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   Psychologist analyzes Batman and deduces he's either suffering from PTSD, he's an obsessive compulsive, or he's a fictional comic book character

14 Jul 2012 07:44 AM   |   2023 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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urban.derelict     
I'll go with...

D. all of the above

14 Jul 2012 07:46 AM
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LordOfThePings     
loldailyfun.com

14 Jul 2012 07:48 AM
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nexusheli     
He watched his parents die. Pretty sure that qualifies him for PTSD, no analyzing needed.

14 Jul 2012 07:48 AM
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Terrified Asexual Forcemeat     
He doesn't wear the costume in public, nor does the movie Bruce Wayne fund Batman with his personal fortune, so that's it for the thesis of the article.

14 Jul 2012 07:51 AM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
i2.photobucket.com

It's the mask. His tongue keeps getting caught in the mouth hole. It's maddening!

14 Jul 2012 07:56 AM
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Crotchrocket Slim     
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: He doesn't wear the costume in public, nor does the movie Bruce Wayne fund Batman with his personal fortune, so that's it for the thesis of the article.

We did not see the same cut of Batman Begins apparently.

14 Jul 2012 07:57 AM
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Inigo     
cdn.screenrant.com

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14 Jul 2012 07:58 AM
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Cpl.D    [TotalFark]  
Or E: Crippling Bat Fetish.

14 Jul 2012 07:59 AM
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Cormee     
Psychologist (being paid by the studio to generate column inches for the film) analyzes Batman and deduces he's either suffering from PTSD, he's an obsessive compulsive, or he's a fictional comic book character

14 Jul 2012 08:01 AM
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No Such Agency     
Old news... Batman is bonkers, and everyone from his writers to his enemies knows it.

Alfred: "And the society for the prevention of obsessive behavior in middle-aged men?"
Bruce: "Write them a check."
Alfred: "Good to see you haven't lost your sense of humor, sir."
- The Dark Knight Returns

14 Jul 2012 08:03 AM
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Terrified Asexual Forcemeat     
Crotchrocket Slim: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: He doesn't wear the costume in public, nor does the movie Bruce Wayne fund Batman with his personal fortune, so that's it for the thesis of the article.

We did not see the same cut of Batman Begins apparently.


After he became Batman I only remember him borrowing bits and pieces of his company's research after he lost control of the board.

14 Jul 2012 08:08 AM
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dickfreckle    [TotalFark]  
Batman's obvious DSMIV problems are part of what makes him appealing as a story. He's deeply flawed. I thought that was sorta the point. Nobody wants that do-goodie Superman sh*t from the late 70s/early 80s.

The last "superhero" flick I saw starred Downey Jr. as a womanizing jerk. And it worked pretty well. But Batman has always been a nutcase since whenever people started arguing about him in basements. It's this, not his crime fighting, that makes the character worth a damn. Captain Obvious strikes.

Granted, if Batman actually existed I'd be first in line to call for his arrest. Guess that's a conversation for another time. Christ, I'm seeping Nerd out of my pores GET IT OFF ME

14 Jul 2012 08:10 AM
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Fluid     
dickfreckle: Granted, if Batman actually existed I'd be first in line to call for his arrest. Guess that's a conversation for another time. Christ, I'm seeping Nerd out of my pores GET IT OFF ME

Yeah, people will tolerate a lot from fictional characters that a real person would never get away with. It's funny how that works.

14 Jul 2012 08:13 AM
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maggoo     

Fluid: Yeah, people will tolerate a lot from fictional characters that a real person would never get away with. It's funny how that works.


www.cynicalsmirk.com

14 Jul 2012 08:26 AM
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Summoner101     
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Crotchrocket Slim: Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: He doesn't wear the costume in public, nor does the movie Bruce Wayne fund Batman with his personal fortune, so that's it for the thesis of the article.

We did not see the same cut of Batman Begins apparently.

After he became Batman I only remember him borrowing bits and pieces of his company's research after he lost control of the board.


Forget about the buying of 10,000 units of his mask through multiple dummy corporations then buying another 10,000 since the first shipment was flawed?

14 Jul 2012 08:36 AM
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starsrift     
Wasn't this the subplot of the first batnipple film, with Nicole Kidman?
/ and what is it with Tom Cruise and Batman's cinematic love interests, anyway

14 Jul 2012 09:22 AM
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mamoru    [TotalFark]  
No Such Agency: Old news... Batman is bonkers, and everyone from his writers to his enemies knows it.

Alfred: "And the society for the prevention of obsessive behavior in middle-aged men?"
Bruce: "Write them a check."
Alfred: "Good to see you haven't lost your sense of humor, sir."
- The Dark Knight Returns


Odd. Michael Cain makes a great Alfred, but I couldn't help reading that in the Batman: TAS voice.

14 Jul 2012 09:29 AM
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mhd     
i50.tinypic.com

14 Jul 2012 09:54 AM
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Optimal_Illusion     
HIS PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAD!!

14 Jul 2012 10:37 AM
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ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt     
I would actually like to see someone psycho-analyze god from the old testament. That would be fun.

14 Jul 2012 11:02 AM
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Oldiron_79     
And I would like to see a different shrink run up a psych analysis of the sort of weirdo that randomly wants to try and do a psych analysis of a fictional character.

14 Jul 2012 11:13 AM
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K3rmy     
i.imgur.com

14 Jul 2012 11:35 AM
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Aulus    [TotalFark]  
Amusing Link

14 Jul 2012 12:05 PM
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass    [TotalFark]  
images.wikia.com

Hey, it's a crazy world.

14 Jul 2012 12:35 PM
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dbrunker     
He puts the words "the bat" in front of every object he touches and you have to ask if he's obsessive compulsive? Everyone in Gotham is at least a little insane.
img600.imageshack.us

14 Jul 2012 12:53 PM
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Mouser     
dickfreckle: Batman's obvious DSMIV problems are part of what makes him appealing as a story. He's deeply flawed. I thought that was sorta the point. Nobody wants that do-goodie Superman sh*t from the late 70s/early 80s.

The last "superhero" flick I saw starred Downey Jr. as a womanizing jerk. And it worked pretty well. But Batman has always been a nutcase since whenever people started arguing about him in basements. It's this, not his crime fighting, that makes the character worth a damn. Captain Obvious strikes.

Granted, if Batman actually existed I'd be first in line to call for his arrest. Guess that's a conversation for another time. Christ, I'm seeping Nerd out of my pores GET IT OFF ME


Bruce Wayne / Batman is a product of the dysfunctional culture he was raised in. In the real world, the FBI would've swooped in on Gotham City and arrested everyone in authority from the mayor on down to the cop on the beat.

14 Jul 2012 12:54 PM
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cgremlin     
The guy watched his parents get murdered, and has more money than God. Be farking glad ALL he's doing is fighting crime with those kinds of resources at his disposal.

14 Jul 2012 12:55 PM
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Digitalstrange     
ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt

I would actually like to see someone psycho-analyze god from the old testament. That would be fun.

He is a narcissistic sociopath. Easy

14 Jul 2012 01:13 PM
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WeenerGord     
i0.kym-cdn.com

14 Jul 2012 01:18 PM
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foxyshadis     
cgremlin: The guy watched his parents get murdered, and has more money than God. Be farking glad ALL he's doing is fighting crime with those kinds of resources at his disposal.

In a life when he went further, we get The Watchmen.

14 Jul 2012 01:32 PM
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Perducci     
Why (other than job security) do psychologists insist that every unusual behaviour is the result of some complex (no pun intended) thing that needs detailed analysis?

Isn't it possible that a real world version of Batman would behave in that way simply because he can? Part of the appeal of the character is that he does the things that a lot of us wish we could if only we had the finances, time, and freedom to do so. We're not all crazy or suffering from some sort of trauma or syndrome or whatever. People simply act how they act, usually without complicated pseudo-medical reasons.

14 Jul 2012 01:39 PM
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Disposable Rob     
Mouser: dickfreckle: Batman's obvious DSMIV problems are part of what makes him appealing as a story. He's deeply flawed. I thought that was sorta the point. Nobody wants that do-goodie Superman sh*t from the late 70s/early 80s.

The last "superhero" flick I saw starred Downey Jr. as a womanizing jerk. And it worked pretty well. But Batman has always been a nutcase since whenever people started arguing about him in basements. It's this, not his crime fighting, that makes the character worth a damn. Captain Obvious strikes.

Granted, if Batman actually existed I'd be first in line to call for his arrest. Guess that's a conversation for another time. Christ, I'm seeping Nerd out of my pores GET IT OFF ME

Bruce Wayne / Batman is a product of the dysfunctional culture he was raised in. In the real world, the FBI would've swooped in on Gotham City and arrested everyone in authority from the mayor on down to the cop on the beat.


Knows that feel, bro

3.bp.blogspot.com

14 Jul 2012 01:42 PM
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What_do_you_want_now     
Perducci: Why (other than job security) do psychologists insist that every unusual behaviour is the result of some complex (no pun intended) thing that needs detailed analysis?

Isn't it possible that a real world version of Batman would behave in that way simply because he can? Part of the appeal of the character is that he does the things that a lot of us wish we could if only we had the finances, time, and freedom to do so. We're not all crazy or suffering from some sort of trauma or syndrome or whatever. People simply act how they act, usually without complicated pseudo-medical reasons.


*Sigh* It worries me how simple you think the human brain is.

14 Jul 2012 02:10 PM
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pdkl95     
The definitive work on the subject:

notthebeastmaster.typepad.com

/there's always room for one more...

14 Jul 2012 02:16 PM
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pdkl95     
Oh, and seeing as his origin story pretty much *depends* on that "PTSD"...
[good version from the recent B:AA (1) video game]
...the while "badman is just as nuts as the 'crazies' he fights" meme has been there from he beginning.

/seriously, though, any "analysis" of him, that doesn't include the Arkham Asylum: A Serious House On Serous Earth hasn't done their homework

14 Jul 2012 02:30 PM
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Pumpernickel bread     
The problem with the field of clinical psychology is, while I do not doubt there ae psychological disorders, it is apparent that psychologists/psychiatrists can't diagnose them with any reliability. Get 10 psychologists to assess Batman and they will come up with 10 different diagnoses.

14 Jul 2012 02:38 PM
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one small post for man     
Came for tasteless gay Robin jokes. Leaving severely dissatisfied

14 Jul 2012 02:45 PM
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Jamdug!    [TotalFark]  

14 Jul 2012 02:49 PM
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What_do_you_want_now     
Pumpernickel bread: The problem with the field of clinical psychology is, while I do not doubt there ae psychological disorders, it is apparent that psychologists/psychiatrists can't diagnose them with any reliability. Get 10 psychologists to assess Batman and they will come up with 10 different diagnoses.

I repeat my earlier comment here.

What_do_you_want_now: *Sigh* It worries me how simple you think the human brain is.

When EVERYTHING affect and effects a person, EVERYTHING is suspect for when the person is suffering. Fictional characters are easy, sometimes.

But to lighten the levity here, I'd be more impressed with someone psycho-analyzing the Joker. I tried that once with my still-limited grasp of psychology, I gave up after I managed to deduce 6 different maladaptations related JUST to his apparent sociopathy.

14 Jul 2012 02:49 PM
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Aulus    [TotalFark]  
The problem with psychoanalyzing fictional characters is that it tends to annoy fans of the character and people who take the tack of "hey, it's not a real person."

This became evident back when Sam Waterson stopped doing Calvin & Hobbes. The Des Moines Register ran a long, really long story/interview with a local shrink who ended up stating that were Calvin to grow up, and based on his behaviour in the strip, he would most certainly be a sociopath.

Boy, did the shiat hit the fan in the letters to the editor for the next week!

14 Jul 2012 03:03 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
The Punisher,Daredevil,Blade,Dexter Morgan,"Dirty Harry" Callahan,Cleopatra Jones and countless others,fictional or otherwise,are unimpressed....

14 Jul 2012 03:19 PM
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No Such Agency     
What_do_you_want_now:
But to lighten the levity here, I'd be more impressed with someone psycho-analyzing the Joker. I tried that once with my still-limited grasp of psychology, I gave up after I managed to deduce 6 different maladaptations related JUST to his apparent sociopathy.

The thing about the Joker is that, as he's generally written, he seems smart and self-aware enough to deliberately experiment with and cultivate various mental disorders and maladaptations... just for the lulz.

14 Jul 2012 03:20 PM
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Perducci     
What_do_you_want_now: Perducci: Why (other than job security) do psychologists insist that every unusual behaviour is the result of some complex (no pun intended) thing that needs detailed analysis?

Isn't it possible that a real world version of Batman would behave in that way simply because he can? Part of the appeal of the character is that he does the things that a lot of us wish we could if only we had the finances, time, and freedom to do so. We're not all crazy or suffering from some sort of trauma or syndrome or whatever. People simply act how they act, usually without complicated pseudo-medical reasons.

*Sigh* It worries me how simple you think the human brain is.


On the contrary, I was trying to communicate the opposite. The human brain is so complex and each is so individually unique that it's ridiculous to try to classify every behaviour that seems a bit "abnormal". Worse, it's preposterous for a psychologist to pretend that they can actually interpret such a complicated thing with any real sense of assurance in that interpretation's accuracy. (I recognize that this little article is a fluff piece, but it's quite indicative of many analrapists' attitudes. "I know exactly how that person's mind is working!"

14 Jul 2012 03:32 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Aulus: Amusing Link

That was a delightful read. Thanks!

14 Jul 2012 03:37 PM
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Aulus    [TotalFark]  
Apos: Aulus: Amusing Link

That was a delightful read. Thanks!


Especially if you have spent a lot of time reading real medical reports.

14 Jul 2012 03:58 PM
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tb tibbles     
I remember a column in the Comic Buyers Guide,"The Law is an Ass",where the writer as a lawyer would give his legal take on a selected story.

Retarded? Naw...some people like to have fun with these things.

14 Jul 2012 05:10 PM
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blazemongr     
Digitalstrange: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt

I would actually like to see someone psycho-analyze god from the old testament. That would be fun.

He is a narcissistic sociopath. Easy


How can you be a sociopath when there's only one of you?

14 Jul 2012 05:16 PM
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WeenerGord     
pdkl95: /there's always room for one more...

OK
www.sugarshock.net

14 Jul 2012 07:01 PM
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Max Awesome     
i42.photobucket.com

14 Jul 2012 07:37 PM
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Max Awesome     
i42.photobucket.com

14 Jul 2012 07:55 PM
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