe this nonsense?

jackandwater: Galileo's Daughter: Don't Lag Me Bro: I'm on Team Angelina. I think she has more acting talent in her pinky than Jen.

My Hollywood crush was Cameron Diaz, however.

This.

Jen, honey, he dumped you. Several years ago, in fact. Please, for the love of all that is holy and good in this world, MOVE ON.

I agree! You ever notice Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have never commented much on the Pitt/Anniston split? They always seem to take the high ground. Jennifer, however, still can't shut up about it, and it has been how long? She needs to get a life.

Because women are emotionally unstable shrews who cling to their past lovers like lichen on a seawall, right?

I haven't heard a direct quote from any of the principals about any of this. It's all just "overheard in a restaurant" bullshiat, eagerly lapped up by idiots like you. And you think *she* needs to get a life?

I hate to break it to you gossip-mongers, but neither of these women gives a shiat about anything the either one does. And neither one is as profoundly naive as the slavering hordes who suck down whatever crap some worthless cretin dreamed up for his Us magazine or Perez Hilton deadline.

Jennifer Aniston is sitting with her gorgeous boyfriend next to the pool of her multimillion-dollar mansion right now and crying about a relationship that ended a decade ago, while Angelina Jolie repeatedly stabs at her blonde-haired, California girl voodoo doll while licking the blood of fetuses from her fingertips.

You go right ahead and believe that.

FuryOfFirestorm: Angelina Jolie didn't star in "Just Go With It" Rumor Has It.

Still... Advantage: Angelina.

Madbassist1: Aniston has a bigger range than you guys realize. Her performance in "The Good Girl" was better than anything the skinny biatch has ever done.

Someone didn't watch "Gia", "Girl, Interrupted", "A Mighty Heart", or "Changeling"...

MadAzza:
Pathetic.

G'sD, honey, why do you believe this nonsense?

Why not? It passes the time.

MadAzza: jackandwater: Galileo's Daughter: Don't Lag Me Bro: I'm on Team Angelina. I think she has more acting talent in her pinky than Jen.

My Hollywood crush was Cameron Diaz, however.

This.

Jen, honey, he dumped you. Several years ago, in fact. Please, for the love of all that is holy and good in this world, MOVE ON.

I agree! You ever notice Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have never commented much on the Pitt/Anniston split? They always seem to take the high ground. Jennifer, however, still can't shut up about it, and it has been how long? She needs to get a life.

Because women are emotionally unstable shrews who cling to their past lovers like lichen on a seawall, right?

I haven't heard a direct quote from any of the principals about any of this. It's all just "overheard in a restaurant" bullshiat, eagerly lapped up by idiots like you. And you think *she* needs to get a life?

I hate to break it to you gossip-mongers, but neither of these women gives a shiat about anything the either one does. And neither one is as profoundly naive as the slavering hordes who suck down whatever crap some worthless cretin dreamed up for his Us magazine or Perez Hilton deadline.

Jennifer Aniston is sitting with her gorgeous boyfriend next to the pool of her multimillion-dollar mansion right now and crying about a relationship that ended a decade ago, while Angelina Jolie repeatedly stabs at her blonde-haired, California girl voodoo doll while licking the blood of fetuses from her fingertips.

You go right ahead and believe that.

I guess we found Anniston's Fark handle. LOL

Mugato: browntimmy: Mugato: AdolfOliverPanties: I doubt the veracity of this story. I also don't care except that Aniston is far hotter than that bony skeletor Jolie.

Maybe but Gia-era Jolie smoked any era Jenniffer Aniston.

Billy Bob Thorton probably had all kinds of crazy sex with her in her prime, Brad Pitt got Skeletor and 20 kids.

Yeah but the star of the soon to be canceled Sherlock Holmes tv show hit that before everyone.

Also, how is it that every farking person knows this show won't last a season except the people whose job it is to pick shows?

FuryOfFirestorm: Madbassist1: Aniston has a bigger range than you guys realize. Her performance in "The Good Girl" was better than anything the skinny biatch has ever done.

Someone didn't watch "Gia", "Girl, Interrupted", "A Mighty Heart", or "Changeling"...

I saw changeling. The others seem like teen angst stuff to me.

jackandwater:

You go right ahead and believe that.

I guess we found Anniston's Fark handle. LOL

Why? Because he's right? (BTW Aniston only has one 'n')