Sixty percent of the time it works *every* time

I'll bet it smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Oh, how cu-



WHOA!

dopeydwarf: Oh, how cu-

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WHOA!

I'm gonna eat yer face.

Bathia_Mapes: dopeydwarf: Oh, how cu-

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WHOA!

I'm gonna eat yer face.

When I get bigger. Now make with the milk.

If they were dyed pink, they'd *so* be Snagglepuss.

yeah...they look kinda mean even when they are tiny

Then they get big and pms-y...

Don't let them grow up or they'll scare people away from voting booths.

mother Angie, 14, and seven-year-old father Bromo.

She sounds like a cougar.

Yay! Double Caturday!!

Godless killing machines.

The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.

Ogden Nash

Ugly ass cats.

/not really pretty cut

dopeydwarf: Oh, how cu-

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WHOA!

Hugging me makes me F..king Hostile!

Mantour

Thank you. I'll turn out the lights.

Whole lotta predatory cats in the news

Found a better black panther party to visit.

Awww! Look it how cute! He's trying to claw my face off.

Wait till I get big! Then you'll be sorry!
For now I'm staying in this basket where you can't get me.

Bromo seems to have turned into a big pussy, no?

What I thought of when I read the headline. Was confused. Been spending too much time at the workbench.

/hot

Having once ridden around the north side of Chicago in my 20s with a panther cub to my side, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

FTA:
The term 'black panther' can be confusing, with scientists agreeing it does not refer to a specific sub-species of big cat.

Most generally, the term refers to any type of big cat with a black coat - though the only scientifically recognised definitions are a black leopard and a black jaguar.


So you use a term through the whole article that you know is vague, make the effort to explain that, but can't be bothered to actually mention whether these particular examples are leopards or jaguars?

GGracie: Then they get big and pms-y...
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Smack it on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, and yell at it.

Want. (In a "Yeah, I know it'll never happen and I know I wouldn't be good at taking care of them if I could" sort of way.)

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What I thought of when I read the headline. Was confused. Been spending too much time at the workbench.

Ausf D.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I'll bet it smells like Bigfoot's dick.

And we're supposed to believe you've smelled Bigfoot's dick.

The Voice of Doom: mother Angie, 14, and seven-year-old father Bromo.

She sounds like a cougar.

I came here just to say that.

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What I thought of when I read the headline. Was confused. Been spending too much time at the workbench.

im building one of those right now. well, shortly.

i upped my meds-up yours: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I'll bet it smells like Bigfoot's dick.

And we're supposed to believe you've smelled Bigfoot's dick.

i upped my meds-up yours, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

JesseL: FTA:
The term 'black panther' can be confusing, with scientists agreeing it does not refer to a specific sub-species of big cat.

Most generally, the term refers to any type of big cat with a black coat - though the only scientifically recognised definitions are a black leopard and a black jaguar.


So you use a term through the whole article that you know is vague, make the effort to explain that, but can't be bothered to actually mention whether these particular examples are leopards or jaguars?

These are leopards. You can totally tell by the pixels...I mean rosettes.

Eriond: JesseL: FTA:
The term 'black panther' can be confusing, with scientists agreeing it does not refer to a specific sub-species of big cat.

Most generally, the term refers to any type of big cat with a black coat - though the only scientifically recognised definitions are a black leopard and a black jaguar.


So you use a term through the whole article that you know is vague, make the effort to explain that, but can't be bothered to actually mention whether these particular examples are leopards or jaguars?

These are leopards. You can totally tell by the pixels...I mean rosettes.

You've got better a better eye for those things than I if you can distinguish jaguar rosettes from leopard rosettes on a melanistic juvenile.

That's racist.

Mr. Potatoass: The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say Ouch.
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.

Ogden Nash

How strange to see this poem here. I once had to set it to music for a class.

dopeydwarf: Oh, how cu-

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WHOA!

Surprisingly fierce looking for such a little guy. Too bad they didn't have a family picture with mom.

They are cute when young, esp when very young. Fangey teeth & pointy claws tho.

Also, Double Caturday, eh wot?